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"Greg Abott is a fucking moron" - Thomas Jefferson

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Bill Miller BBQ and Chick-Fil-A.  Diet of champions.

Maybe he'll fucking croak. 

Chick-fil-a is at least good.  I picked up Bill Miller's once and threw that shit into the trash after taking two bites.

I’ve heard the fried chicken is good. I’m not much for boycotts but food doesn’t taste quite as good with the Cheeto dick aftertaste.

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10 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That tree not only crippled his legs but also paralyzed his taste buds as well.

 

If a tree falls in a forest on to Greg Abott, but only manages to paralyze him.... did it really fall?

16 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Um, what has "Antifa" done in the last 96 hours to garner so much focus and criticism?

Imagine living in world where standing up to Nazis is a bad thing.  

But here we are.

I respect Dan Patrick more than Greg Abbott.  At least Dan knows he's a sideshow circus act and has no pretensions otherwise.  

22 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Um, what has "Antifa" done in the last 96 hours to garner so much focus and criticism?

Nothing.  They're just a convenient boogey man for scared white people.   

21 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Nothing.  They're just a convenient boogey man for scared white people.   

this and they need desperately " a both sides" argument in order to not be seen as the sole party that harbors hate and violence.

to the rational, the equivalency is just not there.

how disgusting that instead of denouncing and striving to eradicate this from their party, the focus is on deflection and weak "whataboutism". The have literally reaped what they have sowed and they have no way out.

1 hour ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Nothing.  They're just a convenient boogey man for scared white people.   

At least they've moved on from Black Lives Matter. They're currently on the squad and I guess antifa.

It's interesting how the squad became the target. Always gotta have someone else to villify.

On 8/7/2019 at 10:57 AM, yoladu said:

Um, what has "Antifa" done in the last 96 hours to garner so much focus and criticism?

Threw a milkshake that identified as a bullet on a guy that punched himself in the face so stupid republicans would send him a 6 figure payday.  Oh that is only if 96 hours identifies as 30 days.

On 8/7/2019 at 11:19 AM, Fozzz said:

I respect Dan Patrick more than Greg Abbott.  At least Dan knows he's a sideshow circus act and has no pretensions otherwise.  

Is this a serious post? 

So many Huey Long fans on this board and no one can attribute that quote?

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He’s proud of this.  And dumb as shit.   Most of those soldiers, their families, employers/former employers, etc. are not going to be thrilled.  

30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s proud of this.  And dumb as shit.   Most of those soldiers, their families, employers/former employers, etc. are not going to be thrilled.  

Governor Good Hair was making the opposite claim just several years ago and most Republicans in Texas agreed with him. Now there is an ongoing border crisis because Trump said so and Texas Republicans erase everything that they thought prior to 2016.

It's crazy how easily the tail can wag the dog.

8 minutes ago, F250 said:

It's crazy how easily the tail can wag the dog.

When you value party over state/country, it's pretty easy.

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What is the governor trying to say here?
 

He loves things that suck.

Bill Miller bbq. Donald Trump. Being a republican. That sorta thing. It amazes me how he resists being an OU fan.
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What is the governor trying to say here?

 

Loves atrociously awful BBQ and that he is also a terrible human being. I would also say he is letting everyone know he hates the gays and that still plays well in Texas. So much dumb is contained in the coward operating those hot wheels.

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What is the governor trying to say here?

I interpret it as his admission that he's an avowed homophobe.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Yeah, but the preview shows chic-fi-la

Because they bowed down to the powerful gay lobby. So that must mean Abbott is saying Bill Miller’s is still homophobic and conservative? I bet they love that 

maybe he's ordering the sausage and potato / bean cheese and sausage tacos and a large unsweet ice tea, if so fist bump 

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maybe he's ordering the sausage and potato / bean cheese and sausage tacos and a large unsweet ice tea, if so fist bump 

Well, Abbott can count to potato, so maybe something to that.
13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Because they bowed down to the powerful gay lobby. So that must mean Abbott is saying Bill Miller’s is still homophobic and conservative? I bet they love that 

 Popeye's chicken sandwich pressure is my guess 

Didn’t realize that the Salvation Army was considered anti lgbtq until I read that article. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Didn’t realize that the Salvation Army was considered anti lgbtq until I read that article. 

Did you miss the whole Cowboys halftime controversy? That's when I found out.

6 hours ago, RPM said:

Did you miss the whole Cowboys halftime controversy? That's when I found out.

Apparently I did. 

I did too. Can I get a summary? 

i usually try to avoid ff but I just might go to CF today to offset some of their business rolling out the door. 

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

i usually try to avoid ff but I just might go to CF today to offset some of their business rolling out the door. 

Eating shitty fast food to own the conservatives! :) 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Eating shitty fast food to own the conservatives! :) 

touche

Never had bill millers breakfast tacos but have had the BBQ and it sucks. Maybe they should change their name to billo millero’s breakfast tacos. 

As for Abbot, never in a million years did I think we’d ever have a worse governor than aggy rick but somehow abbot pulled it off, and coming from a longhorn grad to boot. Ridiculous.

Why not just let a private company make its own damn decisions? No one's eating there for the homophobia. And they're continuing to maintain a commitment to charity, including fighting homelessness and hunger. Doing good without bigotry apparently not good enough for Christian conservatives.

27 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Why not just let a private company make its own damn decisions? No one's eating there for the homophobia. And they're continuing to maintain a commitment to charity, including fighting homelessness and hunger. Doing good without bigotry apparently not good enough for Christian conservatives.

But you don't understand, THIS IS WAR!!  

Loves atrociously awful BBQ and that he is also a terrible human being. I would also say he is letting everyone know he hates the gays and that still plays well in Texas. So much dumb is contained in the coward operating those hot wheels.


I used to work out at Spectrum Fitness in downtown SA and an old guy who said he was the president of Bill Miller hung out naked in the locker room there. He’d throw a leg up on the counter to clip his toe nails while buck ass naked. Walked in once and he had his ass cheeks spread open giving another geriatric a gander. Arguably gayer BBQ than LA BBQ.

Another vote that Bill Miller BBQ is very mediocre. Fried chicken is overrated. Never had their breakfast tacos.

I like Chick Fil A but I rarely eat fast food on a weekday, so they're closed half the time to me.

Worked at Bill Miller for a short time in high school. Can confirm that their food sucks shit through a straw. The smell of the grease trap will haunt me for eternity.

Who the hell lives in Austin and goes to Bill Miller?  Good god, man, why?  That should be impeachable; he's clearly mentally unfit.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Who the hell lives in Austin and goes to Bill Miller?  Good god, man, why?  That should be impeachable; he's clearly mentally unfit.

People who go to Taco Bell for Mexican food.  

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

People who go to Taco Bell for Mexican food.  

I know a guy, who lives in Brownsville and whose parents came over from Mexico, that raves unironically over his love for Taco Bell. At the same time, he'll freely admit it's not "Mexican food." His older brother, who's one of my best friends, was a maniac for Pancho's back in the day.

Weirdly, neither one is overweight.

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

I know a guy, who lives in Brownsville and whose parents came over from Mexico, that raves unironically over his love for Taco Bell. At the same time, he'll freely admit it's not "Mexican food." His older brother, who's one of my best friends, was a maniac for Pancho's back in the day.

Weirdly, neither one is overweight.

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4 hours ago, bolverk said:

I know a guy, who lives in Brownsville and whose parents came over from Mexico, that raves unironically over his love for Taco Bell. At the same time, he'll freely admit it's not "Mexican food." His older brother, who's one of my best friends, was a maniac for Pancho's back in the day.

Weirdly, neither one is overweight.

 

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

i don't believe you anchorman GIF

This is great because when scrolling half a sleep your av’s look similar.  Brought the lulz...

I know a guy, who lives in Brownsville and whose parents came over from Mexico, that raves unironically over his love for Taco Bell. At the same time, he'll freely admit it's not "Mexican food." His older brother, who's one of my best friends, was a maniac for Pancho's back in the day.
Weirdly, neither one is overweight.
I love taco Bell. I go there because it's midnight and I want processed nacho cheese, and lots of it, for under $3.50.
1 hour ago, elfenix said:

I love taco Bell. I go there because it's midnight and I want processed nacho cheese, and lots of it, for under $3.50.

 

Sometimes, sometimes, the explosive diarrhea is worth it.

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