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I got a blowjob from a Miss State chick a long long time ago. She was kinda hot. heh. Now that I think about it, she wasn't THAT hot but....Hook'em! 

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    “Might be our easiest conference win” is what it will be. This is the worst team in the conference by a wide margin. They just lost at home by double digits to the second worst team. Only UH is as bad

  • This will either be my last game with only one child or my first game with a 2nd child. Either way, I will be sober and tired.

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

My dad worked for TI and I spent MANY hours playing all the games on the TI 99/4A that we got for free. 

Same! My dad was at the plant on 183. He actually worked as part of the group that created the first microprocessor. Pretty wild. We had TI computer equipment and calculators all over the house. 

2 minutes ago, Dignan said:

I got a blowjob from a Miss State chick a long long time ago. She was kinda hot. heh. Now that I think about it, she wasn't THAT hot but....Hook'em! 

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4 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

I need a Jomboy style lip reading. Pretty sure I saw "are we ready to fucking go" and "fuck these motherfuckers" in couple of spots. 

End of the clip is "fuck these motherfuckers. It don't matter who the fuck we play"

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

The state of Mississippi has extremely hot women.


And lay down quick, too! Not as quick as their football team, but still pretty quick. 

45 minutes ago, Dignan said:

I got a blowjob from a Miss State chick a long long time ago. She was kinda hot. heh. Now that I think about it, she wasn't THAT hot but....Hook'em! 

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2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Hey SEC, we here now.

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I think you meant to post this

 

1 hour ago, Dignan said:

I got a blowjob from a Miss State chick a long long time ago. She was kinda hot. heh. Now that I think about it, she wasn't THAT hot but....Hook'em! 

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They are certainly saying all the right stuff about Ewers. I see the sides to both arguments, but I think you play him if he feels good and the medical staff gives the thumbs up. If he was truly practicing today, even if it was in a limited capacity, that tells me he is pretty far along from when the injury occurred. I doubt they would let him do much, if any, rotational work if they were concerned about aggravating the abdomen/oblique. 

I am not a big fan of holding guys out who would be playing if it was a "bigger game". You are also talking about a guy who has now missed a game for the 3rd straight season and I think there is some value in him showing he can rebound quickly. The re-injury risk is a concern, but there are a million things injury-related that could happen in a football game that could be bad for him and are just as likely to happen against OU as against Mississippi State. If the trainers feel like it is healed, he can't get "extra healed".

Of course, it would be great if he was only needed for 2.5 quarters if he does play.

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1 minute ago, Alien Octopus said:

Either way OU is preparing their anus for both.

FIFY

22 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

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I was about to ask if that was her, but no way she would have needed to open her mouth that wide. 

I remember a time when this post would have instead been a drawing, in MS Paint of course, of Quinn and Arch going Eiffel Tower on vegetables.

Yep, Pepperidge Farms remembers.

 

2 hours ago, Dignan said:

I got a blowjob from a Miss State chick a long long time ago. She was kinda hot. heh. Now that I think about it, she wasn't THAT hot but....Hook'em! 

Was it a good BJ? 

That's all the info we need about her. Well, that and do you still have her number in your phone.

TI did not make the shitty TRS-80. How dare you. That was a Radio Shack product. TI made the TI 99/4A, which was a badass computer for its time, with the world's first speech recognition software and 3D first-person adventure game. Unfortunately its storage was relegated to a series of insertable memory expanders that was the size of a small file cabinet and weighed 50 pounds. Still I wasted many many many hours of my youth playing Parsec and Tunnels of Doom on that glorious TI 99/4A. 
I also created a pong knockoff for the TRS80 for a science fair but no one recognized my genius. RIP to the computer science nerds of 80s middle school. 

I wrote a program on my ti 99/4A that would calculate some dungeons and dragons shit that was a pita to fill in on your character sheet.

Yes I was/am that big of a dork. I can’t believe I just admitted to that.
1 minute ago, tbone_ said:


I wrote a program on my ti 99/4A that would calculate some dungeons and dragons shit that was a pita to fill in on your character sheet.

Yes I was/am that big of a dork. I can’t believe I just admitted to that.

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3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I wrote a program on my ti 99/4A that would calculate some dungeons and dragons shit that was a pita to fill in on your character sheet.

Yes I was/am that big of a dork. I can’t believe I just admitted to that.

Avatar definitely does not check out 

Just now, BERT said:

Avatar definitely does not check out 

It kinda does, imo. 

6 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

It kinda does, imo. 

Yeah I'm guessing the heavy metal/DnD venn diagram has a pretty fat middle.

Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah I'm guessing the heavy metal/DnD venn diagram has a pretty fat middle.

Since @tbone_ has already taken one for the teams, I’m going to plead the Fifth. Gamer dorks, amirite?

 

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13 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

It kinda does, imo. 

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9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I'm guessing the heavy metal/DnD venn diagram has a pretty fat middle.

I only play the DnD video games so pretty sure I dodged the middle.

Finally got a chance to sit down and watch today's presser. Sark is pumped as fuck, you can tell he knows this team could do something extraordinary. [emoji869]

3 hours ago, ousux said:

Finally got a chance to sit down and watch today's presser. Sark is pumped as fuck, you can tell he knows this team could do something extraordinary. emoji869.png

Truth. You can tell he's confident of a strong possibility of a 16 or 17 game season. 

5 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

They are certainly saying all the right stuff about Ewers. I see the sides to both arguments, but I think you play him if he feels good and the medical staff gives the thumbs up. If he was truly practicing today, even if it was in a limited capacity, that tells me he is pretty far along from when the injury occurred. I doubt they would let him do much, if any, rotational work if they were concerned about aggravating the abdomen/oblique. 

I am not a big fan of holding guys out who would be playing if it was a "bigger game". You are also talking about a guy who has now missed a game for the 3rd straight season and I think there is some value in him showing he can rebound quickly. The re-injury risk is a concern, but there are a million things injury-related that could happen in a football game that could be bad for him and are just as likely to happen against OU as against Mississippi State. If the trainers feel like it is healed, he can't get "extra healed".

Of course, it would be great if he was only needed for 2.5 quarters if he does play.

Treat it like the 2nd preseason NFL game, where the starting QB gets 2 series, maybe the 1Q, just to shake the rust off and then get him the fuck out.

I just don’t think “shaking the rust off” does much against a shit team going into a bye. But yea if he’s ready play him because he’s ready

14 hours ago, Gordon Shumway said:

I was about to ask if that was her, but no way she would have needed to open her mouth that wide. 

Too many toofs

It's football.  If he is cleared, he should play the first half.  Arch will still get plenty of snaps.

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

So who all is out due to injuries for this game?

Kirk Johnson is questionable (knee/hip/listless malaise)

16 hours ago, Dignan said:

I got a blowjob from a Miss State chick a long long time ago. She was kinda hot. heh. Now that I think about it, she wasn't THAT hot but....Hook'em! 

Did she charge extra to take the teeth out?

This is a conference game, albeit against a shit opponent. If Ewers is cleared, you play him. If the game is a blowout then put in Arch after the 1st series of the 2nd half.

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I don't see why Ewers can't play.  A while ago I pulled my oblique and within a week I was back at my desk doing legal research.

Just now, South Austin said:

I don't see why Ewers can't play.  A while ago I pulled my oblique and within a week I was back at my desk doing legal research.

State or federal, though? Federal just means more. 

13 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

State or federal, though? Federal just means more. 

Doctor said I should wait another week for federal, but was perfectly fine to start with state law.  So, like starting against Mississippi State.

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

State or federal, though? Federal just means more. 

Federal - Securities and Exchange Commission.  SEC! SEC! SEC!

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17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I don't see why Ewers can't play.  A while ago I pulled my oblique and within a week I was back at my desk doing legal research.

This is the kind of value that only this site can provide. One week? Absolute boss.

17 hours ago, ztejas said:

End of the clip is "fuck these motherfuckers. It don't matter who the fuck we play"

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Arkansas' first game as a member of the SEC was against The Citadel and they lost. Their first conference game was against South Carolina who was also having their first SEC conference game.

So the pigs can fuck off.

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The "SEC is a grind" and "every game is physical" has now turned into "Texas plays such an easy SEC schedule." 

This is why nobody likes these insufferable SEC pricks. You dumbasses have been arguing for years that the reason the SEC is so tough is that even the bottom feeders are good. 

 

I mean we did get a pretty soft SEC schedule you can't really deny that.

I would put Ark, OU, & A&M all in the 8-10 range in the conference

Miss St, Florida, Vandy, & Kentucky all slot in the 12-16 range

Now with that said if anyone thinks Ole Miss, Tenner, & Mizzou would be in the top 6 in normal years they would be lying.

I'm sure when the 2026 schedule drops we will get some mix of Bama, LSU, Tenner, Ole Miss, & Mizzou but odds are 2-3 of those teams will be middling by then so the narrative will repeat especially if we have won the conference either this year or next.

The "SEC is a grind" and "every game is physical" has now turned into "Texas plays such an easy SEC schedule." 
This is why nobody likes these insufferable SEC pricks. You dumbasses have been arguing for years that the reason the SEC is so tough is that even the bottom feeders are good. 
 

Everyone knew that was bullshit.

This is what we have been saying for years. The bottom half to 2/3 of the SEC is ass

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This is what we have been saying for years. The bottom half to 2/3 of the SEC is ass

Certainly this year we have a clear cut top 6, a clear cut bottom 6, and a middle of the pack turd sandwich 4 that are not even remotely intimidating.

Our SEC schedule has only gotten weaker since preseason and it wasn't the toughest to start.

15 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This is what we have been saying for years. The bottom half to 2/3 of the SEC is ass

This.  The bottom 7 teams might combine for 13-14 conference wins, and that's mostly because they have to play each other. 

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There is a reason certain SEC schools are reluctant to move to 9 conference games (in addition to all the other TV money stuff). It takes away an extra non-conference win (probably their November FCS opponent) and schools that would normally ride the SEC coattails to a "respectable" 7-5 season or bowl eligibility on the backs of 3-1 or 4-0 non-conference slates are now missing bowls.

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33 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I mean we did get a pretty soft SEC schedule you can't really deny that.

I would put Ark, OU, & A&M all in the 8-10 range in the conference

Miss St, Florida, Vandy, & Kentucky all slot in the 12-16 range

Now with that said if anyone thinks Ole Miss, Tenner, & Mizzou would be in the top 6 in normal years they would be lying.

I'm sure when the 2026 schedule drops we will get some mix of Bama, LSU, Tenner, Ole Miss, & Mizzou but odds are 2-3 of those teams will be middling by then so the narrative will repeat especially if we have won the conference either this year or next.

Can we not do the stupid shit with names like “Tenner”? All of the dumb SEC nicknames reek of SEC Rant and idiocy. 

31 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Everyone knew that was bullshit.

Everyone here did. 

It’s fantastic, really. The murmurs of Texas getting unfairly favored are growing. Fuck all of those whiners. 

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