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Archie is awesome. Good god. He got potential to be the greatest horn ever. 

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Sorry if this was discussed earlier but what the hell is going on with ULM’s helmets? Might as well have gone with a “Contemplative Tornado-Burping Skeletor" theme or a “Gargamel-Headed Flamingonado With Crab Claws and Iowa State Pennant" that Iowa State considered a few years back.

Also, fuck yeah, Arch! Right back in the saddle.

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I thought Helm lost his knees. Terrible tackle. 

Same. He went down awkwardly and I thought something happened to his knees.

Sark: "Hey Arch, throw a pick on the first drive to settle the pundits down."

29 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

OMFG, Lowell??

And I have to watch on the ESPN+ app on my TV, making it harder to flip channels during commercials?

Fuck everything about this.

Use the input switch button on the remote to go quickly back to the other game on your actual cable (Miami -SFla, I assume) 

3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Why do we have sunbelt refs?

 

Still better than fucking B12 refs.

Just now, Deej said:

Sark: "Hey Arch, throw a pick on the first drive to settle the pundits down."

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I’m pissed the official standing in front of and watching Helm didn’t throw a flag on the horse collar and the guy on the sideline had to call it.

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Archie is awesome. Good god. He got potential to be the greatest horn ever. 

I both think this is true and hate it when people say it at the same time, but clearly Arch’s performances means we are absolutely going to be hearing it and a lot

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Archie is awesome. Good god. He got potential to be the greatest horn ever. 

For fucks sake, his name isn’t Archie.

2 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Sorry if this was discussed earlier but what the hell is going on with ULM’s helmets? Might as well have gone with a “Contemplative Tornado-Burping Skeletor" theme or a “Gargamel-Headed Flamingonado With Crab Claws and Iowa State Pennant" that Iowa State considered a few years back.

Also, fuck yeah, Arch! Right back in the saddle.

“Contemplative tornado-burping Skeletor” is why I come to Surly.  Cheers

FOX should hire Lowell and team him with Brando. 

I think that Arch guy throws a decent ball on the boot. Almost like he has practiced it a couple times. Nobody taylors calls to their player's skill sets like sark.

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Could you imagine Galindo and Brando in the booth with Mowens on the sidelines?

 

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Could you imagine Galindo and Brando in the booth with Mowens on the sidelines?

Why would you put that evil on me?
1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Put in Simmons to kill Booty 

 

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Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Burke is a beast

He was a lacrosse commit to Maryland after his freshman year :)

love the pressure on third.

 

kinda surprised refs didnt throw a pf for a hit to the qb facemask

Why name your kid general? I mean damn. Your last name booty. 
 

pick like Michael or Jacob. 
 

 

Simmons is gonna channel Sergio Kindle in this game, he's starting to come on. 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I’m sorry. How the fuck did I miss the fact that ULM QB’s name is General Booty?!?

 

You hear we also put a man on the moon. Shits wild 

Their O Line is getting fucking eaten alive. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Simmons to the cowboys 

He plays QB?

5 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Sorry if this was discussed earlier but what the hell is going on with ULM’s helmets? Might as well have gone with a “Contemplative Tornado-Burping Skeletor" theme or a “Gargamel-Headed Flamingonado With Crab Claws and Iowa State Pennant" that Iowa State considered a few years back.

Also, fuck yeah, Arch! Right back in the saddle.

It’s an homage to the P-40 Warhawk Army Air Corps plane used in WW2

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I’m sorry. How the fuck did I miss the fact that ULM QB’s name is General Booty?!?

 

you are female and its not your immediate reaction to think like a 12 year old boy?

I’m sorry. How the fuck did I miss the fact that ULM QB’s name is General Booty?!?
 

Former OU QB….General Booty
34 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Did he call them the Warthogs

Sounded like it 😅🤣

Long night ahead for Admiral Cheeks

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

He was a lacrosse commit to Maryland after his freshman year :)

He probably has trouble getting laid. Poor kid. 

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