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2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff ๐Ÿš€ [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]

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On 11/14/2024 at 11:45 AM, LebongJames said:

Trade Jabari, Cam and FVV for whatever you can get that doesnโ€™t financially fuck us

Giannis!

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    Sooooo, Iโ€™m in the Amsterdam Airport and ran into this tall dude sporting Rockets gear. ย I introduced myself and he said his name was Clint. ย Man, he was as nice and gracious as he could be. ย I told h

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    also kept the 2027 and 2029 phoenix first round picks.

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2 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Giannis!

Hah that package is more likely to draw Kris Middletonโ€ฆ

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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My eyes!

Just looked at the IST draw since tonight is our first game....

We got the best group by a mile.... The 4 teams ahead of us in the standings are in the other two groups lol.

Yโ€™all keep ragging Jabari, it seems to be helpingโ€ฆ.

41 minutes ago, Horns RD Standard said:

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You know who is not?

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

You know who is not?

Your hardon for Jalen is a bit odd.

Yeah he's not consistent and his BBIQ is not very high but lord man maybe let it go for a bit.

7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Your hardon for Jalen is a bit odd.

Yeah he's not consistent and his BBIQ is not very high but lord man maybe let it go for a bit.

Not until he's off this team.

Lulz, the Rockets and Whataburger give away free hamburgers if an opponent bricks two FTs, and Kevin Porter just did it.

jabari reads this threadย 

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Rockets are blowing the Bulls out of their own gym. The ball movement and offense has been a lot better the past few games and theyโ€™re hitting their shots which makes everything look better. Get excited H-town, basketball is fun again.

man these guys are kicking some serious ass right now.ย  super fun to watch.

2 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

man these guys are kicking some serious ass right now.ย  super fun to watch.

This is an epic ass kicking.

Sengun back to back triple doubles.

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MJ ain't walking through that door

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Reedย justย hit a logo 3 and followed it up with another. Career high 12 points.

Just now, Macklemore said:

Reedย justย hit a logo 3 and followed it up with another. Career high 12 points.

3 blocks as well.

1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

man these guys are kicking some serious ass right now.ย  super fun to watch.

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went to the clippers game last week, enjoyable night except for uber / traffic being all jacked upย 

On 10/24/2024 at 8:11 AM, Scraps said:

ย jfc someone get a rebound other than Sengun.ย ย 

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Now best rebounding team in league.ย ย 

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Thanks for reading surly.ย ย 

Jeff Green getting 1 qtr run....is....somethingย 

Great 6 mins....shitastic 6 mins.ย ย 

Getting raped by fucking Brook Lopez

This game sucks ass.ย ย 

Was up 18-6

Scored 17 pts in 2nd qtrย 

Feels like we should be down 25 at the moment.

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Down 14ย 

Someone gotta start hitting 3s....we missing wide open shit.ย ย 

Its winnable....do itย 

Within 3 going to the 4th.ย  Time to take itย 

Dame looks like a rec league player.ย  He is complete trash

Rockets up 5 in a min thirty.ย ย 

This team is fucking good.ย ย 

This is turned into a great game. Would love to get into the bonus in the next couple of minutes.

I mean im obviously a Rockets fan but man my 90s watching basketball self says that ain't even a foul on Giannis.ย  Yeah i know get with the times lolย 

Of course lillard plays like complete dogshit and makes the final shotย 

Wow what a bed shit.ย  ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Great play they drew up at the end there though. Hope it stings!
Offense started settling coming down the stretch. When youโ€™ve been down all game and have to fight your way back on the 2nd night of a back2back, them legs are shot on those jumpers they kept taking

Mad Max always has something to say about Utahย ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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reed and adams have been damn good off the bench โ€ฆ.

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Haha damn Iโ€™d rather not get giannis if thatโ€™s what it takes.ย 

5 active players and 4 first rounders? Haha fuck that.

I got Benny and Siakam on my fantasy team and they have been ballin lately so this may be a tough one

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