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Thought he was a dog.

Definitely could get some solid episodes of Justified out of this. 

Reddit is all over the place on this.

- Supposedly they were best friends

- Supposedly the judge was progressive and sent people to treatment instead of jail. Supposedly Sheriff was on board with this.

- Both are Dems so prob not politically motivated

- Supposedly one was sleeping with the other's daughter

37 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Reddit is all over the place on this.

- Supposedly they were best friends

- Supposedly the judge was progressive and sent people to treatment instead of jail. Supposedly Sheriff was on board with this.

- Both are Dems so prob not politically motivated

- Supposedly one was sleeping with the other's daughter

I bet there is this wild speculation. Two friends/co-workers in law enforcement don't normally get into a gun fight while at work.

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Definitely could get some solid episodes of Justified out of this. 

They already did, but I'll take any reason to get the show back, especially with Stephen Root's Judge Reardon character.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Reddit is all over the place on this.

- Supposedly they were best friends

- Supposedly the judge was progressive and sent people to treatment instead of jail. Supposedly Sheriff was on board with this.

- Both are Dems so prob not politically motivated

- Supposedly one was sleeping with the other's daughter

Hmmmm...I'm taking door #4, Monty. 

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dispute over an antique MacGregor putter 

Just now, Bill Brasky said:

dispute over an antique MacGregor putter 

speaking of...did we ever get an update???

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

 

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Goddammit, Farva!

9 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Goddammit, Farva!

It was a liter of cola.  

1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

dispute over an antique MacGregor putter 

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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

speaking of...did we ever get an update???

Believe there was some talk of a polite confrontation with the surviving family of the dead pedo 

 

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3 hours ago, Da Fino said:

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They look like Ryan Day and SydneyCarton.

Please. I've met and avoided enough of you mouth-breathers to comfortably say that I'm probably one of the best looking fuckers on this website. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Please. I've met and avoided enough of you mouth-breathers to comfortably say that I'm probably one of the best looking fuckers on this website. 

This your shirt?

World's Tallest Midget T-shirt sold by Rozelle Chalk | SKU 10896126 |  Printerval

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This your shirt?

World's Tallest Midget T-shirt sold by Rozelle Chalk | SKU 10896126 |  Printerval

Sir, that's my entire worldview. 

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no one's going to say anything about the judge being high af for his official photo?

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

This your shirt?

World's Tallest Midget T-shirt sold by Rozelle Chalk | SKU 10896126 |  Printerval

The outfit isn't complete without some longhorn shoes.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Counterpoint: she’s a Kentucky 8.

In Kentucky your number is determined by the sum total of your fingers and toes.

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31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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The outfit says she's down for the dirty, but the look on her face says she questions your choice of the 10W-40 when you live in a climate where 5W-30 is clearly the better fit for your driving conditions.

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This is the judge's chambers? Was the courthouse in a gas station?

51 minutes ago, Foosters said:

This is the judge's chambers? Was the courthouse in a gas station?

It's Kentucky....

Season 3 Message GIF by The Simpsons

7 hours ago, elfenix said:

In Kentucky your number is determined by the sum total of your fingers and toes.

And teeth. 

5 hours ago, Foosters said:

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This is the judge's chambers? Was the courthouse in a gas station?

Man, there is a lot going on in that screenshot. 

5 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Man, there is a lot going on in that screenshot. 

That appears to be a quilt on the way depicting child coal miners on the way to or from the mine?

Dafuq?

6 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Man, there is a lot going on in that screenshot. 

Like, the revelation that the sheriffs department does not have mandatory physical fitness requirements…

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…and they probably need to remember to disinfect his gavel before giving it to the next judge.

12 hours ago, Foosters said:

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This is the judge's chambers? Was the courthouse in a gas station?

Smoking that cigarette wasn’t doing his health any good.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

That appears to be a quilt on the way depicting child coal miners on the way to or from the mine?

Dafuq?

The children yearn for the mines.

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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If shenanigans were a person

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He was probably begging for his life at that point, Kentucky style.

”I’ll give you a half of these shiny new paper cups!”

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