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wait, PG and Kawai are hurt? There is no way anyone could have predicted that.

48 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

 No one volunteers to move to Minnesota but stop bing a bitch you 6th man hopeful. 
 

Hopefully they ask Tibbs and he says are you kidding?  We got a 4 x all star for a bottom half of the league talent. 

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5 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 No one volunteers to move to Minnesota but stop bing a bitch you 6th man hopeful. 
 

Hopefully they ask Tibbs and he says are you kidding?  We got a 4 x all star for a bottom half of the league talent. 

lol wtf is the point of your "no one volunteers to move to minnesota" line? its a dumb question that was gonna make DD probably look bad no matter who he said after the press ran with it wo he threw out the funniest answer he could muster. In front of thibs would also mean in front of rick brunson. 

 

I really dont know if there has ever been a bigger bitch in sports history.

 

 
I really dont know if there has ever been a bigger bitch in sports history.
 

Philly at Denver isn’t involved with a B2B. We will see if he dodges Joker again

Is anyone else just not a fan of Malika Andrews? She should be one of the better ESPN desk presences (not that that's a high fucking bar to clear) but I still can't bring myself to enjoy her. 

Is anyone else just not a fan of Malika Andrews? She should be one of the better ESPN desk presences (not that that's a high fucking bar to clear) but I still can't bring myself to enjoy her. 

The only person on the espn desk I could handle was Lowe and they got rid of him. Wonder what nbc & Amazon will have for studio folks

I’m sure Harlan will get a bag once tnt is done, he’d be sick on NBC
3 hours ago, d2o said:

 

I really dont know if there has ever been a bigger bitch in sports history.

 

I can think of a bigger one…

20 minutes ago, Kermit said:

I can think of a bigger one…

Well size-wise he isn't bigger than Embiid.

His hands may be bigger. 

 

Edited by Derka

19 hours ago, Kermit said:

I can think of a bigger one…

That bitch made the big bitch cry though.  LOL

 

No Hartenstein for a few weeks in OKC. They were exceptionally healthy last year. It was a big reason for them having the best record in the west. 

That's terrible. He musta been super cheap.

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

 

2025 Draft:  Thunder are on the clock

37 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

2025 Draft:  Thunder are on the clock

Those fuckers are going to get better, aren’t they. Can’t hate the player or the game if it comes at the expense of one Kawhi Anthony Leonard.

Also, is this really breaking news if EVERYONE knew it was going to happen? Great job, Shams. 

Edited by Kermit

2 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Those fuckers are going to get better, aren’t they. Can’t hate the player or the game if it comes at the expense of one Kawhi Anthony Leonard.

Now we just need the Hawks to fall apart

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Now we just need the Hawks to fall apart

Yes, that’s the spirit.

Charlotte could be a sneaky play-in / playoff team. I could see it with a healthy Lamelo (yeah... I know) and a rapidly ascending Miller, along with Bridges and by some miracle a healthy Mark Williams, combined with how many hardcore eastern conference tankers there are.

Does LeBron get credit for Knecht? Or does he only run the Lakers when the bad stuff happens?

3 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

The fact that Rick Barnes couldn’t make it past the Elite Eight with Dalton Knect is wild

Why must you poke the bear?

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Clown. Show.

I'm not sure that was intentional. I think he got confused about what to do in that situation and froze, while Bridges ran into him expecting an NBA player to go up and contest the shot. Great thing is Bronny has a lot of time to learn how to play defense and contest shots at the rim before Game 1 of the season, and he has 4 years guaranteed to learn on the job too!

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I'm not sure that was intentional.

Doesn't matter. It's a clear flagrant 1.

5 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

The fact that Rick Barnes couldn’t make it past the Elite Eight with Dalton Knect is wild

What is this Elite Eight you speak of? 

I'm sure we could all use a good laugh right now. I watched this one a few times, lulz

 

 

I'm sure we could all use a good laugh right now. I watched this one a few times, lulz
 
 

Surprised his arms were long enough to reach in and grab the ball
6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Surprised his arms were long enough to reach in and grab the ball

t-rex selfie GIF by Rooster Teeth

The NBA needs expansion because Lonnie Walker couldn't make the roster of the defending NBA Champions? I don't get it.

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

The NBA needs expansion because Lonnie Walker couldn't make the roster of the defending NBA Champions? I don't get it.

Boston, I believe, is in some weird roster crunch with the salary cap that I don't fully understand and signing him may impact moves later this season.

But yeah.... there are a ton of guys on two way contracts who Lonnie is better than.  That said, Lonnie is one of the more frustrating players I've ever seen. One night he looks like Kobe Bryant. The next 10 he looks like he's never played organized basketball. I've always pulled him though. He seems like a good dude and had a pretty rough upbringing. I can't imagine that he couldn't get rotation minutes for the Nuggets, who are desperate for warm bodies who can hit a three. 

Hey may find a roster somewhere but I'm not going to weep if this guy gets processed out of the NBA.

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32 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey may find a roster somewhere but I'm not going to weep if this guy gets processed out of the NBA.

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Other than the one year with the Lakers, he's been on shit teams.  He did shoot 38% from three on 4.7 attempts per game last year. That would have been tied for second best 3P% on the Spurs behind McBuckets last season. Which I suppose is a sad commentary on both the Spurs and LWIV.

In other NBA news, Monty Williams got a gig coaching his kid at TMI. Can't wait for him to get outcoached by some shlub from a 3A high school in some random San Antonio suburb. 

https://arizonasports.com/story/3561931/suns-monty-williams-coaching-job/

 

Post ASB last season he was good. If they get that going forward and he keeps improving that's not a bad contract.

Have to pay someone. 

The Rockets signed Green and Sengun to pretty reasonable deals yesterday. I wasn't a fan of the Brooks signing, but their front office seems to be doing a lot of things right these days.  I thought they might go the route of waiting until the offseason to give them max cap flexibility. Bird in hand, I suppose. Plus the free agent crop isn't anything to get excited about.

The Nuggets also extended Aaron Gordon and he did them a solid by opting in for one more year. It gives them some flexibility in the short term but they are committed to their core four now for the foreseeable future. If they can get anything from the rest of their team, I kinda like them coming out of the west. Nobody is picking them and they still have the best player in the world. I feel like they were a bizzarro fourth quarter collapse against Minnesota from winning the west last year.

Looking forward to the season kicking off. Everybody is jocking OKC and Boston, but there is so much parity around the league. I think there's going to be some wacky shit happen this year.

23 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Boston, I believe, is in some weird roster crunch with the salary cap that I don't fully understand and signing him may impact moves later this season.

It's much more about straight up $$$.  Walker isn't eligible for a two-way contract.  Because of where they are with the tax, it would cost the Celtics about $11M on a $2.1M contract for a guy who is going to play every couple of weeks. 

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