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Why isn’t Peyton on the sidelines and coaching his nephew up

They have been doing that for years to get him to this point. They know what they are doing and when to back off.
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It like fkn Lowell just like to dig random shit and stats to pile dogshit on Texas. Just shut the hell up already

He gets so animated on a 3 yd catch vs us. Fuck him
4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Think this was brought up before, but not sure if answered... is Wisner hurt?

Yes, banged up and was questionable to play. 

These bitches in this Bimzelx ad could get it. 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Would have preferred to have Arch get a few throws but ok. Lots of 2nd half to go.

what better way to indirectly tell your QB to calm down by not letting him throw a whole drive

Just now, Degenerate Gardner said:

Lowell never even acknowledged the 1st & goal. I feel bad for Fozzie.

well thats because the broadcast already listed us as being 1st and goal after the 12 man penalty.... but we were 1st and 5 on that play.   so he never saw that we got the first on the run past the 5

2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

"66 yard drive, all on the ground, but none of the runs were over 23 yards :( " - Lowell Galindo, when he masturbates tonight.

C'mon, man. None of us needed the image of him fingering his clit.

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Has anyone tried Factor meals? If so, is it worth it?

No different than any other ship to door meals. Always go with a Shiner and ham sandwich 

Fwiw, another team I follow - Purdue - is really not very good and they have a 60+ yard RB run against Indiana State and a 28 yard run tonight against Oregon state.  Texas would beat Purdue by whatever score Sark desired.

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

longest run by a rb = 23 yards

Stupid and meanignless stat.

Reminds me of the announcers constantly bringing up that we were one of two FBS teams without any plays of over 50 yd while we were buttfucking #5 UGA in the Sugar Bowl

Fozzy making up some words in the booth.

Has anyone tried Factor meals? If so, is it worth it?

IMO, all such subscriptions depend on personal needs. The food is all fine to pretty good, but they make the most sense if you’ve got some combination of little time / money to burn / limited cooking skills.
Just now, boilerhorn said:

Fwiw, another team I follow - Purdue - is really not very good and they have a 60+ yard RB run against Indiana State and a 28 yard run tonight against Oregon state.  Texas would beat Purdue by whatever score Sark desired.

 Obligatory Name checks out.

 

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

No different than any other ship to door meals. Always go with a Shiner and ham sandwich 

That reminds me, Steel Shank meal delivery would kill it. 

General Booty now has more receptions than Arch Manning and Quinn Ewers combined.  And no one is talking about him.

How many more times is Galindo going to mention our redzone struggles from last year?

It’s a 32 point game that was never in doubt, but we’re still gonna end up with 20+ combined penalties at this rate. Unreal.

sloppy night from the Horns...maybe feeling their rank a little too much

lacking focus and discipline for sure

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Just now, ATXbronco said:

Booty caught his own pass hahahah

wow, the QB is tied for second most receptions

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The refs have been throwing flags left and right

Just now, Valmy77 said:

How many more times is Galindo going to mention our redzone struggles from last year?

Just be happy he didn't mention that Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley's dads were college roommates in college

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

How many more times is Galindo going to mention our redzone struggles from last year?

its galindo... he brought 5 talking points with him on his note sheet and he cant fucking stop talking about those same points

1 minute ago, Deej said:

That reminds me, Steel Shank meal delivery would kill it. 

Old Man Good Job GIF

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

General ass the worst QB I've seen, probably ever. He's so bad. Incompetent. 

He’s ass my dude 

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