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Miami is terrible.  It's going to take some real work to rebuild that team.  That roster is ass, my dude.

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On 2/11/2025 at 10:10 PM, ztejas said:

Budenholzer is like a Doc Rivers clone. Dude rarely seems to know what he's doing but got carried to a Finals win despite almost blowing a series. Has racked up a lot of wins on the back of great players/rosters.

It's hysterical that Milwaukee replaced him with Doc. 

Counterpoint, he took the 2014-15 Hawks to the conference finals and the second best record in the NBA with this bag of shit roster.

https://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/ATL/2015.html

Thats about as clear cut a case for a Coach of the Year  season as I can remember. He's got his issues, especially in the playoffs it seems, but I'd take him all day over Rivers. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

with this bag of shit roster.

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That was a good coaching job but there was nothing wrong with that roster, the East was fucking horrendous that season and they got swept by the Cavs in the ECF. 

I'm not saying he and Doc are bad coaches they're just both consistently underwhelming. 

calling my shot. 


Wolves 109

Thunder 102 

 

this is a day after losing to a Dameless/Giannisless bucks team. we're just that bipolar that we'd beat the best and lose to that shit.

4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

calling my shot. 


Wolves 109

Thunder 102 

 

this is a day after losing to a Dameless/Giannisless bucks team. we're just that bipolar that we'd beat the best and lose to that shit.

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21 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Think About It GIF by Identity

Yep. Well done. 

Minny is creeping up the standings. Just 3.5 GB of HOU. I thought they would figure it out at somepoint - Ant is too good not to.

4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

calling my shot. 


Wolves 109

Thunder 102 

 

this is a day after losing to a Dameless/Giannisless bucks team. we're just that bipolar that we'd beat the best and lose to that shit.

What are the lotto numbers this week?

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The top 7 teams in the east are all on some kind of streak

I havent paid attention to SLAM in ages but this is a pretty cold cover

 

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NBA All Star weekend used to be the best in sports, now its just annoying and dumb

Outside of Barnes, TO and baron Davis the only 2 “celebrities” I’ve heard of were streamers Druski and Kai Cenat.

And why do most celebrities shoot a basketball the same way? Using both arms from the chest like a 6 yo?
5 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

And why do most celebrities shoot a basketball the same way? Using both arms from the chest like a 6 yo?

Because they have the arm and shoulder strength of a 6 yo.

21 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

NBA All Star weekend used to be the best in sports, now its just annoying and dumb

The entire NBA regular season is a complete waste of time.  Worst regular season in sports. They could easily cut it in half and no one would care other than the owners. 

1 hour ago, alincoln said:

The entire NBA regular season is a complete waste of time.  Worst regular season in sports. They could easily cut it in half and no one would care other than the owners. 

Baseball says hi.

Lmao Vince Carter would eat this white boy for breakfast

29 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lmao Vince Carter would eat this white boy for breakfast

Agreed.  Do players just not give a fuck?

Cracker is now consecutive 3X defending champ.

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Lmao Vince Carter would eat this white boy for breakfast

Give credit. Kid was fucking nails. Hit every dunk first try and had solid creativity 

yeah mcclung was badass, but the nba is tripping throwing three other sinking jags out there to face him.

3 hours ago, alincoln said:

The entire NBA regular season is a complete waste of time.  Worst regular season in sports. They could easily cut it in half and no one would care other than the owners. 

yea Id care. WTF is there to watch Jan 27th on a tuesday night in the middle of winter?

3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Spurs DQ'd from the skills contest for their "shot" attempts..LMAO 

Did they actually DQ them? 

If so that's fucking lame. This is why no one cares about this stupid shit. They did something funny to find a loophole. Fix the rules later.

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Tip for the NBA: for the next dunk contest, get people who can actually dunk.

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Castle can come back next year, but get rid of the other bums

The one where he jumped over the car was pretty cool. And when you say "jumped over a car", he actually jumped over the damn car. Not just the hood like that soft ginger sooner.

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8 hours ago, ztejas said:

Did they actually DQ them? 

If so that's fucking lame. This is why no one cares about this stupid shit. They did something funny to find a loophole. Fix the rules later.

they did. they werent "legitimate" shot attempts i guess according to the rule book. 

10 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

yea Id care. WTF is there to watch Jan 27th on a tuesday night in the middle of winter?

Sounds like a good date to start the season.

That skills competition was lame as hell. Bouncing a pass through a 5 foot wide hole is not much of a skill. I liked seeing the Spurs make a joke of it, which was within the rules and should not have disqualified them. Make your game better if you don't like it. The NBA needs to make it a whole lot more difficult, and have time penalties for missing the shots/passes. Make it a little interesting at least by showing off skills, and incentivize doing it right. 

The dunk contest was kind of lame. Buzelis couldn't do shit, and that guy from the Bucks was doing vanilla shit. Castle was great, and kind of got robbed on one of those "49" ratings by that dude on the end and Tmac. 

Mac is a great dunker, but he's not an NBA player and doesn't belong. The NBA needs to figure out how to get some big names with talent to do some dunks, because it hurts their brand to have such pedestrian competition for something that used to be Must See TV. 

I think the competition would be better off if they gave them a 1 minute timer to do whatever number of dunks they want. Like in figure skating, they don't do one triple axel and stop there, they do a lot to show off different skills and technique. It would make it more interesting and reward those who can make their dunks the first time by letting them complete several. 

The issue I have with Mac’s dunks (not hating the player or the game, just making an observation) is that he’s using the person holding the ball as an inertia blocker, allowing him to stay vertical longer. It’s not that he’s pushing off, but stabilizing. Still, an incredible display and super imaginative. He’s a great dunker with or without props. I’m loving the stage that Steph is getting. Dude has been on display both nights, has exceeded expectations, and gets to play one more exhibition game. Team C has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Mavs imploding, even on their days off.

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give me at least six of:

kai jones

shaedon sharpe

jericho sims

amen thompson

ausar thompson 

derrick jones jr

ant 

ja

castle

jalen green

jalen johnson 

 

 

no more matas buzelis and joe bench warmer in the contest.

 

18 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Mavs imploding, even on their days off.

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When keeping it real goes wrong. 

23 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Mavs imploding, even on their days off.

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If he was beating the shit out of Nico, the people will dismiss the charges and throw him a parade. 

give me at least six of:
kai jones
shaedon sharpe
jericho sims
amen thompson
ausar thompson 
derrick jones jr
ant 
ja
castle
jalen green
jalen johnson 
 
 
no more matas buzelis and joe bench warmer in the contest.
 
Cam Whitmore would do better than Amen imo

On 2/13/2025 at 10:18 PM, Fastbreak said:

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The top 7 teams in the east are all on some kind of streak

That's nothing. As of now, all 30 teams in the NBA are on some kind of streak. Some of those streaks just begin with a L.

Getting more quality/popular players doesn't mean shit to me when I can open up Instagram anytime and watch random dunkers that would wipe their asses with any of them. 

They should let Jordan Kilganon be a judge so he can just sit at the table and laugh at some of these clowns.

17 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Give credit. Kid was fucking nails. Hit every dunk first try and had solid creativity 

He is great.   He's not a NBA player though.   If they are going to let a guy that has played 3 NBA games in the last 3 yrs continue to do these contests just give a few of the youtube pro dunkers 10 day contracts and put them in the contest.

44 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Getting more quality/popular players doesn't mean shit to me when I can open up Instagram anytime and watch random dunkers that would wipe their asses with any of them. 

They should let Jordan Kilganon be a judge so he can just sit at the table and laugh at some of these clowns.

YEP!!  Been saying this for yrs.   People keep talking about stars getting in but then they also talk about guys doing the same dunks.   Just cause its a star player does that make a regular dunk better?

Flipped to TNT real quick....lol wtf with this Draymond intro fact

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9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Flipped to TNT real quick....lol wtf with this Draymond intro fact

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Now he's hating on the Rising Stars team.   If the fucking all-stars came out and actually competed they wouldnt be there.

No LeBron tonight 

They put way too much bullshit into this game.  Just play the game

 

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