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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network

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TIL (but kind of figured):
SEC refs are dumb as fuck
SEC announcers are dumb as fuck
SEC players are dumb as fuck...giving horns down when you're down 15

Edited by OU Sucks

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  • Arch is the first QB in history with 3 rushing touchdowns on one offensive drive. Legend.

  • Burt Macklin
    Burt Macklin

    Who the fuck are you to be complaining about ridiculous takes during a game? You posted the dumbest one of all in the first quarter of our CSU game this year.     

  • Colonel Sanders
    Colonel Sanders

    Honestly, this type of uninspired performance isn't going to do us any favors in Graham Harmon's SEC Power Rankings.

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Best backup in the history of college football. Dude is a prodigy. 

Can't wait to see aggy twist it and say we barely won against a bad team and Arch is just "average", and Reed is better. Lol

1 minute ago, 52-80 said:

archie looks like eli in a giants helmet

And Eli looks like an actual football player in his Ole Miss one.  

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Looks like our stat bot needs another reboot

No, my plan worked to perfection as the DL effort went way up after the two minute timeout. 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

I think either one jumps us if it’s dominant 

Not sure a #4 Bama would jump us, but they would vault to #2, imo

Offense struggles but I’m impressed even more with D. With how much MSU dominated time of possession in first half. D only gave up 6. And then only the td when game was in hand. Never thought we’d lose at all but was a struggle early

I'd like to ask them how it feels to be called the weakest SEC team in ten years, the weakest P4 team, and bond as a team over being underestimated and disrespected at practice all week with a new quarterback, how it feels to try harder than they've ever tried in their lives preparing for this game, and to arrive in Austin and see a completely unprepared team making mental mistake after mental mistake and a coach who respects you so little that he gives absolutely no fucks whether it's a 2 possession game, in fact he gives negative fucks by taking earned points off the board just for a chance to embarrass you, and in spite of all that, you never had the lead at any point in the game and lost 35-13.

Edited by chainsaw

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I like how Arch seems to have a personal connection with so many players
Those after-play celebrations are great.

his uncle was housemates with his other uncle

Backup QB, shot ourselves in the dicks on offense for most of 3 quarters… won by 22. I’ll take it.

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We might drop out of that #1 slot. Wouldn't bother me. A little extra motivation for OU

Think we might lose it due to Bama/UGA game anyways 

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1 minute ago, rage-a-holic said:

wtf?

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26 completions to 29 different receivers 

1 minute ago, rage-a-holic said:

wtf?

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Numbers is hard
-SECSEC

Just now, chainsaw said:

I'd like to ask them how it feels to be called the weakest SEC team in ten years, the weakest P5 team, and bond as a team over being underestimated and disrespected at practice all week with a new quarterback, how it feels to try harder than they've ever tried in their lives preparing for this game, and to arrive in Austin and see a completely unprepared team making mental mistake after mental mistake and a coach who respects you so little that he gives absolutely no fucks whether it's a 2 possession game, in fact he gives negative fucks by taking earned points off the board just for a chance to embarrass you, and in spite of all that, you never had the lead at any point in the game and lost 35-13.

Add in the ref fuckery.

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Arch is the first QB in history with 3 rushing touchdowns on one offensive drive. Legend.

Game is over  

We won 

So….if you’re Kevin Costner this offseason, and you have the number 1 pick in the NFL and your owner says you have two choices, Quinn or Arch. 

You’re building for the long term

Who you got?

And I don't think its as easy choice as you may think.

Small sample size?

Inability to stay healthy?

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Not sure a #4 Bama would jump us, but they would vault to #2, imo

We're number 1 because we currently have the best win, Georgia or Bama would jump us because one of them will have the best win

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Numbers is hard
-SECSEC

If it ain't slaves, SEC has a hard time with an accurate count. 

8 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’m betting hip flexor. But I didn’t stay at a holiday inn.

Express, Holiday Inn Express. 

Sark goes nowhere without his female assistant

The really great thing is that we started slow, but at least our offense fulfilled its potential in the 2nd half, IF YOU DON'T COUNT the mental errors:

 

1. Sark taking points off the board

2. turnover

3. offensive line penalties. 

 

I am a little bit optimistic the D can relearn how to tackle and wrap up.  We have a bye week, hope the D hears all two weeks how they can't tackle and fixes the problem. 

They scored one fucking TD. Got a couple of Field Goals. The Defense had a very good day. Offense looked solid. A few hiccups. First SEC game. Giant involved crowd. Get blue outta there. Manning/Wisener/Bond attack. MWB

“Rippin his ass, that’s what we do around here.” -Sark  /NoDiddy

Edited by Hank_Hill

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Numbers is hard
-SECSEC

They were probably thinking of that 17 we had before Sark took 3 points off the board for no fucking reason.

On the bright side, the recent dominant programs (Alabama under Saban and Georgia) each lay some eggs every season but they're so deep and so good they still win most of them. We just played a very bad game relative to our capability and won by 3 touchdowns. 

lol I love how Sark says he’s still ripping his ass to Manning. That’s what the family wants to hear. Don’t let him get big headed. Keep coaching him hard like any other player. 

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Game is over  

We won 

So….if you’re Kevin Costner this offseason, and you have the number 1 pick in the NFL and your owner says you have two choices, Quinn or Arch. 

You’re building for the long term

Who you got?

And I don't think its as easy choice as you may think.

Small sample size?

Inability to stay healthy?

pretty sure Kevin drafted the no-name defensive end with a sick sister as the number 1 pick, and then got the guy he really wanted, all at the cost of three 2nd rounders.

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I'd like to ask them how it feels to be called the weakest SEC team in ten years, the weakest P4 team, and bond as a team over being underestimated and disrespected at practice all week with a new quarterback, how it feels to try harder than they've ever tried in their lives preparing for this game, and to arrive in Austin and see a completely unprepared team making mental mistake after mental mistake and a coach who respects you so little that he gives absolutely no fucks whether it's a 2 possession game, in fact he gives negative fucks by taking earned points off the board just for a chance to embarrass you, and in spite of all that, you never had the lead at any point in the game and lost 35-13.

Unprepared?

3 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Game is over  

We won 

So….if you’re Kevin Costner this offseason, and you have the number 1 pick in the NFL and your owner says you have two choices, Quinn or Arch. 

You’re building for the long term

Who you got?

And I don't think its as easy choice as you may think.

Small sample size?

Inability to stay healthy?

Um, it's a very easy choice. 

 

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Can't wait to see aggy twist it and say we barely won against a bad team and Arch is just "average", and Reed is better. Lol

“I speak Aggy…”

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”Stupid Sip….Gators scored 45 on them in Starkville.  We beat Florida in Gainesville. Advantage Aggy! Whoop!”

6 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

TIL (but kind of figured):
SEC refs are dumb as fuck

May just be this crew.

Our backup qb went 26/31 for 324 and 2 tds. 6 rushes for 33 yards and a TD. No turnovers. 

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Arch is the first QB in history with 3 rushing touchdowns on one offensive drive. Legend.

still chasing daddy aggy, which won 3 national championships in their first sec season

7 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

wtf?

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That's in metric

Real talk, the SEC network is both a joke, and a running tale of fellatio and buttfuckery of southern states. Its pathetic

Makes me really miss LHN minus Galindo
Simmons is already a problem coming off the edge, he may turn into Orakpo/Kindle with another off-season in the weight room. 

Seems like he’s living up to Moores hype.
7 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

TIL (but kind of figured):
SEC refs are dumb as fuck
SEC announcers are dumb as fuck
SEC players are dumb as fuck...giving horns down when you're down 15

Still the best conference by far

Georgia vs Alabama right now about to be so fucking awesome

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

If it ain't slaves, SEC has a hard time with an accurate count. 

But man, they could do those fractions in their head

8 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

wtf?

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We were throwing away point. Might as well give some extra to MSU too. 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

We were throwing away point. Might as well give some extra to MSU too. 

aggy will take that 17 MSU points as fact. Mark my words.

It wasn't what I wanted to see, but I'll take it.

That Sark/Arch post game will fire you the fuck up.

For all you motherfuckers who missed the sixties and seventies, welcome to the beginning of a decade or more of Longhorn championship football.

The difference in this game were mental fuckups by us, shitty officiating, and the most bone-headed, predictable play calling ever on the offensive side of the ball in the 1st half

16 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

his official 0-40 is only 4.74

dude looks like rocket ismail out there

Numbers smumbers, like Keilan or X, that dude has got field speed,is the fastest on the field even while toting 

3 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

That Sark/Arch post game will fire you the fuck up.

I missed it.  Can you post? 

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