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Steelers shocked to discover that new OC arthur smith still sucks dicks at doing his job

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first three drives against atl: 28 plays run, 72 yards gained. how is that even possible? has that ever even been done before? just an astonishing hire by the steelers with absolutely predictable results.

8 hours ago, Derka said:

first three drives against atl: 28 plays run, 72 yards gained. how is that even possible? has that ever even been done before? just an astonishing hire by the steelers with absolutely predictable results.

Despite no longer following the Falcons too closely (though I live only about an hour from Atlanta), I quickly began to wonder if Smith had damning leverage on someone in that organization. The only alternative is to just accept that Arthur Blank is a far less flamboyant Jerry Jones. He's made so many dreadful choices for so many years. 

That's NINE scoring drives in 2 weeks, you ungrateful bitches!

The more peculiar thing with regard to scoring is that the Steelers have more points in 2 games than the LARams.  Aaron Donald was influential, but geeze...

49 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I quickly began to wonder if Smith had damning leverage on someone in that organization

He's got billions of dollars. He made a name for himself by feeding the ball to a monster RB, jet sweeps and creative play-action. His smarmy, smartest-guy-in-the-room act is going to eventually be what gets Tomlin fired. 

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i watched the atlanta game, and on the first drive they had a 3rd and 6, and smith called a handoff up the middle to his third string rb cordarrelle patterson, which was stuffed at the line of scrimmage. that is truly some greg davis, vizzini type shit there.

”atlanta knows me very well, thus they will be expecting me to do some stupid shit like a handoff up the middle to my rb3. however they know that i know that they know me very well, therefore they will clearly expect me to go away from tendency, and to throw the ball beyond the sticks here. but of course they know that i know that they know this, which means that i am left with no choice but to do the last thing they will expect me to do, which is in fact the very thing they expected me to do in the first place! don’t you see! a hahahahahah! a hahahahahahaha!”

 

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I think the only new coaches allowed in the NFL are the offspring of current coaches. Otherwise you’re required to hire the shitty retread from another team. 

To be fair, their QB is Justin Fields. Not sure how much offensive production you can expect out of him.

Not sure when Russell Wilson is expected back and how much of an upgrade he will be since he was terrible at Denver.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

To be fair, their QB is Justin Fields. Not sure how much offensive production you can expect out of him.

Not sure when Russell Wilson is expected back and how much of an upgrade he will be since he was terrible at Denver.


Russell Wilson is a downgrade on Trey Lance

it would be sort of nice if we can cease using ‘dick sucking’ in the title of threads as a pejorative insult.

“sucks” would have been fine. 

 

22 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

it would be sort of nice if we can cease using ‘dick sucking’ in the title of threads as a pejorative insult.

“sucks” would have been fine. 

 

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Mike Tomlin gonna be the HC in 2035, still touting how many consecutive non-losing seasons they've had.

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

it would be sort of nice if we can cease using ‘dick sucking’ in the title of threads as a pejorative insult.

“sucks” would have been fine. 

 

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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

who cares family guy GIF

Your gay family and friends, probably.  Assuming you have at least one.

“Steelers shocked to discover that new OC arthur smith still retarded at doing his job”

We try not to say that r-word anymore.  Maybe we could include sucking dicks in that category? Look, It’s not a hill I’m dying on - especially on a sports board that is known for being a hive of scum and villainy.  I’m just making a suggestion. Post how you wanna post.

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42 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Your gay family and friends, probably.  Assuming you have at least one.

“Steelers shocked to discover that new OC arthur smith still retarded at doing his job”

We try not to say that r-word anymore.  Maybe we could include sucking dicks in that category? Look, It’s not a hill I’m dying on - especially on a sports board that is known for being a hive of scum and villainy.  I’m just making a suggestion. Post how you wanna post.

why would the idea of sucking dicks offend gay people? most people who suck dicks are straight women. this is what it looks like when you go out of your way to be offended.

Just now, Derka said:

why would the idea of sucking dicks offend gay people? most people who suck dicks are straight women. this is what it looks like when you go out of your way to be offended.

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Go ask your brother.

 

48 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Your gay family and friends, probably.  Assuming you have at least one.

“Steelers shocked to discover that new OC arthur smith still retarded at doing his job”

We try not to say that r-word anymore.  Maybe we could include sucking dicks in that category? Look, It’s not a hill I’m dying on - especially on a sports board that is known for being a hive of scum and villainy.  I’m just making a suggestion. Post how you wanna post.

Nah I’m fine with it. Art Smith sucks dick 

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Just now, Gatorubet said:

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Go ask your brother.

 

weren’t you just crying about people using the word “retard”? lol

NFL hiring retreads? What a shocker. McCarthy, Jeff Fisher (fuck you, you piece of shit). If Mike Vrabel can secure a job as a HC, the sky is the limit for failed coaches. Sean McDermott, Ron Rivera, Bruce Arians, Wade Phillips. Dan Canales, Mike MacSonald, and the list goes on. The NFL is filled witg a bunch of failures. Then they somehow end up with another HC'ing gig thinking he can "fix" what rent wrong. Surprise! They're all failures. What a shocker. 

17 minutes ago, Derka said:

why would the idea of sucking dicks offend gay people? most people who suck dicks are straight women. this is what it looks like when you go out of your way to be offended.

I mean you could have said Arthur Smith is a fat bipolar thin skinned loser of an OC and no one would have been offended. What's so bad about sucking dick, last I checked of someone sucked dick at something someone was having a good time. Even a bad dick sucker is pretty good

23 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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Hush... Wait, what are we talking about here? 

17 minutes ago, Derka said:

weren’t you just crying about people using the word “retard”? lol

Your prior comment was truly one of the stupidest things I’ve seen posted in a while, and there is no shortage of stupid things posted on surly. Granted, sometimes by me.

Let me help you out.  The thread title used dick sucking as an extreme negative.  Like the R word.   If a thread title said “ firing Billy Napier: almost as good as getting my dick sucked?”,  that would not refer to the act of getting a dick sucked as a bad thing, and in fact it would be treated as a clearly positive statement that celebrated the awesomeness of dick sucking.

It ain’t that hard to figure out sport.  I wasn’t even saying never post like that within the thread, just suggesting that we not post a thread title with that as a negative connotation.  

Post however and whatever you want. Post any thread title that you want. I get that you can’t see the difference and that you never will. no problem.

 

Some teams like to claim "best 0-2 team in the league."

I think I can safely assert, "Pittsburgh is the worst 2-0 team in the league."

A decent defense and kicking game can keep you competitive, but I am awaiting one of those 30-10 beatdowns that seem to occur on an almost annual basis.  Sometimes you need to score points.  Arthur cannot.

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Mike Tomlin gonna be the HC in 2035, still touting how many consecutive non-losing seasons they've had.

^^^This.  I spent 30 minutes in an Uber on the way to the Pittsburgh airport with an average Steelers fan and asked him if Tomlin was ever on the hot seat and this was exactly the narrative. 

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

it would be sort of nice if we can cease using ‘dick sucking’ in the title of threads as a pejorative insult.

“sucks” would have been fine. 

 

tomato, tomatoe

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

I mean you could have said Arthur Smith is a fat bipolar thin skinned loser of an OC and no one would have been offended. What's so bad about sucking dick, last I checked of someone sucked dick at something someone was having a good time. Even a bad dick sucker is pretty good

True

There are only good, great, and phenomenal blow-jobs.

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Your gay family and friends, probably.  Assuming you have at least one.

“Steelers shocked to discover that new OC arthur smith still retarded at doing his job”

We try not to say that r-word anymore.  Maybe we could include sucking dicks in that category? Look, It’s not a hill I’m dying on - especially on a sports board that is known for being a hive of scum and villainy.  I’m just making a suggestion. Post how you wanna post.

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how does a thread about the steelers OC sucking dicks turn into a debate about the use of sucking dicks?

maybe there needs to be compromise and it can be changed to licks hairy assholes

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Your prior comment was truly one of the stupidest things I’ve seen posted in a while, and there is no shortage of stupid things posted on surly. Granted, sometimes by me.

Let me help you out.  The thread title used dick sucking as an extreme negative.  Like the R word.   If a thread title said “ firing Billy Napier: almost as good as getting my dick sucked?”,  that would not refer to the act of getting a dick sucked as a bad thing, and in fact it would be treated as a clearly positive statement that celebrated the awesomeness of dick sucking.

It ain’t that hard to figure out sport.  I wasn’t even saying never post like that within the thread, just suggesting that we not post a thread title with that as a negative connotation.  

Post however and whatever you want. Post any thread title that you want. I get that you can’t see the difference and that you never will. no problem.

 

and they say that i’m hypersensitive and long winded. 

16 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

maybe there needs to be compromise and it can be changed to licks hairy assholes

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14 minutes ago, Derka said:

and they say that i’m hypersensitive and long winded. 

...and you don't pollute the Gator boards with hyper-sensitive, sanctimonious drivel. At least, I hope not.

Advantage, Derka

20 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

how does a thread about the steelers OC sucking dicks turn into a debate about the use of sucking dicks?

maybe there needs to be compromise and it can be changed to licks hairy assholes

Rim-jobs aren't bad either. Kinda feel bad for the licker, though.

Just now, DFW Horn said:

...and you don't pollute the Gator boards with hyper-sensitive, sanctimonious, hypocritical, retarded drivel. At least, I hope not.

Advantage, Derka

FIFY

About to be 3-0 with a QB that failed with his first team

56 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

About to be 3-0 with a QB that failed with his first team

As long as JJ Watt is healthy, the Steelers are going to be good.  They'll Brad Johnson/Trent Dilfer their way to the SB with that defense.  

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On 9/20/2024 at 4:55 PM, Gatorubet said:

Your gay family and friends, probably.  Assuming you have at least one.

“Steelers shocked to discover that new OC arthur smith still retarded at doing his job”

We try not to say that r-word anymore.  Maybe we could include sucking dicks in that category? Look, It’s not a hill I’m dying on - especially on a sports board that is known for being a hive of scum and villainy.  I’m just making a suggestion. Post how you wanna post.

Eh.... the fact you automatically thought of gay men and not women would be mysogyny. Or misandry depending on how you look at it I guess. Agreed it is an odd hill to die on. Not to mention, when my buddy and his husband hook up I'm not considering the acts as bad, that seems like it's a you problem that views gay sex as negative. The world doesn't need more ridiculous sensitivity IMO. But whatever, Arthur Smith sucks dick at his job either way.

 

 

On 9/20/2024 at 2:20 PM, Gatorubet said:

it would be sort of nice if we can cease using ‘dick sucking’ in the title of threads as a pejorative insult.

“sucks” would have been fine. 

Is that you, Bob Stoops?

On 9/20/2024 at 2:20 PM, Gatorubet said:

it would be sort of nice if we can cease using ‘dick sucking’ in the title of threads as a pejorative insult.

“sucks” would have been fine. 

 

Your loving husband,

Harry

 

P.S Your cunt is in the sink.

I'm not about to say that this Steelers team is going to the playoffs, or making a Super Bowl run but, I would go with Fields over Wilson because I think the upside is much higher. Coaching makes a difference, as does an offensive line. The Steelers seem to be a bit better there than in the past few seasons. Harris is a very good back and I think he can thrive if the OL & QB play improves. I, nor any of my friends, had any idea what to think starting the season but, they are now 3-0 and look competent. Which is a great improvement.

About to be 3-0 with a QB that failed with his first team

The team failed him…

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