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Heartwarming to see the Next Generation of Surlyites Growing up Right!

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My mom has pics of me as a toddler with cans of Schlitz in my hand. Lots of pics. Can't imagine how I turned out like I did.

It’s a Mich Ultra. Just a more expensive version of the Dasani that the other kid is drinking.

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its already on the SEC twitter pages, and everyone now agrees that this video confirms Texas is SEC ready

Who the fuck is Colin Rugg and why does he tweet everything?

14 hours ago, Deej said:

My mom has pics of me as a toddler with cans of Schlitz in my hand. Lots of pics. Can't imagine how I turned out like I did.

you're internet famous

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At least she’s not drinking alone in her garage. 

27 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

you're internet famous

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

At least she’s not drinking alone in her garage. 

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16 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its already on the SEC twitter pages, and everyone now agrees that this video confirms Texas is SEC ready

fuckin a

12 hours ago, Underdog said:

At least she’s not drinking alone in her garage. 

Don't you judge me!!!

That is currently on Txags also.  Surprisingly, most of the comments are respectful or funny.

25 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

That is currently on Txags also.  Surprisingly, most of the comments are respectful or funny.

If they managed to work in 'sips appropriately, I'll be impressed.  I ain't interested enough to dig around in that shithole to find out.

Consider the possibility that is was an empty that was full of water.

Not really a tough choice, though. Leave the game or pacify the kid? You gotta do what you gotta do.

On 9/25/2024 at 10:31 AM, Underdog said:

At least she’s not drinking alone in her garage. 

GarageVegas.

2 hours ago, PTINS said:

Consider the possibility that is was an empty that was full of water.

Not really a tough choice, though. Leave the game or pacify the kid? You gotta do what you gotta do.

We had good friends that would give their toddlers and elementary school kids Benadryl before road trips, telling them that it was time to take their vitamins. We would never have done that, mind you, but you know how friends can be …

33 minutes ago, nnm said:

We had good friends that would give their toddlers and elementary school kids Benadryl before road trips, telling them that it was time to take their vitamins. We would never have done that, mind you, but you know how friends can be …

Tell Uncle Slayton and his Asian bride hello. 

Instead of Surlyites can we be called Surlians?

Sounds more menacing.

Obviously we prefer to be called assholes, amiright?

I drank Old Milwaukee with my step grandfather, in his airboat in Florida, when I was 11.  He drank whatever my grandmother bought and she bought whatever was cheapest.  That meant … Old Milwaukee by the case.

Dude made Uncle Slayton look like English royalty.

 

I had a step dad that would buy me a 6 pack of those small cans of beer when we would go camping.  My mom used to let us smoke grapevines before we turned 10.  And if that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass.

17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

There's a pic of me and my cousin age 3 sitting on a Harley drinking Lone Star.

Wish I could find it.

get one of our MS Paint experts on it. Or call the artist you know.

6 years old and my brother gave me a big ass Presidente beer at dinner one night. Since they I always wanted a beer with my mofongo.

13 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Instead of Surlyites can we be called Surlians?

Sounds more menacing.

Obviously we prefer to be called assholes, amiright?

How about Surlholes?

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