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Damn what a play. So think interception 

Clearly a pick. Watch the refs give it Nebraska anyway, though

Also, damn you Nebraska for forcing me to root for a team coached by Bret Bielema 

That’s crazy! Definitely an int.

RIght call, and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck corn.

That's a pick all day.  Also, my God, you guys are right -Brando is a beating, but both these guys suck ass.

This other guy announcing with Brando is way worse than Spencer Tillman... Constant useless blathering 

4 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Isaiah Neyor sighting

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Just now, Royal Horn said:

This other guy announcing with Brando is way worse than Spencer Tillman... Constant useless blathering 

It's hard to be worse than Spencer Tillman, but he's putting his whole ass into it.

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

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Hustle Man sighting DRINK.

Just now, Royal Horn said:

This other guy announcing with Brando is way worse than Spencer Tillman... Constant useless blathering 

Devin Gardner is channeling an RGIII starter kit and it's not a good listen.

Yikes, what happened to the hot corn girls?  Both of them?

Jesus, I'm gonna have a nightmare about these Nebraska fans.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It's hard to be worse than Spencer Tillman, but he's putting his whole ass into it.

Spencer you say....

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Jesus, I'm gonna have a nightmare about these Nebraska fans.

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I just hope I'm around to witness Tim Brando have a coronary on live tv.

This is a tough one.  Cheer against Nebraska or cheer against Bret.

Just now, Deej said:

I just hope I'm around to witness Tim Brando have a coronary on live tv.

He still wouldn't shut up all the way to the ground.

Are they right that a few years ago that would have been a TD? I thought possession always mattered. The dude had it it his hands for like a quarter of a second.

I've never heard a pbp guy with such a loose grasp on the rules as Brando. 

Just now, boilerhorn said:

This is a tough one.  Cheer against Nebraska or cheer against Bret.

Not for me....fuck Nebraska. 

Fuck Nebraska forever. I have zero feelings about Illinois. I never even think of them having a football team.

Just now, Blotto said:

Not for me....fuck Nebraska. 

Any school who claims they have the best fans ever can fuck themselves. So fuck Nebraska, and aggy.

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Not for me....fuck Nebraska. 

This is the correct answer. Bret Bielema is, as we all know, a fat fucking retard who deserves any and all bad things that happen to him. But Nebraska and their "BEST FANZ IN THE WUIRLD!!" are another level 

Edited by campcrunk

BIelema gave us The Watson unit of offensive measurement.  

Good God Beliema is a fucking unit. 

Ok.  I am now convinced.  Fuck Nebraska.

Plus, @TOR reminded me of Bielema's innovative capabilities in creating a new unit of measure.  

13 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Brando is the definition of idiocy.

He sucks so bad. Devin Gardner is actually decent. He’s just saddled with a moron. Not a good influence for a young broadcaster. 

10 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Man, Bert is fatter than ever

Yeah hard to believe but true...

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Money can buy happiness?

ref: slim attractive blonde Bret is/was attached to.

Edited by boilerhorn

The fat fucking retard thread title always cracked me up. Can someone remind me specifically why he’s hated here?

A 5 yard dump off is a "beautiful pass?"  good lord

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah hard to believe but true...

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That's like 1/3 of present day Bert

Just now, 'stache said:

The fat fucking retard thread title always cracked me up. Can someone remind me specifically why he’s hated here?

He talked the talk and walked the walk all over Texas in The Bowl Which Will Not Be Named.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

The fat fucking retard thread title always cracked me up. Can someone remind me specifically why he’s hated here?

It rhymes with "borderline erotic." 

 

Just Google "2014 Texas Bowl." I'm not posting a link to that shitshow here. I don't want to trigger anyone

Edited by campcrunk

Just now, TOR said:

He talked the talk and walked the walk all over Texas in The Bowl Which Will Not Be Named.

We should thank him for doing a solid and getting Charlie out the door as quickly as possible.

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

It rhymes with "borderline erotic." 

 

Just Google "2014 Texas Bowl." I'm not posting a link to that shitshow here. I don't want to trigger anyone

Got it, thanks.

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

It rhymes with "borderline erotic." 

 

Just Google 2014 Texas Bowl. I'm not posting a link to that shitshow here. I don't want to trigger anyone

and for that we are ALL grateful.

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