September 28, 20241 yr Lord loves a working man. Don’t trust whitey. If you catch it, see a doctor to get rid of it.
September 28, 20241 yr Your shit will fall apart soon. It will get fixed this time but you will have a new understanding about aging. And that’s if you’re smart Also, good luck. We’re all counting on you
September 29, 20241 yr Never pass by a urinal. Shake it more than you think after you pee. Farts are shaky territory, and don’t waste an erection.
September 29, 20241 yr 24 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: Never pass by a urinal. Shake it more than you think after you pee. Farts are shaky territory, and don’t waste an erection. Never pass up the opportunity to use a bathroom. You may not realize it, but you’re welcome.
September 29, 20241 yr Dating all them gals that weigh more than you do is a dangerous sport with your continued loss of muscle mass and strength. Maybe Total T or some shit will carry you for a few years. Happy birthday!!!
September 29, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, ABSR said: Never pass up the opportunity to use a bathroom. You may not realize it, but you’re welcome. Advice taken as I’m posting this.
September 29, 20241 yr Remember those “ropes” you used to be able to shoot across the room? Starts becoming a distant memory @40.
September 29, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: I run 40 today. Any tips for my 40s? You’re gonna have to start fucking fat chicks because you gotta, not because you wanna. But before you take that too personally, realize they’re going to be fucking a fat dude soon.
September 29, 20241 yr Motion is the lotion. Take care of your joints. Eat food, not too much, mostly plants and animals. Lift heavy weights, but protect your lower back. Drink less, smoke if you can. Get money get paid. Wear flip flops in public showers. Guys like us…we’re a dime a dozen.
September 29, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, 52-80 said: according to math, youre allowed to women as young as 27 Or as heavy as 270
September 29, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, Da Fino said: Motion is the lotion. Take care of your joints. Eat food, not too much, mostly plants and animals. Lift heavy weights, but protect your lower back. Drink less, smoke if you can. Get money get paid. Wear flip flops in public showers. Guys like us…we’re a dime a dozen. But your socks will get wet.
September 29, 20241 yr No more sudden movements, it's gonna hurt now and later. No more spin moves to prove you still got it. Dairy will become your enemy soon if it hasn't already. Plant based diet is coming fast and hot. Speaking of coming, better get your Low T checked, you probably have it. And last but not least, welcome to the party, pal. Edited September 29, 20241 yr by Davis Lane
September 29, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Davis Lane said: No more sudden movements, it's gonna hurt now and later. No more spin moves to prove you still got it. Dairy will become your enemy soon if it hasn't already. Plant based diet is coming fast and hot. Speaking of coming, better get your Low T checked, you probably have it. And last but not least, welcome to the party, pal.
September 29, 20241 yr Don't listen to these sissies. There are more old drunks around than old doctors. The threat of life in prison doesn't mean as much as does when you were in your 20's. And remember this...
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