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2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff 🚀 [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]

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  • Harrison Stafford
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    Sooooo, I’m in the Amsterdam Airport and ran into this tall dude sporting Rockets gear.  I introduced myself and he said his name was Clint.  Man, he was as nice and gracious as he could be.  I told h

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    BigOrange1

    also kept the 2027 and 2029 phoenix first round picks.

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No Harden or FVV tonight.

Clippers roster is trash. Don't fuck this one up.

We won a challenge woooooo

Then immediately turned it over lmao jfc

20 years ago today 

 

It’s being reported that the Heat might be willing to trade Jimmy Butler and the Rockets are being prominently mentioned as a destination. Thoughts?

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s being reported that the Heat might be willing to trade Jimmy Butler and the Rockets are being prominently mentioned as a destination. Thoughts?

 

hard pass

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s being reported that the Heat might be willing to trade Jimmy Butler and the Rockets are being prominently mentioned as a destination. Thoughts?

Kenan Thompson Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s being reported that the Heat might be willing to trade Jimmy Butler and the Rockets are being prominently mentioned as a destination. Thoughts?

FVV straight up

It’s being reported that the Heat might be willing to trade Jimmy Butler and the Rockets are being prominently mentioned as a destination. Thoughts?

Would have to be something like:

Green
Brooks
Whitmore
+ picks
12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Exporting our shitty food to Italy, nice! USA! USA!

Being both a GM and an Ambassador didn't work out well for Woody Johnson's team.  Hopefully UH suffers more than the Rockets. 

5 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


Would have to be something like:

Green
Brooks
Whitmore
+ picks

No thanks, he’s had a good start to the season but hasn’t had his inevitable 20-30 games of injury and he’s not the floor spacer a Green replacement needs to be.  Keep holding out for Booker and a Suns collapse in ‘26 or the Pacers get dumb and want to move on from Halliburton.  

These two teams look like shit.

20-18 after one. What is this 2002?

So I just truly don’t understand this NBA Cup stuff.

So it’s a tournament within the season?

So I just truly don’t understand this NBA Cup stuff.
So it’s a tournament within the season?
Yes.

Quick rundown....each conference drawn into 3 groups those groups play each other on tuesdays and fridays.....top records within those 6 groups move on to this round....one wild card from each conference moves on (whoever has next best record then highest pt differential....there are more tiebreakers but not needed)

Now it is 4 teams each conference with 2 best seeds hosting.....winners of the 4 games go to Vegas where 2 winners from West play and the 2 from East play. Then those winners play for the nba cup title.

Players who win the cup get like 500K bonus. Then it goes down from there for everyone else.

Unique opinion: the NBA is unbearable, even when my team is winning. Pro basketball lost me. It’s probably keeping them up at night.

2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Unique opinion: the NBA is unbearable, even when my team is winning. Pro basketball lost me. It’s probably keeping them up at night.

Lemme guess - you think compared to the glory days of the 80s nobody plays defense and fundamentals like ball handling and free throw shooting are way worse than they used to be…

2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Lemme guess - you think compared to the glory days of the 80s nobody plays defense and fundamentals like ball handling and free throw shooting are way worse than they used to be…

I’m only speaking from a subjective judgement of entertainment vale, nothing more. Also, high.

It had "lost" me too after Harden days, but last season and this seasons teams are too fun to not watch

Keep swarming on D and crashing the boards, maybe get a couple shots to fall & might just be able to break this 15-game curse!!!

Oh look, another bullshit call for the Warriors. Barely any contact there. 

Oh look, another bullshit call for the Warriors. Barely any contact there. 

Ball dont lie!!! In my Rasheed Wallace voice
Just now, Horns RD Standard said:


Ball dont lie!!! In my Rasheed Wallace voice

Am I crazy?  I didn't see anything resembling a foul on that play.

Am I crazy?  I didn't see anything resembling a foul on that play.

Steph had been complaining his last few times at the rim, they were to give him something eventually

Podzeimski or whatever the fuck is horrible also

Bruh beat these fucking fucks they aren't even good jfc

Fred needs to sit his ass down. Just too many stupid live ball TOs. Go with Sengun, Brooks, Thompson, Eason, and Holiday.

9 TOs from Green and Van Vleet. Just sit their ass on the bench.

That should be a Flagrant 2. Just fucking dirty basketball.

Complete bullshit, and the arrogance of the official on top of it.

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Yeah in basketball i know thats 2 shots and the ball

Lulz, Jalen Green is so fucking bad when the game means something.

Man i remember watching last season we had this problem where we went extended like 4+ mins without a FG

So brutal

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This game is so fucking frustrating. We need a consistent 2 guard to replace Jalen. Still down just 3 but damn it we need someone can knock down shots 

Great play by Jalen there, cut across the lane with almost no time on the shot clock with no plan to actually take a shot, instead kicking it out, a bad pass on less, forcing Smith to take a horrible 3.

Well, this is an insteresting ending here.

The one thing Jalen does really well this season is shooting FTs.

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

got to knock these down 

are you on delay?

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