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This might be an entertaining game, as the first big test for Nebby’s brand spanking new, but hyped, QB plays a B10 foe at home.

 

I think Nebby, with the home crowd and improved defense, wins this one. Illinois is going to try to run it, with their huge RB, and eat clock, so we’ll see how this shakes out.

 

Nebby in a close one because it’s at home.

 

Hook’em!!!

 

  • immamac changed the title to Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX

Extremely disappointed in Larry.  

OH SH!T, brando!  dammit

In before @G650 can b1tch about the inaccuracy of the thread title.

Trust the mullet.

What is the head gear the guys in red and white overalls are wearing? Looks like a plastic cheesesteak or kolache.

Edited by Macklemore

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

What is the head gear guys in red and white overalls wearing. Looks like a plastic cheesesteak or kolache.

Is it a kolache, or a klobasniky?

Love it.  No idea how corn is a 10 point favorite in this game.  TRUST THE MULLET!

Corn aggy vs the fat fucking retards…

 

Go meteor

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Holy shit that was fast

That's what she said.

Brando: This is a stunned crowd. They’re used to Nebraska being ahead by a lot. 
 

Was the crowd in a coma for the last 20 years? Did they just move here from out of state in July?

15 minutes ago, TOR said:

Is it a kolache, or a klobasniky?

Something called Runza. Corn aggy kolache?

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Gross it’s ground beef with cabbage and onions 🤮 

Edited by Macklemore

Wow got the home cooking extra yard there, not sure what these booth clowns are watching.

Just now, ztejas said:

He didn't get that. 

Yep. Bullshit bugeater-homer call.

I've said something like this before, but it feels really good to watch ranked teams and know that we would embarrass them in front of their parents.

Illini need to win on a roll left.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who is on the color? 

former Michigan quarterback Devin Gardner

Surely that's PI.

At least - I'd be pissed if that went uncalled on Texas.

Former Longhorn Terrance Brooks lucky he wasn't flagged for pass interference...  😋

8 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

former Michigan quarterback Devin Gardner

He's not bad. A little chatty. 

Just now, ztejas said:

He's not bad. A little chatty. 

He's chatty similar to Spencer Tillman's color analysis. Spencer is smoother and does a better job, though.

Well, look at this, 15 years later Nebraska's football program might have regrown a sack after Texas surgically removed the last one.

20 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who is on the color? 

I don't think that is PC anymore...

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Really good defensive play. 

PK needs to train our defense that rip/strip move by CORN LB that caused that fumble.

Damn QB for NEB can play...  😬

Just now, TexArcher said:

Well, look at this, 15 years later Nebraska's football program might have regrown a sack after Texas surgically removed the last one.

What drove the bugeaters crazy is that we'd show up there in Lincoln and beat their ass with otherwise shitty teams. Lulz.

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Well, look at this, 15 years later Nebraska's football program might have regrown a sack after Texas surgically removed the last one.

Rhule knows what he's doing and the big programs/blue bloods have really had a resurgence with NIL. Michigan, Texas, Corn, Miami. SC looks like they may be good this season. 

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Something called Runza. Corn aggy kolache?
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Gross it’s ground beef with cabbage and onions [emoji2961] 

It’s sold at concessions as a local favorite. The Runza is “Nebby thing,” instead of a Hot Dog or etc.

I’ve been to Corn twice for games.

Hook’em!!!

Fun game but Brando can make a foursome with 3 chicks a beating. That dude can ruin winning the lottery. He sucks ass so bad, he’d make you look forward to going to a funeral just to get away from him. He’s the walking embodiment of Covid. His voice reminds me of……..fuck, I don’t know. His takes are worse than beating a puppy. 
I think you all get my drift. 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Runza v Cincinnati chili in the Shit Bowl?

Idk man a runza looks like something I could get behind. 

40 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Something called Runza. Corn aggy kolache?

image.thumb.png.3f0e133fc92590593cded5fbb2060a9e.png
 

Gross it’s ground beef with cabbage and onions 🤮 

Yep... ground beef and cabbage 

 

 

Raiola and Arch are going to be competing against each other for the Heisman and who is going to be #1 overall in the draft.

Yeah, the only difference between Mahomes and Raiola is size.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Raiola and Arch are going to be competing against each other for the Heisman and who is going to be #1 overall in the draft.

The Mahomes cosplay is incredibly annoying - to the point where I want to root against him - but Raiola is very impressive. Throws a beautiful, catchable ball. 

 

that was obviously a pick in real time. all of the players on the field reacted as such. the only people who didn’t know were the officials.

These announcers are regarded. Took them 30 seconds to recognize the pick.

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