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What the actual fuck is this playcalling. Just pull the starters if you’re gonna put this out there…

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This is Ewers 2 years ago forcing it to Worthy

Lots for Arch to learn from.  He had a first down player wide open on that deep shot.

 

 

1/8, 11 yards, INT

Why the fuck aren’t you telling him to take the easy throws to get into rhythm? 

There must be a lot of WR prospects at the game with this chuck-it-deep game plan. 

Edited by TonyTexas

Just now, The Longest Horn said:

Arch “Chuck it, Fuck it, Football” Manning

"Fuck it, Wingo down there somewhere"

Texas is up 35-3.  They are making calls where Arch cannot run.  Arch is biased toward airing it out.

 

Just now, futureman said:

quinn can't get back soon enough.

not sure this garbage can handle miss st.

It's 35-3 in the 3rd quarter. You might want to go ahead and take your girdle off

Just now, Bodowned said:

1/8, 11 yards, INT

Why the fuck aren’t you telling him to take the easy throws to get into rhythm? 

 

Just now, DaysOff said:

Starting to hate this game

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Ugh, this 3rd qtr has been miserable to watch. If this was on tv I’d switch back and forth to a more entertaining game. That’s what sucks about having this game on an app.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

This is Ewers 2 years ago forcing it to broken-hand Worthy

FIFY

Just now, Bodowned said:

1/8, 11 yards, INT

Why the fuck aren’t you telling him to take the easy throws to get into rhythm? 

You don't think they are?

Just now, alincoln said:

Quinn thinking about MSU right now

Do you think we see Quinn before the OU game?

7 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

In high school I was known as General Booty

I'm sure the football players had a great time if they gave you that nickname

1 hour ago, Gaffords said:

You are either nuts or just stupid

You think NFL scouts are going to take a guy with his injury record?  

Were you watching the last play against Washington, where he put the throw in an uncatchable place, out of bounds. When all that mattered in the world was to just give a receiver a chance. Out of bounds. Uncatchable. 

 

But mostly injuries. 

But he’s still our man. He absolutely should not be benched for Arch. He’s our best shot for a Natty. 

His skill set, and footwork are not first round material. Or second. 

I wish I wasn't right. I'm just happy he’s getting rich with NIL money. He’ll be signing the minimum most likely. 

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

This is Ewers 2 years ago forcing it to Worthy

Agreed

Our fans should appreciate Ewers.  This will all be good for next year, though.

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Ugh, this 3rd qtr has been miserable to watch. If this was on tv I’d switch back and forth to a more entertaining game. That’s what sucks about having this game on an app.

 

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Just now, David Dennison said:

You don't think they are?

it’s been going on for 5 straight drives. Arch can’t take coaching?

Just now, Overlord said:

You think NFL scouts are going to take a guy with his injury record?  

Were you watching the last play against Washington, where he put the throw in an uncatchable place, out of bounds. When all that mattered in the world was to just give a receiver a chance. Out of bounds. Uncatchable. 

 

But mostly injuries. 

But he’s still our man. He absolutely should not be benched for Arch. He’s our best shot for a Natty. 

His skill set, and footwork are not first round material. Or second. 

I wish I wasn't right. I'm just happy he’s getting rich with NIL money. He’ll be signing the minimum most likely. 

^^Galaxy gas is killing our yutes 

Holy shit, they’re on the quarter inch line

Edited by USNALonghorn

Darrel K Texas Memorial Stadium?

 

This fucker Galindo doesn't even know the name of the place he has worked for 5+ years?

Edited by pacman

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

You think NFL scouts are going to take a guy with his injury record?  

Were you watching the last play against Washington, where he put the throw in an uncatchable place, out of bounds. When all that mattered in the world was to just give a receiver a chance. Out of bounds. Uncatchable. 

 

But mostly injuries. 

But he’s still our man. He absolutely should not be benched for Arch. He’s our best shot for a Natty. 

His skill set, and footwork are not first round material. Or second. 

I wish I wasn't right. I'm just happy he’s getting rich with NIL money. He’ll be signing the minimum most likely. 

Holy fuck you're stupid. Go play with the chemicals under the sink. 

Edited by ztejas

ULM running that asymptote offense.

That was a safety, the fuckers.

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