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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network

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  • Arch is the first QB in history with 3 rushing touchdowns on one offensive drive. Legend.

  • Burt Macklin
    Burt Macklin

    Who the fuck are you to be complaining about ridiculous takes during a game? You posted the dumbest one of all in the first quarter of our CSU game this year.     

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    Honestly, this type of uninspired performance isn't going to do us any favors in Graham Harmon's SEC Power Rankings.

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Trajectory of the game would have been much different with backbreaker scores and stopping their drives in the first half.

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Hard to believe, but we now have 197 yards rushing for the game.

Stats a lot less ugly than the actual play.  Piss poor tackling…. Gave up 13 points.  
left a lot of points on the table too

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Kinda walking like a strained groin. 

I’m betting hip flexor. But I didn’t stay at a holiday inn.
Just now, deft said:

Well if arch is hurt, I hope @Irish Wrist Watch is happy. He got his playing time. You wanted this. It’s all your fault. No natty now because you needed arch tuddys

Yeah, it's my fault. Fortunately, whatever it is is minor. He'll be a hundred percent or near by Wed

4 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Kinda walking like a strained groin. 

 

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What in the actual fuck is the accent on display in the True South promo? That sounds like a mentally handicapped yankee’s impression of a southern accent…

It's just good to know that we can play poorly in all phases and still dominate an SEC team.

That has not been the case for a long time.

After the many penalties and missed opportunities this game, I don't think they'll be lacking focus going into OUsucks.

That's going to be real fucking good.

Simmons is already a problem coming off the edge, he may turn into Orakpo/Kindle with another off-season in the weight room. 

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1 minute ago, Party_Taco said:

What in the actual fuck is the accent on display in the True South promo? That sounds like a mentally handicapped yankee’s impression of a southern accent…

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1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

This is going to be a 35-20 final. 

Looks like our stat bot needs another reboot

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I get it with game situation but would still like more urgency from the defensive players on this drive. This is going to be a 35-20 final. 

Nope.

2 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

What in the actual fuck is the accent on display in the True South promo? That sounds like a mentally handicapped yankee’s impression of a southern accent…

pretty sure thats Marty

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2 minutes ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

Bond seems a bit faster than most.

his official 0-40 is only 4.74

dude looks like rocket ismail out there

took 3 points off the board and dropped another 14 but got a grindy yet comfortable win.

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Real talk, the SEC network is both a joke, and a running tale of fellatio and buttfuckery of southern states. Its pathetic

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

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archie looks like eli in a giants helmet

28 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck You SEC. Fuck you!

the comic sans really drives the point home. Truly, the typeface of bottomless rage.

I wanna see play action off the victory formation 

Van Buren may rethink the horns down now.  

13 minutes ago, Drew said:

I’m sorry, and I did mention they had 4 sacks. But they really don’t get a lot of pressure IMO. 

They didn't throw that much. When they did, we got pressure. They have 23 pass attempts and we have 6 sacks and at least 4 pressures that I can think of. You're just wrong on this. 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Real talk, the SEC network is both a joke, and a running tale of fellatio and buttfuckery of southern states. Its pathetic

The South likes buttfuckery. 

I'm just glad that their classy those Mississippi State players throwing a punch and doing the horns down at our fans pure class.

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

It's just good to know that we can play poorly in all phases and still dominate an SEC team.

That has not been the case for a long time.

Doesn't mean as much. 

These announcers are idiots. Arch is still out there because they're just running the clock down with the run game 

I like how Arch seems to have a personal connection with so many players
Those after-play celebrations are great.

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Arch Manning will keep us at #1 unless UGA beats Bama. 

I think either one jumps us if it’s dominant 

Just a reminder that Sark's postgame press conference will be live on the LHN App.

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

the comic sans really drives the point home. Truly, the typeface of bottomless rage.

It's an acquired taste

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

5-0 and bitching about everything.

We're fucking good.

We fucked up about as much it was humanly possible to fuck and still won by 22. This was not ideal but it's not a bad result

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Short?

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