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Prediction Contest 2024 Week 5, Mississippi State at Texas

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Attended the '99 Cotton Bowl v. these shitbirds. Clanging a cowbell is irritating as hell but is way less labor intensive than normal human activities like yelling and clapping so it's perfect for these regards. Major, Ricky and Wane McGarity dropping bombs on them. The fourth quarter chant of "Poooooooor Jackie" was naturally interpreted by that clown lover as "Poooooor aggies." Hearing. How does it work

Edited by mr. sunshine

UT - 31

MSU - 10

UT Total - 398

4 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Attended the '99 Cotton Bowl v. these shitbirds. Clanging a cowbell is irritating as hell but is way less labor intensive than normal human activities like yelling and clapping so it's perfect for these regards. Major, Ricky and Wane McGarity dropping bombs on them. The fourth quarter chant of "Poooooooor Jackie" was naturally interpreted by that clown lover as "Poooooor aggies." Hearing. How does it work

Yeah that shit was fucking annoying as hell with the senior year NYD hangover... Thank god it was mostly fucking done in the first half as we boat raced them so bad in the 3rd quarter they essentially stopped. 

Texas - 38

MSU - 13

Total yards on offense - 390

12 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah that shit was fucking annoying as hell with the senior year NYD hangover... Thank god it was mostly fucking done in the first half as we boat raced them so bad in the 3rd quarter they essentially stopped. 

So awesome watching Ricky cap his career by consistently trucking those fuckers…

 

Horns 50

MSU 13

 

521 yards

Edited by Ignatius

54-10 Horns win

520 yards

 

UT 55
msu 6

513 yards

38-10 Texas 

427 yards

I see this as a run fest on both sides behind a bunch of backups for at least half the game.  Miss St will try and protect new QB and Texas will try and protect everyone. No injuries is goal of both sides with the outcome already known.

Difficult to predict this one. New MSU QB. The Bulldogs ran well on Florida, but we could round up 11 Surly posters and field an offense that could run for 4 yards a carry on Florida.

Texas is gonna be dreaming of the coming bye week, so I would expect things to be a little sleepy. That will give Sark a chance to sharpen the guys up before the trip to Fair Park. 

Texas 40

Miss State 16

Total yards 421 (251 passing 170 rushing)

66-6 Horns, which was also the score at the end of 3.

666 total yards Horns for the game.

The 57 MSU fans still present drop their cowbells and flee shreiking from DKR when the 6’s align on the scoreboard .  
“Billy Joe! It’s thuh eeeeuund times!”  Bully’s anus prolapses.

Wasn’t DKR an MSU grad?

PS - “Hail State” is a trite, repetitive fight song.

Jack Crystal, MSU radio voice for decades, whose face resembled a bulldog, always pronounced it “MIshaSHIPPI SHTATE!”

State once had a great placekicker named Justin Canale.  He also played O line and D line, a la Lou Groza.  Was a BIG motherfucker and kicked straight on, as all kickers did in those pre-soccer style days. 

TX 47

Miss St 12

486 yards 

Sark keeps Ewers out.

Arch struggles a little and turns over the ball once close to own endzone leading to an easy State score. However, the game is never truly in doubt but is a frustrating outing for both the team and fans alike.

Horns - 37
Cowbells - 13
433 yards

Sark uses the disappointing game as motivation during the bye week before Texas-OU. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Bevo installs flamethrowers on the tips of his horns.

49-0 Texas

526 yards

Horns.   45

aggy East.  16

Yards.   522

Edited by Texzilla58

On 9/23/2024 at 3:05 PM, The_highest_of_fives said:

Hotness Confirmed.  

 

Texas 52

Cowbell 13

523 yards

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Texas 56

Miss St 0

Texas total yards: 554

Mississippi State is the worst team in the SEC by a lot.  Texas makes a dominant splash in its SEC debut and secures the shutout.  In the words of Anakin Skywalker, "this is where the fun begins." 

Edited by Xcalibur

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