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  • When the Big 12 did this with great offenses 15 years ago the media said our conference couldn't play defense. 

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    He looks like he steals catalytic converters and knows exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at one time.  

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Miss state is trash. They lost to toldeo at home by 31

New team, new coaches. They will improve more than most teams over the year. They have some talent. I'm betting they surprise some folks later in the year. 

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

So Vandagriff transferred to Kentucky because Beck beat him for the starting job? Beck really sucks.

Kirby is a great recruiter and DC, but he's a moron when it comes to picking a QB. 

Georgia shitting the bed. We better mudhole them.

Wow, Georgia just shitting itself all over the field. 

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

If this shit holds, Bama will def be #1

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1 minute ago, hornbri said:

SEC refs sure look bad today

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

This is normal.  

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

New team, new coaches. They will improve more than most teams over the year. They have some talent. I'm betting they surprise some folks later in the year. 

Easier to get up for #1 Texas than Toledo.

2 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

why the timeout by Georgia?

I see. They wanted to leave enough time in case they fumble it.

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

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Jalen Oluwaseun Isaiah Milroe.

His mother has a Nigerian first name as well.

Cool, maybe UGA will play with some fire the 2nd half. Yeah right.

Kirby needs to hire Saban as a halftime consultant just to peel some paint off the locker room walls.

This was only the first half of the games. Jeez.

8 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Georgia has a couple of gimmes to get back up in rankings before we play them

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Watch out for the MSU team…… 🥴🤡😭

so many ways Alabama could have screwed up that hire, and it looks like they got it right

So much for all that denied their rightful opportunity last year - on a mission to right that wrong nonsense.

So, apparently, when you're getting routed at the half you have to talk to Holley Rowe.  

Hot chicks are for winners, coach.

6 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

College coaches can be so dumb some time.  Making great progress up the field - let's call a trick play.

A poorly designed one.

6 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

College coaches can be so dumb some time.  Making great progress up the field - let's call a trick play.

A poorly designed one.

I think i'd rather go swim in my septic tank than watch the golden bachlorette.  

27 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

He was great, but Quinn is still better. He knows the playbook inside and out, as well having the experience as a third year starter. Arch will be elite next year, but Quinn is better this year when healthy. 

Right but none of that difference mattered today. 

8 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

College coaches can be so dumb some time.  Making great progress up the field - let's call a trick play.

3 points? Naw give me that turnover on downs.

Did the University of Georgia go out of its way to find the ugliest students for that ad, or is that just what it's like there?

Just now, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Everytime I actually pay attention to Georgia, they always look like a bitch on live tv.

make sure you watch our game against them then

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

A poorly designed one.

A poorly designed one.

 

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Just now, DixonHur said:

Did the University of Georgia go out of its way to find the ugliest students for that ad, or is that just what it's like there?

there was an article about northern high schools students spurning Harvard and the like to head South today.... this is probably Georgia's attempt to counter that.

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Did the University of Georgia go out of its way to find the ugliest students for that ad, or is that just what it's like there?

Nah UGA has some fine women enrolled. That batch on TV was a miss though 

6 minutes ago, naija said:

so many ways Alabama could have screwed up that hire, and it looks like they got it right

It also takes luck though. Sometimes, there just isn't a good coach available. DeBoer was.

All they show of Texas is Arch highlights.  Works for me.

51 minutes ago, McCroskey said:


Is your goal to be an interesting game or win the natty?

I want a natty at any cost I don’t care if every team we face loses every starter and there’s an asterisk on it 

1 minute ago, dad said:

I want a natty at any cost I don’t care if every team we face loses every starter and there’s an asterisk on it 

that's the correct answer, for any fan of any team.  

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

All they show of Texas is Arch highlights.  Works for me.

I mean, we had 6 sacks and we still haven't allowed more than 13 points to anybody.  But, sure, the Texas QB Against the World By Himself national narrative has worked for us before.

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Easier to get up for #1 Texas than Toledo.

We won’t be #1 Monday ….you know who will?

 

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19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Easier to get up for #1 Texas than Toledo.

I was told we're not everyone's superbowl anymore

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Nothing gets you hyped up like low key Dave Matthews.  I think I need one of the pods in Switzerland after that.  

If I’m the backup QB on Whoregia I’m on the sideline warming up. Beck is completely overwhelmed tonight.

I'm a football idiot and even I know that Beck's been overrated. .

18 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

in other fun news FSU is losing to SMU

Nice, these and potentially UCLA game are the only interesting ones left to me

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Just now, thunderlounge said:

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Hats off to the fella, that's glorious on multiple levels.  

11 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

We won’t be #1 Monday ….you know who will?

 

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I only care about being #1 at the end of the season.

Jump into the fire

or you'll never be free

22 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I think i'd rather go swim in my septic tank than watch the golden bachlorette.  

#humblebrag

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