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“I know you’re in, big fella” is my new favorite announcer sentence.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, this isn't bad entertainment for a neutral on a Friday night.

These are two good football teams that the rest of the B10 won't be able to take a Saturday off against. 

Shaping up to be a really fun season. 

Bert beilema is a fat fucking retard. 

1 minute ago, pops said:

Bert beilema is a fat fucking retard. 

To be fair, I really don't think he's fucking.

Hope that dude can still walk. Holy shit.

Emmitt advertising for Depends is the saddest thing I have ever seen.

Bert looks like he should be nursing a litter of baby wart hogs.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Bert looks like he should be nursing a litter of baby wart hogs.

I can guarantee you that he does. 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Bert looks like he should be nursing a litter of baby wart hogs.

He’s about 4/5 of an Elko.

That's not a tight end Brando you fucking dipshit 

Okay maybe it is. But not really.

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BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN!

BIG BOY TOUCHDOWN 😂😂😂😂😂

Tie game

I like these Bella Ramsey ads.

"Hey - are you a fucking dipshit that can't remember people's names or remember to do simple, job-related tasks? Have AI help you continue to be a fuck off."

Unforced fumbles on 2 out of 3 plays

Wow, really heads up play to recover that. 

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

These are two good football teams that the rest of the B10 won't be able to take a Saturday off against. 

Shaping up to be a really fun season. 

I think Indiana is going to surprise a lot of people this year in the Big Ten and nobody sees it coming. 

Just now, MrBig said:

I think Indiana is going to surprise a lot of people this year in the Big Ten and nobody sees it coming. 

Has Indiana been made aware of this yet?

"You have to make this catch"

Well. Kind of. It's a reverse pass. 

That's a lot of risky razzle dazzle for 10 yards. 

I really hate to say it.

 

Nebraska is good.

team america vomit GIF

Get off the field, fat fucks.

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

Has Indiana been made aware of this yet?

They beat UCLA 42-13 at the Rose Bowl last week to welcome the California guys to the Big Ten. 

Just now, MrBig said:

They beat UCLA 42-13 at the Rose Bowl last week to welcome the California guys to the Big Ten. 

Yeah but that's kind of like beating up your girlfriend's younger brother that has muscular dystrophy. 

6 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I think Indiana is going to surprise a lot of people this year in the Big Ten and nobody sees it coming. 

They are the Spanish inquisition of the BIG

had him wide open and missed him by a lot.

and they miss the fg. nu about to lose at home now lol.

I can think of a couple of QBs who would have made that 

"If you can get 7-8 yards on first down, that's a win."

Yea, no shit.

I hate Beilama, but I hate Corn more. I hope Corn loses the rest of their games.

Just now, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

What a flop by Rhule.  Was playing the clock so well and then goes deep on third?  

Guy was wide open, qb has to make the throw

Oh man, glad they fucked with the time rules to shorten games so they could add an 8 minute TV time out at 2min

 

 

assholes

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

"If you can get 7-8 yards on first down, that's a win."

Yea, no shit.

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1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

I hate Beilama, but I hate Corn more. I hope Corn loses the rest of their games.

Beilema's laughable, fuck Nebraska. 

I hate Beilama, but I hate Corn more. I hope Corn loses the rest of their games.

Why? I love corn. It was an auto win every year for a quarter century. Steer your hate towards Kansas state, errrr, kryptonite state.

Announcers are acting like Illinois is in chip-shot range. 

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

angry cripple fight GIF by South Park

These are solid squads. Bad late game execution, that's for sure though. 

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