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#101
The Rockets signed Green and Sengun to pretty reasonable deals yesterday. I wasn't a fan of the Brooks signing, but their front office seems to be doing a lot of things right these days.  I thought they might go the route of waiting until the offseason to give them max cap flexibility. Bird in hand, I suppose. Plus the free agent crop isn't anything to get excited about.
The Nuggets also extended Aaron Gordon and he did them a solid by opting in for one more year. It gives them some flexibility in the short term but they are committed to their core four now for the foreseeable future. If they can get anything from the rest of their team, I kinda like them coming out of the west. Nobody is picking them and they still have the best player in the world. I feel like they were a bizzarro fourth quarter collapse against Minnesota from winning the west last year.
Looking forward to the season kicking off. Everybody is jocking OKC and Boston, but there is so much parity around the league. I think there's going to be some wacky shit happen this year.

Denver’s downfall will be lack of bigs. Saric isn’t a formidable backup to joker for 82 games. I think westbrook is past his prime, their 3 young guys in Braun, Strawther and Watson are going to need to take pretty substantial leaps before I believe they can contend..

Also who the fuck knows what’s up with fatty Murray. An absolute no show in the Olympics and his pre season wasn’t special besides one game vs Minnesotas 2nd and 3rd stringers. I read he gets going in about January but who knows. Got that bag and a ring, how motivated can he be
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#102

 

Continuing the bitchassness.

 

Joel Embiid Ruled Out For First Week Of Season https://t.co/FCarf1r3ww

 

 

 

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#104
 
Continuing the bitchassness.
 
 
 
 

lol he could barely move in the Olympics . His legs are cooked and it’s not even game 1. He’s better off sitting out until January and maybe maxey/george can keep them afloat
#105

Denver’s downfall will be lack of bigs. Saric isn’t a formidable backup to joker for 82 games. I think westbrook is past his prime, their 3 young guys in Braun, Strawther and Watson are going to need to take pretty substantial leaps before I believe they can contend..

Also who the fuck knows what’s up with fatty Murray. An absolute no show in the Olympics and his pre season wasn’t special besides one game vs Minnesotas 2nd and 3rd stringers. I read he gets going in about January but who knows. Got that bag and a ring, how motivated can he be
Nobody has the twin towers anymore. Lack of bigs was only an issue against Minny.
#106
40 minutes ago, d2o said:

Continuing the bitchassness.

Not just Embiid, either:

76ers: Joel Embiid and Paul George are out for opener vs. Bucks on Wednesday. Embiid is progressing well and ramping up, scrimmaging this week. He will not play this week. George will be re-evaluated later in the week.

 

#107

That Aaron Gordon deal is really good for Denver. 
 

Please shoot more 3s this year. 

#108
2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The Nuggets also extended Aaron Gordon and he did them a solid by opting in for one more year. It gives them some flexibility in the short term but they are committed to their core four now for the foreseeable future. If they can get anything from the rest of their team, I kinda like them coming out of the west. Nobody is picking them and they still have the best player in the world. I feel like they were a bizzarro fourth quarter collapse against Minnesota from winning the west last year.

There are a lot of question marks with their depth and their bench. Also have to see what version of Murray they get. 

But yeah - they still have the same core around Jokic and are well-coached. They'll win 50 games.

#109
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Denver’s downfall will be lack of bigs. Saric isn’t a formidable backup to joker for 82 games. I think westbrook is past his prime, their 3 young guys in Braun, Strawther and Watson are going to need to take pretty substantial leaps before I believe they can contend..

Also who the fuck knows what’s up with fatty Murray. An absolute no show in the Olympics and his pre season wasn’t special besides one game vs Minnesotas 2nd and 3rd stringers. I read he gets going in about January but who knows. Got that bag and a ring, how motivated can he be

Yeah this is the other side of the coin lol.

#110
Nobody has the twin towers anymore. Lack of bigs was only an issue against Minny.

IHart/Chet/Jwill seem formidable

Gafford/Lively

Rudy/Randle/Naz Reid, sprinkles of Garza

Edey/JJJ/Clarke

Yes jokers the best in the world, but losing Holmes seemed like a bigger blow than is being led upon. Unless DJ can spare some minutes
#111
5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


IHart/Chet/Jwill seem formidable

Gafford/Lively

Rudy/Randle/Naz Reid, sprinkles of Garza

Edey/JJJ/Clarke

Yes jokers the best in the world, but losing Holmes seemed like a bigger blow than is being led upon. Unless DJ can spare some minutes

Losing Holmes hurt for sure, but the KAT/Rudy combo was the only one that ever seemed to bother Jok.  Minnesota was built to beat Denver.  And now that KAT is gone, I don't see anyone else with 2 bigs that can do what they could.  Gotta be big enough to not get immediately backed down if you're on him and athletic enough to rotate over to disrupt the shot if you're helping (all while not giving up easy dunks to Gordon).  Not many big duos can do that.

#112

Good news, everyone! The Lakers and Warriors lead the league is nationally televised games once again. So we'll all get to be a part of the exhilarating race to the 10 seed all season long!

#113
2 hours ago, Mittens said:

Not just Embiid, either:

76ers: Joel Embiid and Paul George are out for opener vs. Bucks on Wednesday. Embiid is progressing well and ramping up, scrimmaging this week. He will not play this week. George will be re-evaluated later in the week.

 

PG did at least get hurt playing in the preseason

 

#114
2 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Losing Holmes hurt for sure, but the KAT/Rudy combo was the only one that ever seemed to bother Jok. 

Denver has only played Dallas once after the Gafford trade and it was a loss. Last year before the WCF I thought Dallas matched up better against Denver than Minnesota.  

#115
20 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Denver has only played Dallas once after the Gafford trade and it was a loss. Last year before the WCF I thought Dallas matched up better against Denver than Minnesota.  

Maybe. Not enough of a sample size to say right now.

#118

C's picking up where they left off...unbeatable when the 3's are falling which they are. Tatum may have a bone to pick this year with the finals mvp and Olympics 

 

Mikal Bridges shot looks like absolute ass. why the hell did he tinker with it? He looks like chuck hayes 

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#121
Mikael Bridges shot might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Fucking looks like Barkley's golf swing.

I am just baffled that a pro player with all the recourses in the world at his disposal could end with a shot like this.
#122

It’s an abortion. If that thing is permanently broken, the Knicks are getting a shell of what they traded for. 

Also, the Celtics are great but I hate the way they play. Little movement tons of three point chucking. Just so boring to watch. 

#124
Men In Black neuralizer needed for Mikal Bridges immediately. Have Will Smith and Tommy Lee show him Suns Finals run highlights and then drop him back off at TD Garden.
Mikal Bridges’ new jumper. What have they done.
Here’s the thing with Mikal Bridges’ jumper: He’s tried to make his release point really high and because of that on farther out shots, he’s just yanking the shot back to get more power. Often a red flag for me when a guy’s midrange and 3-point form are vastly different.

 

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#127

 

Boston is 24-40 from 3. New York is 5-15. That's a 72-15 advantage

 

 

#128
7 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

The Knicks are shooting 60% and getting beat by 30. It’s wild.

And thats why the Celts shoot so many threes. The pro game is certainly higher scoring these days, but somehow less entertaining when they just jack up threes all game long. 

#130
27 minutes ago, Blotto said:

And thats why the Celts shoot so many threes. The pro game is certainly higher scoring these days, but somehow less entertaining when they just jack up threes all game long. 

What’s not to love about 4 guys standing at the 3 point line watching a teammate dribble?

Widen the court, move the 3 point line back and untie the defense’s hands 

#132

The upcoming James family fellatio is going to be unbearable. I'm rooting for bronny to check into the game and promptly trip and fall, somehow rolling up both of daddy's knees. 

#133
Just now, Blotto said:

The upcoming James family fellatio is going to be unbearable. I'm rooting for bronny to check into the game and promptly trip and fall, somehow rolling up both of daddy's knees. 

Spilling Skin Care GIF

#137
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
LEBRON !!!!

At least he didn't travel finally

 

it was close lol

#144

 

5 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Not a great opener by the Wolves. They are missing KAT.

LOL. randle was ok for his first meaningful minutes in 10 months, and DD started cold. Mike Conley a casual 1-7, 2 assists, 3 TOs and -22 

 

I dont know what happened in the first 6 min of the 2nd qtr as i was putting my kids to sleep, left to go do that +1 at the end of 1 and suddenly its down 19 when i got done. 

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#146

Before the Timberwolves game, Redick said he was "thrilled to be a part" of the "historic" occasion of LeBron and Bronny entering the season on the same team. Redick said he consulted the father and son to get their input on how they would prefer their first game action together to play out.

"We had a couple conversations around it," Redick said. "I think everybody is on the same page. We want it to sort of make sense, and we want it to happen naturally and in the flow of a game."

#147
11 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Lol. Boston has missed 13 3s in a row with the game record on the line

“We got booed on ring night up 30 how about that?!” 🤣 🤣 🤣 Ya gotta love Boston

 

#148
14 hours ago, Kermit said:

Fucking ridiculous circus.

-5 +/- in 3 minutes for Bronnie..clown shoes

#150
18 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Lol. Boston has missed 13 3s in a row with the game record on the line

 

6 hours ago, Mittens said:
“We got booed on ring night up 30 how about that?!” 🤣 🤣 🤣 Ya gotta love Boston

The ending of that Boston opener was unintentionally hilarious. Despite the large margin, watching the Celts brick trey after trey had me rolling. Kinda wanted to see them make history but not enough to care or do anything but laugh.

And Dalton Knecht is going to make my Spurs wish they'd used their second pick on him. Said it before the draft and will continue to say it--he'll be a contributor in the league. Probably not a star, but a solid third option for several seasons.

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