September 27, 20241 yr Petition to change the title to FW:FW:FW: Longhorn Fans embarrassing the rest of us
September 27, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, AbeFroman said: So wait, rubbing Crown on their gums for a toothache all of a sudden no bueno? God damn right it's not! Cocaine works much better.
September 27, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: God damn right it's not! Cocaine works much better. I can verify cocaine is the best drug and cures all ills.
September 27, 20241 yr Colon Rugg is an insufferable prick who smears all kinds of incindiary drivel all over Twitter. He'll do anyhting for a like or impression. Leave the fucking kid alone to enjoy her cold one, Colon, or what's left of it.
September 27, 20241 yr 14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: God damn right it's not! Cocaine works much better. I love my daughters but cocaine doesn’t grow on trees. Well, you know what I mean. Whiskey works well enough.
September 27, 20241 yr 40 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: I can verify cocaine is the best drug and cures all ills. Can confirm.
September 27, 20241 yr Author 1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said: Almost as embarrassing as someone being dumb enough to bet real money that Hudson Card would beat out Quinn Ewers for the starting job. Hudson Card is a saint!?!? You hear me? And that was pessimistic me. The actual bet was "the starter is not on the current roster." Speaking of which, ass clown Deion cost me some money too 22 minutes ago, 52-80 said: Mike Roach really took that Ryan Perriloux flip hard. Too soon?
September 27, 20241 yr My dad used to let me taste his Budweiser when I was about that age. I fucking hated it, and I thought for a long time that all beer was gross. That was probably exactly why he did it. Only into my late teens did I realize that there are much better brews out there than Budweiser.
September 27, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, orangebird said: My dad used to let me taste his Budweiser when I was about that age. I fucking hated it, and I thought for a long time that all beer was gross. That was probably exactly why he did it. Only into my late teens did I realize that there are much better brews out there than Budweiser. If you haven't tried Dogfish Head, it's incredible. All of them. I used to buy it all the time.
September 27, 20241 yr 25 minutes ago, orangebird said: My dad used to let me taste his Budweiser when I was about that age. I fucking hated it, and I thought for a long time that all beer was gross. That was probably exactly why he did it. Only into my late teens did I realize that there are much better brews out there than Budweiser. Did you’re dad tell you any other surprises later in life?
September 27, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said: Did you’re dad tell you any other surprises later in life? Your* Sorry, had to do it.
September 27, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, closetohumping said: Not sure if there’s already a thread. Apologies if there is. But which one of you fucks let their toddler take a sip of their beer? Be better…don’t embarrass me Thought it was legal to drink w your kid in Texas?
September 27, 20241 yr My dad drank beer every night. I was his beer delivery system starting at a very early age. My reward was the first sip. By the time I was 8 or 9, his Schlitz was half empty when I handed it to him.
September 27, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, orangebird said: My dad used to let me taste his Budweiser when I was about that age. I fucking hated it, and I thought for a long time that all beer was gross. That was probably exactly why he did it. Only into my late teens did I realize that there are much better brews out there than Budweiser. My dad used Tecate on 8 yo gringosalado and I loved that shit then and am drinking one now. oh wait
September 27, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, utee94 said: I mean, it wasn't really beer. It was Mich Ultra. mp.mp4
September 27, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said: Did you’re dad tell you any other surprises later in life? Like poon is an acquired taste, but once you have one you can't stop.
September 28, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, closetohumping said: Not sure if there’s already a thread. Apologies if there is. But which one of you fucks let their toddler take a sip of their beer? Be better…don’t embarrass me Future AXO confirmed.
September 28, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, Your Mom said: Cut your heel and have to cruise on back home? ISWYDT 3 hours ago, SuckitKevin said: Thought for sure this thread was gonna be about Umlang. Fuck that. Umlang is awesome. Doing God's work.
September 28, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said: Coors. In a can. With actual pull tabs that came off. The kind you’d step on while barefoot at the lake. It was a different time. Before that time it was Schlitz in a tin can opened with one of these that my dad let me sip while barbecuing in the back yard in the middle of July:
September 28, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Cocaine works much better. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
September 28, 20241 yr Sheeit. The old man used me as his bartender. I always got the first sip to check I put in enough bourbon.
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