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6 hours ago, Magabro said:

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Let’s get it out of the way… here you go… she does seem to have nice titties I’ll say.
 
 
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And on an unrelated note fuck OU. 
Meh, Arky's coach has nicer cans.
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Someone with skills needs to edit this masterpiece to feature Vegetables instead of Bobby.
3 hours ago, Ignatius said:

This is funny, but in all seriousness we can’t lose sight of the fact that that Cherokee blood can produce some major-league hot tail…

Every dumbass in Oklahoma claims to have cherokee blood. Somehow. 

8 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

Anyone have a guess what the line will be? 

Blow?

12 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

Anyone have a guess what the line will be? 

Higher than people expect. 

The Tennessee loss was one thing but they were 1 or 2 plays away from losing to really bad teams in UH and Auburn. This is a bottom tier SEC team. 

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I think Jesus probably hates bad offense more than the Longhorns..

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Edited by ITHorn

How much cock does OU suck?

This much....

 

18 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

You gotta get the trilogy in there but obviously the thumbnail on your clip wins...

 

11 hours ago, ousux said:
18 hours ago, Magabro said:
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Someone with skills needs to edit this masterpiece to feature Vegetables instead of Bobby.


 

Yeah….. no. 

5 hours ago, ITHorn said:

I think Jesus probably hates bad offense more than the Longhorns..

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Apparently, they also think Jesus wants them to marry their sisters.

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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This is funny all the time 

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6 hours ago, ITHorn said:

I think Jesus probably hates bad offense more than the Longhorns..

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That shirt is a sacrilegious lie.

Leo proved this long ago.

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ChatGPT gets it

 

In crimson and cream, the hopes rise high,
But often they stumble, and fans wonder why.
With cheers in the stands and dreams in the air,
Yet too many moments that lead to despair.

The glory of past days, a shadow they chase,
But turnovers and penalties mar their embrace.
A drive that begins with such promise and flair,
Ends in confusion, the crowd holds its stare.

The rivals all rally, their banners held tight,
While Sooners are left searching for light.
Defense is faltering, the offense goes cold,
As seasons slip by, the story grows old.

Their season like their lives, all for naught

While seemingly always stuck in the muck

When they see the burnt orange they're feel with fraught

Just remember the truth, OU always will suck

13 hours ago, ousux said:
19 hours ago, Magabro said:
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Someone with skills needs to edit this masterpiece to feature Vegetables instead of Bobby.

You don’t edit The Mona Lisa….

13 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

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Hey KXAN - It's not a hack, if the message is truthful.

23 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Hopefully she’s learned how to do hair and make-up. Was the biggest issue, imo. 

…and the massive bulge in his/her (they/them) crotch.

Watching the Auburn extended highlights, Freeze is a fucking moron. Auburn shot themselves in both feet in both halves. OU's defense is a myth, but their OL being very bad is not.

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13 hours ago, ousux said:
20 hours ago, Magabro said:
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Someone with skills needs to edit this masterpiece to feature Vegetables instead of Bobby.

If someone wants to try, go for it, but I don't think I can ever improve on this. It was my favorite gif to make and I don't think I'll ever top it. Honestly, that's part of the reason I don't think I ever made any more gifs after this.

I'd guess the line will be something around Texas -10 by kickoff. Maybe higher. 

 

 

7 hours ago, ITHorn said:

I think Jesus probably hates bad offense more than the Longhorns..

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Does Jesus hate salads?

29 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'd guess the line will be something around Texas -10 by kickoff. Maybe higher. 

 

 

13.5 was going to be my number.

But anything under 40 is easy money 

 

Their offense isn’t scoring (until possibly late 2nd half on 2nd/3rd stringers). Only way they get on the board early is a scoop/score or pick 6, or turnover recovery in FG range.
We’re going to have 1 or 2 D/ST scores ourselves. Rhett Bomar/ Rodrique Wright style (Simmons/Collins). And 1 of their ~10 punts we’ll get to for another 6 points.

 

We are going to fucking roll them.

65-0
Or maybe dyslexia kicking in and will be 56-0

 

bye week, like ou, sucks.

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43 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Does Jesus hate salads?

If they put that purple cabbage crap in them I'd lean YES.

18 hours ago, Ignatius said:

This is funny, but in all seriousness we can’t lose sight of the fact that that Cherokee blood can produce some major-league hot tail…

 i assume i am going to continue with this thread and discover ample visual proof of this assertion

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

 i assume i am going to continue with this thread and discover ample visual proof of this assertion

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Yeah….. no. 
You think Bert Venables doesn't love the cock?
23 minutes ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 
Yeah….. no. 

You think Bert Venables doesn't love the cock?


Of course he does.

But you don’t revamp greatness. I bet you liked the remake of Point Break too, sicko. 

Line on FanDuel is Texas -16.5, O/U 54.5

11 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Of course he does.

But you don’t revamp greatness. I bet you liked the remake of Point Break Road House too, sicko. 

Or Red Dawn. People just don’t learn. The Sooners are going to learn. 

Nvm

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Since this thread is a week early, I'll post these a week early.

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On 9/29/2024 at 4:46 AM, Waterface said:

Brent Venables seems like the kinda guy who cums immediately while being pegged and then sighs afterwards, "really needed that, babe", while swigging a Red Bull

Brent Venables makes his wife eat a can of corn every day so that when she shits on the living room floor he can peck out kernels like a chicken 

6 minutes ago, MrX said:

Line on FanDuel is Texas -16.5, O/U 54.5

Yeah that isn't correct. Did you mean -6.5?

I'm seeing it around a touchdown everywhere. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Holy fuck. That has to be up there with biggest lines in the series ever. Was '05 even that high?

We were definitely two TDish dogs in 2013.  Not sure what the ‘05 line was. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah that isn't correct. Did you mean -6.5?

I'm seeing it around a touchdown everywhere. 

It’s correct. 
 

 

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah that isn't correct. Did you mean -6.5?

I'm seeing it around a touchdown everywhere. 

I guess the site could be wrong but…

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6 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

It’s correct. 
 

 

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5 minutes ago, MrX said:

I guess the site could be wrong but…

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I'm guessing that's an error on fanduel and it's supposed to be 6.5. Does it let you make that bet? It is around a TD everywhere else. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

 

I'm guessing that's an error on fanduel and it's supposed to be 6.5. Does it let you make that bet? It is around a TD everywhere else. 

It’s like 8.5 pretty much everywhere else. 

 

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