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2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

The Joe Pesci Show was greatness

I heard about that on the podcast, but haven't seen it. He said someone stole his idea afrer looking at his board where they write their sketches, and he went ape shit after the show. He said that was the only he ever lost his shit. I need to check that Pesci skit out. 

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It always ended with Pesci getting pissed and beating the guest with a bat.

Jahdae Barron on Finebaum yesterday

 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

It always ended with Pesci getting pissed and beating the guest with a bat.

That sounds amazing! I'm gonna see if I can find it. That's just too good to pass up. Those were the good ol days of SNL. 

F15 flyover. Bring your patriotism in a clear bag please

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4 hours ago, cmontexas said:

The Joe Pesci Show was greatness

Beat me to it. My favorite episode is when Colin Quinn is playing Robert Deniro, and the real Joe Pesci and Robert Deniro appear on the show unexpectedly, brandishing baseball bats. Classic stuff.

Looking at the Mississippi State injury list, they are also going to be without the starting RB and one of the main WR's. 

On defense it looks like several DL and DB's that are either starters or in the rotation are also out.

Jim Breuer is just cross-eyed Will Forte

Our mmr defense is going to feast again that o-line. Collins Simmonsbmay set a record. Burke and Moore, plus Sorrell will abuse them. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Jahdae Barron on Finebaum yesterday

 

He seems like kind of a badass. It sounds like Sarkisian’s take on the culture he wants to build is really solidifying. It was cool seeing him in that Ewers video, too.

It makes me smile when Texas kicks ass on the field, but even apart from that it makes me smile that guys like this are wearing the burnt orange and white. 

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7 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

The other day I learned he was a cast member on SNL when he was on Joe Rogan's podcast. I was like what? I don't remember him on there. Apparently he was on there from 95-98. 

You don’t remember Goat Boy?  That was his single biggest claim to fame. 

23 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

F15 flyover. Bring your patriotism in a clear bag please

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Ah yes. The long lost Lucci edit. 

31 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

F15 flyover. Bring your patriotism in a clear bag please

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Yep. Flew right over our house twice at about 5000'.

 

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3 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Lebby LOVES the D through the middle!

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Jim Breuer is just cross-eyed Will Forte

You take that back. That stupid hack doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Forte.
22 minutes ago, wood said:

Yep. Flew right over our house twice at about 5000'.

 

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That’s Urban Meyers plane! It’s happening!!!

33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You don’t remember Goat Boy?  That was his single biggest claim to fame. 

I don't. Fil me in because now I'm curious. I remember casino girl, Porta potty, but not Goat boy. Now I need the story 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looking at the Mississippi State injury list, they are also going to be without the starting RB and one of the main WR's. 

On defense it looks like several DL and DB's that are either starters or in the rotation are also out.

if gata can put 40+ on them, if the over is 60 I’d take it

59 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I don't. Fil me in because now I'm curious. I remember casino girl, Porta potty, but not Goat boy. Now I need the story 

 

Hot Take:

Sit Ewers and play Manning.

We need Ewers at 100% or close against OU and UGA.  You don't risk that playing him against MSU, even if he thinks he's ready to go.  

You play for OU and UGA (not "looking ahead" in the sense we usually use that phrase; just good strategy with an injury).

42 minutes ago, JBJ said:

 

Brewer's best bit is singing "The Hokey Pokey" as AC/DC with guest star Metallica.

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

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Well this, like the last couple pages of this thread, is garbage.

24 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Hot Take:

Sit Ewers and play Manning.

We need Ewers at 100% or close against OU and UGA.  You don't risk that playing him against MSU, even if he thinks he's ready to go.  

You play for OU and UGA (not "looking ahead" in the sense we usually use that phrase; just good strategy with an injury).

That’s not a hot take. It’s common sense 

5 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

That’s not a hot take. It’s common sense 

 

And stated 1500 times in the last 2 weeks. 🙄

MSU is really bad. It should be a comfortable win, even with Arch. Quinn will be needed for OU and UGA. 

I don’t know “Hondo,” but I’m certain his labeling it a “Hot take” was his way of saying, “I know this isn’t an original idea, but fuck it, this is a message board and I’d like to venture an opinion…”

Regarding game week updates, I suspect the SEC injury report will be out at 7pm central, so perhaps we’ll get some clarity regarding Ewers. Sarkisian said they won’t be coy. 

https://www.secsports.com/fbreports

19 minutes ago, horn009 said:

MSU is really bad. It should be a comfortable win, even with Arch. Quinn will be needed for OU and UGA. 

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I think the issue is semantics over what "healthy" means. I would imagine the vast majority of college football players regularly play under 100%. So yeah, play him if he's 95%, don't if he's 80%. He's probably somewhere in between which is why this isn't cut and dry. 

23 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I don’t know “Hondo,” but I’m certain his labeling it a “Hot take” was his way of saying, “I know this isn’t an original idea, but fuck it, this is a message board and I’d like to venture an opinion…”

Regarding game week updates, I suspect the SEC injury report will be out at 7pm central, so perhaps we’ll get some clarity regarding Ewers. Sarkisian said they won’t be coy. 

https://www.secsports.com/fbreports

Still listed as questionable. 

 

1 hour ago, Revolution512 said:

That’s not a hot take. It’s common sense 

 

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

And stated 1500 times in the last 2 weeks. 🙄

 

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

I don’t know “Hondo,” but I’m certain his labeling it a “Hot take” was his way of saying, “I know this isn’t an original idea, but fuck it, this is a message board and I’d like to venture an opinion…”

Regarding game week updates, I suspect the SEC injury report will be out at 7pm central, so perhaps we’ll get some clarity regarding Ewers. Sarkisian said they won’t be coy. 

https://www.secsports.com/fbreports

Now THAT's common sense.

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Game time decision per KXAN.

 

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AUSTIN (KXAN) — Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers will be a game-time decision for the Longhorns’ first Southeastern Conference game Saturday against Mississippi State.

The latest SEC injury report said he’s still questionable as of Friday night, meaning the final decision on his status will come 90 minutes before kickoff, scheduled for 3:15 p.m.

https://www.kxan.com/sports-general/horns-report/no-1-texas-kicks-off-sec-play-against-injury-riddled-mississippi-state-bulldogs/

We've seen alot of stupid shit on surly but praise for jim breuer might just be a new low

4 hours ago, Red Five said:


You take that back. That stupid hack doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Forte.

I wouldn't call Breuer a hack. He can be a little one-note but he has some great stand up bits. 

18 hours ago, Ron Swanson said:

Can’t we just enlist South Austin’s mom? I hear she’s got a deep snapper.  😮

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Hey gamblers.

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

Fozzy said he's calling the KU vs TCU game this week so even though we're on SEC Network again no Lowell this week

I guess not many are nervous over Quinn trying to shake off rust against OU?

22 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Fozzy said he's calling the KU vs TCU game this week so even though we're on SEC Network again no Lowell this week

We are not on SEC Network again, because we weren't on SEC Network last week.

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

We are not on SEC Network again, because we weren't on SEC Network last week.

Don't be a pendantic ass. SECN/SECN+ are both part of SECN. 

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3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Don't be a pendantic ass. SECN/SECN+ are both part of SECN. 

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To be fair, the difference between SECN and SECN+ is one is on classic tv and the other is streaming only. Makes a big difference for the elders.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Hey gamblers.

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

You're doing the math wrong.  That line is predicting a 48-11 game.

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

Holy shit you're stupid. 

5 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Don't be a pendantic ass. SECN/SECN+ are both part of SECN. 

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So ESPN+ is the same as ESPN?

No.

Streaming vs a cable channel are two different things.

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

Hey gamblers.

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

You might be innumerate

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

Hey gamblers.

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

If this is how you do math, it might be time to take a long, hard look in the mirror. 
 

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12 hours ago, Red Five said:

I think the issue is semantics over what "healthy" means. I would imagine the vast majority of college football players regularly play under 100%. So yeah, play him if he's 95%, don't if he's 80%. He's probably somewhere in between which is why this isn't cut and dry. 

Yup. You start your starting QB if he's healthy. Don't overthink that side of it.

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

Hey gamblers.

Texas at -37 and the o/u is 59. That’s 22 points for state with a freshman qb that sucks, while Texas has given up 22 points all year? What do yall say on that? Seems like o/u should be in the 40s.

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