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Michigan looks decent early. Line closed at Trojans -4.5.

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Would love to see USC take a smooth buttfucking in this game. Guessing Riley can score though.

@ztejas

 

dammit, i thought the replies would merge,

 

 

its on CBS not fox

Edited by AUS-97HORN

Great uniform game except apparently michigan has burnt their yellow pants

The zone read works a lot better when your #10 QB is Vince Young.  These are the two teams that can attest to that.

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4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

@ztejas

 

dammit, i thought the replies would merge,

 

 

its on CBS not fox

Thanks. Fixed.

3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

The zone read works a lot better when your #10 QB is Vince Young.  These are the two teams that can attest to that.

Fuck ya! 

Just now, ztejas said:

Thanks. Fixed.

Ya big dummy 

Michigan cheerleader shots are not necessary. 

Michigan defense looks a lot better  when they aren't playing Texas.

So  the USC O sucks or the the Texas O is scary...

Makes me laugh that it is starting to become obvious to the rest of the nation that maybe just maybe the Texas O and D are even better than the pundits were giving us credit for..

Michigan's defense is not as bad as we made them look.  Michigan's offense is.....not good. 

I take it all back

Lincoln Riley's defense is still Lincoln Riley's defense. 

Rumors of Michigan's demise may have been premature.  We'll see.

13 minutes ago, WBT said:

Great uniform game except apparently michigan has burnt their yellow pants

Unfortunately, UCLA did the same with their pants vs LSU. 

First quarter so this may be early, but I think Texas is just a really fucking good team. Suffocating defense and incredible offense that made Michigan look like trash

 

Not holding out any hope that pundits will acknowledge this, but I wouldn't mind being surprised 

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Is this the same Michigan team Texas destroyed?

If they win this game it won’t be

 

-aggy probably 

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15 minutes ago, BERT said:

Ya big dummy 

I was wondering why they were in Stillwater.

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Is this the same Michigan team Texas destroyed?

No, they’re without their TE. 

Michigan would be better with Warren at QB. He was going to make new QB mistakes, but I think that would be better team by the end of the year than they will be with Orji. 

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15 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So  the USC O sucks or the the Texas O is scary...

Makes me laugh that it is starting to become obvious to the rest of the nation that maybe just maybe the Texas O and D are even better than the pundits were giving us credit for..

 

1 minute ago, Evenkeel said:

First quarter so this may be early, but I think Texas is just a really fucking good team. Suffocating defense and incredible offense that made Michigan look like trash

 

Not holding out any hope that pundits will acknowledge this, but I wouldn't mind being surprised 

Hey guys - we're ranked 1st in the fucking AP.

Let's dial the victim complex down a bit. 

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2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Michigan would be better with Warren at QB. He was going to make new QB mistakes, but I think that would be better team by the end of the year than they will be with Orji. 

Maybe. 

This kid has some shake, tthough. As long as he can game manage and hit a big pass every now and then he could probably drive the bus to 9 wins. 

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Michigan would be better with Warren at QB. He was going to make new QB mistakes, but I think that would be better team by the end of the year than they will be with Orji. 

Warren is the better QB, but with little receiving threat and a salty defense, it might work out to just grind the run game and win on defense.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

As long as he can game manage and hit a big pass every now 

Well

Edited by Hank_Hill

Looked like Michigan had a wide open receiver in the middle of the field on 2nd down. Hard to tell if maybe a safety was offscreen. 

USC band is almost as annoying as OU's, almost.

Song girls help nullify the band annoyance

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

 

Hey guys - we're ranked 1st in the fucking AP.

Let's dial the victim complex down a bit. 

 

I know Texas is good lol

It's not a victim complex, I'm just imagining a narrative forming that this is a different Michigan team etc. The consensus formed fairly quickly during / after week 2's game that Michigan was significantly worse than people thought 

 

 

If you don't trust Orji to throw on 3rd and 12 around midfield, why did you make the change?

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

Warren is the better QB, but with little receiving threat and a salty defense, it might work out to just grind the run game and win on defense.

That may be true. I just think you can do that with Warren developing. But Maybe Orji has more potential throwing than I'm giving him credit for. 

Edited by Dahobbs

1 minute ago, Evenkeel said:

 

I know Texas is good lol

It's not a victim complex, I'm just imagining a narrative forming that this is a different Michigan team etc. The consensus formed fairly quickly during / after week 2's game that Michigan was significantly worse than people thought 

 

 

The 2023 bama effect.  Idmas

13 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Is this the same Michigan team Texas destroyed?

Now we wait for aggy to move the goalposts.

"If Texas played thid team in week 4 instead of week 2 they would lose!"

Edited by Funk Doctor Spock

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Now we wait for aggy to move the goalposts.

"If Texas played thid team in week 4 instead of week they would lose!"

Who fucking cares what those sheepfuckers think

Edited by Surly Bevo

Watching riley's offense get shut down is always a good time 

4 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Now we wait for aggy to move the goalposts.

"If Texas played thid team in week 4 instead of week 2 they would lose!"

"Stupid sip. If Orji had started for UM, they'd have beaten you by 28."

Edited by campcrunk

7 minutes ago, Evenkeel said:

The consensus formed fairly quickly during / after week 2's game that Michigan was significantly worse than people thought 

I thought this after they lost their entire offense, head coach, and most of his assistants after last season, but for some reason the mouth-breathing media and most fans were like “BUT DEFENSING NATIONAL CHAMPIEEEENS!!!!!” and I laughed and I laughed. And then we boat raced them like I knew we would. Because critical thinking skills. 

USC rushing defense is terrible. 

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