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1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

Ha! I love that Nebraska fans have to watch the Madisen Skinner HEB commercial that's basically a UT ad during their game. Enjoy that shit, crybabies

Yeah that's not how advertising works. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah that's not how advertising works. 

You don't think there's Nebraska fans watching from Texas? 

Just checking in to ask if Dylan is as big a doucher as his dad?

My Illinois buddies are wondering why UT DB transfer Brooks isn't getting much playing time.  Anyone know something?

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Just checking in to ask if Dylan is as big a doucher as his dad?

I was at the game where that douchebag got all cocky with our student section.  Didn't work out.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

My Illinois buddies are wondering why UT DB transfer Brooks isn't getting much playing time.  Anyone know something?

He’s terrible. 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

My Illinois buddies are wondering why UT DB transfer Brooks isn't getting much playing time.  Anyone know something?

He's just not very good despite the 5 star/high 4 star ranking

Damn more foobaw on some random network.  Friday night is AWESOME!

3 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

You don't think there's Nebraska fans watching from Texas? 

Sure there are.

Just saying I don't think they're getting HEB ads IN Nebraska. 

Just now, TOR said:

Damn more foobaw on some random network.  Friday night is AWESOME!

I've been in CFB withdrawal all week and last night did very little to alleviate it. Where is my Tuesday night MACtion??? 

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

He’s terrible. 

He's not Illinois terrible.

Just now, campcrunk said:

I've been in CFB withdrawal all week and last night did very little to alleviate it. Where is my Tuesday night MACtion??? 

November 4 I think.  

Goddamn, Illinois is just killing themselves with bad penalties on O

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

He's not Illinois terrible.

 Except he is. He commits a hold/DPI on pretty much every play he’s in, and he’s still getting beat. Illinois has some good DBs. Brooks isn’t one of them. 

Watching OTA, the wazoo/sjsu game looks so much better than Fox's 720p garbage broadcast.

20 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

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Directly ripped off from urban.  Yet we went right back to that "tree" after firing him.  And 90% of you jokers wanted to hire the head fraud after that.

A stroll back through memory lane, our record in the Big 12 vs Nebraska.  lulz

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's not Illinois terrible.

As Burt Macklin said, he's pretty awful, dude. I hate to say it about the kid but he's really just not good

5 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I've been in CFB withdrawal all week and last night did very little to alleviate it. Where is my Tuesday night MACtion??? 

November. 

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

And 90% of you jokers wanted to hire the head fraud after that.

Um. Yes. We did. We had been desert wandering for 12 fucking years at that point. And then Sark went 5-7 in year one.

But thank you, Captain hindsight. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Um. Yes. We did. We had been desert wandering for 12 fucking years at that point. And then Sark went 5-7 in year one.

But thank you, Captain hindsight. 

At that point Henry Winkler would have been acceptable.

Bruschetta with the punt. 

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Needs to be said again.  Brando is fucking choad.

As someone who hasn't provided value in decades and could use some easy credit, I'm finding these Matt Leinart Discover ads persuasive.

11 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

This Illinois offense is borderline prudish.

 

JFC brando is so lost he can't even see what is happening on the field.

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

JFC brando is so lost he can't even see what is happening on the field.

is it O street that has all of the bars on it? i dont remember anything from the 2010 Horns game in Lincoln 

11 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Needs to be said again.  Brando is fucking choad.

I love posting this when Brando is mentioned. Never fails to make me laugh.

 

LOL, "you're not allowed to throw punches, right?"

Might be the unintentionally funniest thing I've heard a commentator say.

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3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

is it O street that has all of the bars on it? i dont remember anything from the 2010 Horns game in Lincoln 

In my day Pat Summerall could hold his liquor and still call a game.

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

has anyone mentioned the ref looks like bill burr?

"Ah jeez. Fuckin pass interference again. Fuckin morons."

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

has anyone mentioned the ref looks like bill burr?

Anyone mentioned Matt Rhule looks like the SEC roll call guy?

The prudish illini playing some pretty good D tonight.

of course as soon as i say that...

 

Neyor just cooked Brooks.

8 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Anyone mentioned Matt Rhule looks like the SEC roll call guy?

I told my Illini buddy that Rhule sold me an oil filter at Autozone last weekend.  He thought it was plausible.

1 minute ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Good for Neyor.

I mean. Sure? 

Not exactly a Longhorn legend. 

Neyor looks bad ass.  Wish we could have seen him healthy last year.

Fun game so far.

Yeah, this isn't bad entertainment for a neutral on a Friday night.

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

Fun game so far.

 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, this isn't bad entertainment for a neutral on a Friday night.

Very, very true.  It satisfies the jones with no skin and no downside.

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