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Did we know that Derek Williams was doubtful?  Everything else seems as expected to me.  Five RBs potentially out is wild.

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Also, LOL at Kiffin listing so many people as Probable:

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    “Might be our easiest conference win” is what it will be. This is the worst team in the conference by a wide margin. They just lost at home by double digits to the second worst team. Only UH is as bad

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1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Did we know that Derek Williams was doubtful?  Everything else seems as expected to me.  

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He was out last week. Explains Gardner's absence too.

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Did we know that Derek Williams was doubtful? 

We knew he had an injured hammy

24 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Is he trying to tell us he had some inside knowledge? Or is he just acting knowledgeable while simply restating something everyone already knows?

Or just read public court docs

RB attrition is beyond parody at this point

Beating Lebby into oblivion will be a pleasure to watch. 

So the only “RB” we have as a go this week is blue Gibson and niblett. Even effin walkon/emergency portal are sketchy

Gardner and Page now??  What tha actual fuck

What's up with Wisner again?

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

What's up with Wisner again?

Tweaked hammy. 

Brother...let me tell you a story. I met this mega fine chick from tech, and all she used was teeth. I had to tell her to stop. So she let me butt fuck her instead. 
So, yes, there is a bad bj. I'm sure she's gotten better, but Holy shit. 

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6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Brother...let me tell you a story. I met this mega fine chick from tech, and all she used was teeth. I had to tell her to stop. So she let me butt fuck her instead. 

So, yes, there is a bad bj. I'm sure she's gotten better, but Holy shit. 

I’m old enough to remember when girls could be “fine.”  

6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Brother...let me tell you a story. I met this mega fine chick from tech, and all she used was teeth. I had to tell her to stop. So she let me butt fuck her instead. 

So, yes, there is a bad bj. I'm sure she's gotten better, but Holy shit. 

You rookie, there was a teaching opportunity there and you blew it.

SWIDT?

Page gets 6 carries. Some pussy after the game and he’s injured.  How the fuck. And Gardner to. wtf 

Y’all are whining about who the rb is going to be vs miss state. I was shaking my head left to right to left the entire time I typed this.

41 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Page gets 6 carries. Some pussy after the game and he’s injured.  How the fuck. And Gardner to. wtf 

We literally added him to the roster last month because we were short handed on RBs due to the season ending injuries, and then he immediately gets injured. jfc

Back in the day when I used to be in the ER more, this chick came in missing her front few teeth, upper and lower. She indicated that it was her "love groove." Just say no.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Page gets 6 carries. Some pussy after the game and he’s injured.  How the fuck. And Gardner to. wtf 

I’ll guess Gardner was a practice injury, and Page has been getting his ass kicked in practice since August and tweaked something against ULM. 

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27 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Back in the day when I used to be in the ER more, this chick came in missing her front few teeth, upper and lower. She indicated that it was her "love groove." Just say no.


 

I hope you didn’t have to work on her boner garage. 

 

Lulz ... our media people are going nuts :-))

 

 

 

 

 

Gardner and Page now??  What tha actual fuck

SEC grind bro.

I see another 20+ carry day for Blue. Gibson and Niblett are some dogs too. Let’s just embarrass these cowbells and get to the bye week.

Gibson gonna have a huge day. Love the way he runs between the tackles. Feet never stop moving and he always ends up falling forward for extra yards, kinda reminds me of Roschon.

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59 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... our media people are going nuts :-))

 

 

 

 

 

Has anyone posted the Cash one yet?

6 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Fuck Ketch, but also, this.

 

 

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Anyone happen to know if there’s a Texas Exes or other designated pub to watch the game in London on Saturday night?

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Anyone happen to know if there’s a Texas Exes or other designated pub to watch the game in London on Saturday night?

Just ask a local where you can watch some football.

11 hours ago, bluto said:

So the only “RB” we have as a go this week is blue Gibson and niblett. Even effin walkon/emergency portal are sketchy

Gibson hasnt looked 100% lately either. Think he is dealing with an ankle. 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Just ask a local where you can watch some football.

Or to be more specific, "footie."

19 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Gibson hasnt looked 100% lately either. Think he is dealing with an ankle. 

He got hip dropped last game. 

31 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

He got hip dropped last game. 

Hip drop is an epidemic on college football and needs to be the new targeting.  I know there is no appetite for slowing the game down with reviews, but this is a must.  As players get bigger and tackling less focused on in practice the lazy man's way of stopping the ball carrirer/pass catcher is to grab on and swing your weight around the thighs and its going to ruin careers.

44 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

He got hip dropped last game. 

That was UTSA right?  Big DL and he limped off right after.  One of several dirty plays by that team. 

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1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saturday afternoon this post will age like milk

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This man wrote this today? The other Miss State posters are universally predicting a 47-7 type mudholing and are talking about their golfing plans for the afternoon.

Also "Lebby loves the D through the middle" heh heh heh

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Our defense has lost a lot? Our OLine is suspect? Oh no!

Doooooomed

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20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saturday afternoon this post will age like milk

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I think a lot of our "doubtful/questionable" injuries are "hey, its MSST this week and a bye next week. If you're sore, sit out and rest. The season begins in October!".

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I honestly expected more visitors from visiting schools 

There's only like five Miss State alums with internet access and none of them is trying to invest much emotion in this game.

What is it about "Maroon and White" that makes people delusional?

I mean, there’s a lot to unpack there, but Lebby likes Texas’ inside linebackers? “Likes” as in “covets” or “likes” as in “sees them as vulnerabilities”? 

It feels like the only way that post could be more wrong would be if it were longer. Every word squeezes the maximum stupidity per syllable. 

53 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saturday afternoon this post will age like milk

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Lebby loves the D through the middle.

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The OL that has played for 2.5 years together as a unit is suspect.  There's wrong and then there's flat out fucking retarded.  The reason Auburn can win titles and aggy can't is because aggy is retarded...

Any texags subs wanna send me $9.95 for more pearls of wisdom?

28 minutes ago, Red Five said:

MSU lost to Toledo 41-17. 

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