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I fucking hate that untalented, unfunny midget. Can I go one goddamn day without forgetting he exists?

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Does anyone have an easy graphic for what the fucking rosters are for this thing?

Just now, ztejas said:

Does anyone have an easy graphic for what the fucking rosters are for this thing?

Let’s just pull for Steph and the rooks/sophs to do the funniest shit ever.

5 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Let’s just pull for Steph and the rooks/sophs to do the funniest shit ever.

I don't even know which fucking team is theirs... obviously I'm pulling for Steph and Wemby. 

Nvm they're playing against each other. I thought "young stars" was the rising stars guys. 

Jesus this is confusing. 

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3 minutes ago, Kermit said:

I fucking hate that untalented, unfunny midget. Can I go one goddamn day without forgetting he exists?

He and Kenny being treated like they are indispensable part of all star weekend has been one of the worst developments of the last 10 yrs.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

JFC didnt this shit used to start at like 5 PM right after line ups?

Yeah the ASG was always early-ish. Like SuperBowl time slot or a bit later. 

NBA audience is definitely a night-owl crew, though. Maybe they're catering to that. 

This is great so far. I think they'll just need to tweak it moving forward. 

Not many help contests but they seem to give a shit at least. 

9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

JFC didnt this shit used to start at like 5 PM right after line ups?

Shit it used to be like a 3PM tip back in the day.    there is no need for this to be 8:30 start on a Sunday night.

They are ruining an already shitty product with this talking.

This is probably the worst possible option for commentary, I'm glad TNT lost the NBA.

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Shut the fuck up, Shaq. Tim owned your fat ass.

I'm truly sick of him, Chuck and Kenny acting like there are no people who watched their careers and lives still alive.   

I'm watching on mute and thoroughly enjoying it. 

This is so much fucking better. Wemby is out there playing his dick off. 

I think 40 is too low, though. I'd do 60.

This Wemby hate bit Shaq is on is straight bitchassness

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm watching on mute and thoroughly enjoying it. 

This is so much fucking better. Wemby is out there playing his dick off. 

I think 40 is too low, though. I'd do 60.

I kind of thought 40 was too low going in.    They score way faster/easier in ASGs.   They could get to 40 in 10 mins.

Just now, d2o said:

This Wemby hate bit Shaq is on is straight bitchassness

Who knew that some scrub named Bol Bol would be his trigger?

Just now, d2o said:

I kind of thought 40 was too low going in.    They score way faster/easier in ASGs.   They could get to 40 in 10 mins.

They are actually playing defense a bit right now. Even then - if you played the Finals with these rosters it would be like 140 to 135 every game.

Better than the 188 to 167 bullshit we were starting to get. 

2 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Who knew that some scrub named Bol Bol would be his trigger?

Bol is just his vehicle to make it seem like he is just propping the kid not hating on Wemby

That was fun - but again - they need the score to be higher. It's hard to sub guys in and out when a team at 30 can get to 40 in like 4 or 5 possessions. There's no margin to let them ramp it up down the stretch. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They are actually playing defense a bit right now. Even then - if you played the Finals with these rosters it would be like 140 to 135 every game.

Better than the 188 to 167 bullshit we were starting to get. 

Agreed, it they just played like this for the 4Q of pervious games it would never have been a problem.   No one expects them to play lockdown D the whole game but they were not playing defense at the beginning of the game and then at the end they stopped even trying to fake like they were going to defend.

This is a way better format. Better effort when they don't have to play an entire fucking game.

Rooting for castle but I also want Steph and KD to take on this ridiculous fucking Euro team that somehow has 4 of the best 6 players in the league on it. Giannis got a DNP in that first one. 

I love this format. Not listening to the commentary helps. Should go up to 60 at least though 

Let’s shit all over the product, Draymond. Nobody hates the NBA product quite like the media paid to cover it. 

1 minute ago, Kermit said:

Let’s shit all over the product, Draymond. Nobody hates the NBA product quite like the media paid to cover it. 

David Stern was not perfect, but he would definitely not be allowing that bullshit from Draymond I promise you that.

And the fact that it’s that fucking douche bag who has consistently hurt the league with his questionable play and abuse that’s critical is hilarious.

What we just saw was better basketball than any asg in recent memory. Not sure what Draymond is watching. 

I'm worried that these Tykes are about to get dog walked. 

9 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Let’s shit all over the product, Draymond. Nobody hates the NBA product quite like the media paid to cover it. 

Unfortunately, there is a good segment that likes that coverage that "puts those guys in their place" but I've questioned this for the longest.   No other league has their flagship show constantly trashing their current product.

1 minute ago, d2o said:

Unfortunately, there is a good segment that likes that coverage that "puts those guys in their place" but I've questioned this for the longest.   No other league has their flagship show constantly trashing their current product.

Chuck at least pushed back a little bit. One team scored over 200 last year. Nobody is trying to watch that garbage, they had to change it up.

10 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

What we just saw was better basketball than any asg in recent memory. Not sure what Draymond is watching. 

Draymond is fucked in the head and upset that he can't go kick Wemby in the balls in one of these games. 

7 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

What we just saw was better basketball than any asg in recent memory. Not sure what Draymond is watching. 

Fuck Draymond but I will give him a little credit saying for the guys on the losing team from the first game their all-star game is over.   And while I dont think this format will last, the all-star records cant be reached.   Then again they were completely skewed over the last couple yrs when they played absolutely no defense.

This one is weird because one team is trying to show off and the other is desperately trying to keep it close. 

I like the new format but it needs some tweaking. 

The young guys are playing 5 on 8 here because Steph just got clobbered and the ref just shrugged and smiled.

Whole lotta love is certainly a choice for a Nike girl power commercial 

Also these rosters don't make any sense. The "world" team has Jokic, Wemby and Giannis. The OG team's big is... KD?

Chuck is saving the commentary lol. 

This is getting a little silly. Don't put your finger on the scale lmao. 

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Haha, KD got absolutely raked

feel kenny GIF

Yeah they have some kinks they need to work out. 

This next one should be fun but the OGs team doesn't have a center. They might get smacked. 

2 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Star Trek GIF

They're just reminding me how much I hate the Warriors. 

Is that En Vouge? It really doesn’t crack, does it? 

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