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#451
8 hours ago, markstanco said:

Hey gamblers.

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

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    “Might be our easiest conference win” is what it will be. This is the worst team in the conference by a wide margin. They just lost at home by double digits to the second worst team. Only UH is as bad

  • This will either be my last game with only one child or my first game with a 2nd child. Either way, I will be sober and tired.

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#452

The only bells Moo St U will be hearing today is the ones ringing between their ears after getting trucked by TEXAS.

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#453
8 hours ago, markstanco said:

Hey gamblers.

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

Just remember. It was Friday night and you were drunk. Also, you should have posted this in the "Longhorns embarrassing us" thread. It would have been funnier.

#454

No Quinn today it looks like. 
 

Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers is not expected to play against Mississippi State today, per ESPN sources. A final decision will be made later in the day, as Ewers is nearly 70-percent and the coaching staff is prioritizing full health for Oklahoma. https://t.co/tBlT9HkTPA

 

#456

50% Quinn could probably beat this team but absolutely not worth the risk if he might restrain the abdomen. 

#457
9 hours ago, markstanco said:

Hey gamblers.

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

Bruh.

You gotta split the 22 then play with a point.

48-10= Cover + under.

48-12 = no cover + over. 

48-11 push

Etc...

 

#458
6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

No Quinn today it looks like. 
 

Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers is not expected to play against Mississippi State today, per ESPN sources. A final decision will be made later in the day, as Ewers is nearly 70-percent and the coaching staff is prioritizing full health for Oklahoma. https://t.co/tBlT9HkTPA

 

It’s mighty nice to be able to hear such news and think, “So?”………

#459
6 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Not at 70%, fuck no. 

Yeah, especially when we haven't exactly struggled without him.

Quinn at 100% and hungry is gonna be a very bad day for the sooners.

#460
9 hours ago, markstanco said:

Hey gamblers.

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

Aren't you a pilot?

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#461

Plus, how sweet will it be for Arch to play his ass off.

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#462
6 minutes ago, RPM said:

Plus, how sweet will it be for Arch to get his first SEC³ win against Granddad and Unk's alma? 2 down, 1 to go.

Ummm…. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

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#463
5 minutes ago, RPM said:

Plus, how sweet will it be for Arch to get his first SEC³ win against Granddad and Unk's alma? 2 down, 1 to go.

Ummmm….

#464
6 minutes ago, RPM said:

Plus, how sweet will it be for Arch to get his first SEC³ win against Granddad and Unk's alma? 2 down, 1 to go.

Zero down, two to go. Unlikely to get both this season, but not impossible. 

#466

Is this the thread where we say really stupid stuff that are clearly false? The opinions on the football board have been bad enough already.

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#468

Yall remember when Vance Young crossed the goal line to put Texas State over the University of South Carolina in the national championship game all those years ago?

#469

In my defense, this is my Friday night and Evan Williams 1784 is very smooth. I had a 50/50 shot.

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#470
38 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Not at 70%, fuck no. 

Especially with a Briles disciple running the show at Miss State 

#471
24 minutes ago, RPM said:

Plus, how sweet will it be for Arch to play his ass off.

Nothing to see here...

#474
32 minutes ago, RPM said:

In my defense, this is my Friday night and Evan Williams 1784 is very smooth. I had a 50/50 shot.

(insert imma pic here)

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#476
10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Hey gamblers.

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Plus, how sweet will it be for Arch to play his ass off.Plus, how sweet will it be for Arch to get his first SEC³ win against Granddad and Unk's alma? 2 down, 1 to go.

#secrantready

#477
52 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Yall remember when Vance Young crossed the goal line to put Texas State over the University of South Carolina in the national championship game all those years ago?

Oh you missed a perfect opportunity to use Vincent Jung

#478

y'all guess where i am today

I'll give you a hint from a photo I took last night

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#479

I’ll be in the Touchdown Club with the wife today. Yell muledick if you wanna get weird.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

y'all guess where i am today

I'll give you a hint from a photo I took last night

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Oxford, Mississippi!!!

#480

I haven't been to a Texas game in Austin since... well, since Colt McCoy was suiting up.

Sure will be nice to see the old, quiet stadium and the empty streets around it again

#481
1 hour ago, RPM said:

Plus, how sweet will it be for Arch to play his ass off.

No no no, you don't get to edit this. Change it back and own that shit, it's the funniest thing I've read in months

#482

What kind of fake bullshit health percentage is that shit?  It's not a fucking video game.

#483
44 minutes ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

20240928_092129.thumb.jpg.da942503f9f01e79ed1d2138e0be7df5.jpgHook'em from Llano

I bet they're saying "something smells good."

#484
24 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

y'all guess where i am today

I'll give you a hint from a photo I took last night

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The UTSA game?  cool beans

#485

This is the SECX3? I thought there would be more hookers and blow. 

#487
11 hours ago, markstanco said:

Hey gamblers.

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

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#488
38 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What kind of fake bullshit health percentage is that shit?  It's not a fucking video game.

Of course not. It's D&D. Gotta wait for Ewers to make his saving throw.

Also in @RPMs defense they all look the same in the white sheets they wear

#489
Hot Take:
Sit Ewers and play Manning.
We need Ewers at 100% or close against OU and UGA.  You don't risk that playing him against MSU, even if he thinks he's ready to go.  
You play for OU and UGA (not "looking ahead" in the sense we usually use that phrase; just good strategy with an injury).
Same, the Heisman ship sailed when he missed 1 1/4 games, and I think they're going to give it to Travis Hunter over a QB this year.
#490
To be fair, the difference between SECN and SECN+ is one is on classic tv and the other is streaming only. Makes a big difference for the elders.
Not to mention one gets you the ex-LHN clown, the other doesn't.
#492
Yall remember when Vance Young crossed the goal line to put Texas State over the University of South Carolina in the national championship game all those years ago?
I remember it like it was yesterday. Vance came in to relieve Colt and Jaxon Shipley had a nice day running the ball.
#494
32 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Cruel.

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They're happy. Cheers to an ass kicking today and then another Quinn's first game back from injury 49-0 ass kicking of Ou in 2 weeks

#495
1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

I haven't been to a Texas game in Austin since... well, since Colt McCoy was suiting up.

 

Bandwagoner

#497
2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

y'all guess where i am today

I'll give you a hint from a photo I took last night

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Near the Eli statue?

#499
2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

y'all guess where i am today

I'll give you a hint from a photo I took last night

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Mmmmmm.....Aspen, California. Nice!

#500
2 hours ago, runthebone said:

What kind of fake bullshit health percentage is that shit?  It's not a fucking video game.

It means the MD’s and coaches are damn sure he’s far from ready today.

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