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8 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

The Thunder, talented as they are and with having the likely MVP, do not really worry me if the Lakers can advance three rounds. Very tall task to make it that far for the Purple and Gold, but watching the Thunder they just give off a 2007 Mavs vibe. Holmgren has such a high skill level yet is Charmin soft at times.

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5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Does Luka play tomorrow? The Lakers are up 1.5 games on the Nuggets with 3 to go. 

Nvm*

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4 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

If this was the NFL we'd be assuming CTE at this point. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

It's a game suspension unless they rescind it. 

Awesome. Luka missing the Dallas Homecoming Game because of technicals is so on brand. 

Jeff Van Gundy as a dark horse candidate for Denver.

He's been back on the sidelines this year and has success coaching famous bigs.

And he knows how to hang onto a big!

 

 

I'll die a Van Gundy brothers fan.

Both those fuckers should team up in Denver.

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Awesome. Luka missing the Dallas Homecoming Game because of technicals is so on brand. 

No I had it wrong - let me correct myself. Suspension is only certain circumstances. My bad.

How the fuck did Minny blow that?

I can summarize it pretty easily

Up 24, Trent jr hits an and1 3 and 2 easy baskets quick 8-0 run cut it to 16.

They start believing, hit more 3s and we react as if we’ve never seen a 2-3 zone tonight. About 6 terrible turnovers in clutch time with lazy passes.

You know when you blow it open, lose a little momentum and it completely avalanches on your ass ? That happened

Don't know if anyone else saw that Jaylen Wells fall in the Grizzlies game but that didn't look good. Got undercut on a dunk attempt and literally fell on his face and was taken off on a stretcher. Hope dude is ok. 

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Did they really eject Luka for talking to a fan?  

 

Apparently so. I would imagine it gets rescinded. The official who ejected him for that should probably go ref some rec league ball. You should never get ejected when it is a fan who starts these interactions.

8 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I would imagine it gets rescinded. 

It has to, right?  I just watched about 5 angles of it, and that ref is doing WAY too much.  No way that gets upheld, especially w/ the league hyping the shit out of that game tonight.

9 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Don't know if anyone else saw that Jaylen Wells fall in the Grizzlies game but that didn't look good. Got undercut on a dunk attempt and literally fell on his face and was taken off on a stretcher. Hope dude is ok. 

Really surprised that only a broken wrist came from that.  Would have thought he might have a broken orbital.  Scary af.

10 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Is there a way Joker can land on the Lakers?

Yes. 

6 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Is there a way Joker can land on the Lakers?

Fuck you

I’m actually rooting for the Mavs tonight. My hatred of the Lakers has gradually increased every year of the LeBron Era, and if the Mavs win the Rockets clinch a guaranteed lottery pick via the Suns being eliminated from the postseason. 

53 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m actually rooting for the Mavs tonight. My hatred of the Lakers has gradually increased every year of the LeBron Era, and if the Mavs win the Rockets clinch a guaranteed lottery pick via the Suns being eliminated from the postseason. 

"Actually?" I don't think I've rooted for the Lakers over either Texas team ever. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

GD, Dallas hates Nico. 

Don't worry I hate that stupid fuck, too.

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Crowd chanting "Fire Nico."  Hardy har har.....

 Can security eject a whole stadium? 

oh these will be some loud fire nico chants for lukas free throws here..

 

edit nevermind. 

Edited by MNLonghornFUKM

Is it normal for AD to sit for 30 minutes at a time? These Dallas rotations are odd. 
AD is a fucking clown.
9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:
Is it normal for AD to sit for 30 minutes at a time? These Dallas rotations are odd. 

AD is a fucking clown.

Less than 6 minutes left in the 4th, game is well with reach, and AD is sitting.

Dallas realizes they need to win another game right? 

14 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

You almost nailed it

He's too much of an uncommitted, fat-fuck to put up 50 in a game. Loser will have to settle for 45.

Warriors -17.5 just blew a crucial one to the Spurs. 

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Outscored 38 to 23 in the 4Q.

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10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Warriors -17.5 just blew a crucial one to the Spurs. 

Michael Jordan Lol GIF

Outscored 38 to 23 in the 4Q.

The Spurs bench scored 50 points! 
Jimmy Butler had 17 free throws. 

Barnes with the dagger at Oracle, lol I love to see the Warriors lose. 

 

 

LOL GS

Nobody wants that 6 seed I guess. Minnesota @ Memphis tomorrow will probably settle who the first play in team of.

Minny wins = very likely 49 wins with Utah and Brooklyn coming up at home. A Minnesota loss almost cements us as a play in with 48 max wins

Memphis with loss plays at Denver next night-probable loss which puts them at 48 max wins

Clippers have 2 tough games left, at Sacramento and the big one at GS.

I’m gonna predict this is how it’ll play out
1) OKC 2)HOU 3)LAL 4)DEN 5)LAC 6)MIN 7)GS 8)MEM

I think MN wins post Milwaukee debacle game vs Memphis and Denver beats grizz the next game. And then LAC win the do or die game vs GS.

If GS wins their next game at Portland & LAC wins at sac, GS beats LAC we could have a 3 way tiebreaker @49 wins decided by head to head. Min 4-3, GS 4-4, LAC 3-4

First domino falls tomorrow night


Denver and clippers get huge break with Houston probably resting their team from here on out. Maybe Houston’s starters play a quarter or two in their final game against nuggs.

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

LOL GS

You're welcome Minny bro 😉

25 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

lol I love to see the Warriors lose. 

I mean God don't we all. 2nd only to seeing the Lakers lose. 

Pro sports man…that’s why I don’t bet on games besides brackets and bowl pick em on surly. Anything can happen. Spurs are still a team littered with professional players that have future contracts to play for. One of the most dangerous combinations for a team favored in the game and can get caught sleepwalking. Almost burned us the other night against Philly

2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I know it’s a fluid situation but as of right now the lakers would play Memphis in round 1 and possibly Houston or the warriors in round 2

If it started today 

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3 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Hey! I already made this joke. 

4 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I know it’s a fluid situation but as of right now the lakers would play Memphis in round 1 and possibly Houston or the warriors in round 2

As bunched up as it is, some of the games on Sunday will matter.  I think they all play at 2:30 CST, too.

OKC has secured home court throughout the entire playoffs.  Cleveland #2.

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