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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper

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Striking fear into the hearts of the opponents with the Branham/Collins pick-and-roll I see. 

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That lineup was such dogshit. The kind of stuff that Sochan would help prevent. 

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  • DToro
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    Tough day. I. covered the Spurs from 1996-2014. I saw the franchise, which had always been on the cusp of getting the crown, but never getting over the hump, as runner-up. Losing to the Washington in

  • C-Man
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    I knew this day was coming sooner than later. It's still hard. IMO, Pop is the greatest NBA coach/executive of all time. (Spare me the Red Auerbach/Phil Jackson talk today.) I'm sure I've told th

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This isn’t exactly the most intense defense I’ve ever seen from either team, but Vic has 21 points in 9 minutes. 

Any reason there are so few fans other than it being Washington? Kind of a disappointing turnout.

Branham was a -15 in 5 mins.

We've been tortured enough already for fuck's sake. I don't care if he had a nice jam he's undersized and can't play defense or point guard. Unless he starts scoring like Lou Will or Jamal Crawford the experiment needs to end. 

67 at half to the worst offensive team in the league.

Nice work guys. 

This is the perfect example of a game where Sochan being out is killing us. We aren't playing with any intensity or grit and letting the worst team in the league do whatever they want on O. 

Fortunately they are shitty enough that we should still be able to BS our way to a win. Need a run to get some separation. 

Also Wemby might go for 50.

7 minutes ago, hornfan785 said:

Wemby is putting on a show tonight

He's probably looking around at the rest of the team like "Um, hey, you guys realize these dudes have no fucking game, right?".

That's a foul but I love that transition D from Castle. Take a chance - see what the ref calls - and make him earn it from the line if you pick up a whistle.

And he misses both! LOL

Fuck me this kid has some special potential. 

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Just now, hornfan785 said:

Jesus Christ, Wemby!

That was fucked up. Logo three and then on the floor for the steal. Just stupid. 

Well he could hit 50 easy but now we're up 21.

Put Branham and Collins back in for 90 seconds WAS will get it down to 8.

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Put Branham and Collins back in for 90 seconds WAS will get it down to 8.

LOL what did I say. 

"Washington hanging around still"

Yeah they're playing 4 on 5 on O.

That was a nice runner he hit though. 

Not only did Wemby put up 50 - we have a little squad going - boys.

We were 15th in net rating coming in to tonight (a spot ahead of the pinche Lakers).

We'll see where this game winds up but it will likely keep that # going in the right direction. 

Would love to make a little noise in the play-in. 

Also I hate how right I was about putting ZC and Branham back in. Holy shit those guys suck.

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That's not a foul. Bad, late whistle by that chick. Ball is out of JoVal's hands before any of the contact.

What I don't understand about challenges - why is the person that made the shitty call allowed to sit there and defend it. Leave it to the other 2 refs and maybe a league rep sitting in a booth somewhere. 

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I love Jeremy so fucking much.

Put that loser Poole in his place. 

 

 

lol at Sochan in street clothes trying to get involved in that little scuffle, and then laughing about it.

1 minute ago, hornfan785 said:

lol at Sochan in street clothes trying to get involved in that little scuffle, and then laughing about it.

Draymond comp +1

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Wizards can fuck all the way off with that challenge.

Seriously that's fucking bush league.

CP is so perfect for this team, honestly. Him talking shit after they lose that challenge while draining 2 throws is *chef's kiss*.

Now this timeout? Yeah there's some salty ass behavior happening here. Embarrassing.

Branham finishes with a -22 in a 9 point win in 13 minutes.

Meanwhile Wesley is a +9 in 13 minutes. 

Can anyone explain what's going on to me because this is turning into one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen an NBA team continue to double-down on. Is the dude playing like fucking Kobe in practice? Did he get a copy of the Epstein list with a bunch of Spurs execs on it? 

He's kind of a crafty scorer but isn't great from 3 and can't play a motherfucking lick of defense. Let alone run an NBA offense.

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So apparently 50 points in 26 minutes is the fastest 50 in NBA history.

I take back everything I said about his conditioning and shot selection. I think he’s going to work out alright. 

Big game tonight, fellas. At least - as big as they can be in November.

Lakers -3.5 which I think is a tad high after we just covered twice at home - also considering we are above them in both SRS (12th vs. 15th) and net rtg (14th vs. 16th) on the season. I'm not used to having a bang-average NBA team - it's been awhile.

Just need to weather whatever horrible lineups we come up with involving Branham and/or ZC. Really wish we would give Wesley and Mamu/Bassey respectively more run in those guys' stead but what do I know I'm just some asshole on the internet. 

I know people don't like the courts for the in season tourney but.....this is pretty gorg. I love our color scheme options.

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56 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Big game tonight, fellas. At least - as big as they can be in November.

Lakers -3.5 which I think is a tad high after we just covered twice at home - also considering we are above them in both SRS (12th vs. 15th) and net rtg (14th vs. 16th) on the season. I'm not used to having a bang-average NBA team - it's been awhile.

Just need to weather whatever horrible lineups we come up with involving Branham and/or ZC. Really wish we would give Wesley and Mamu/Bassey respectively more run in those guys' stead but what do I know I'm just some asshole on the internet. 

It's probably too early in the season for the SRS and Net Rtg numbers to really mean anything, but there's no doubt the Spurs are improved. I've only watched the Lakers sporadically. They seem to be running some more diverse stuff on offense. The defense seems to have taken a step back.

If Vic can keep shooting 50% on high volume three's, I like our chances. His battle with the brow last year had some great moments both ways. It will be a good measuring stick for him. Should be a fun one outside of the Lebron/Chris Paul lovefest and as long as it doesn't devolve into a three point chucking / 130+ point game.

22 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It's probably too early in the season for the SRS and Net Rtg numbers to really mean anything, but there's no doubt the Spurs are improved. I've only watched the Lakers sporadically. They seem to be running some more diverse stuff on offense. The defense seems to have taken a step back.

If Vic can keep shooting 50% on high volume three's, I like our chances. His battle with the brow last year had some great moments both ways. It will be a good measuring stick for him. Should be a fun one outside of the Lebron/Chris Paul lovefest and as long as it doesn't devolve into a three point chucking / 130+ point game.

I watched the Lakers run a backdoor screen action in their first game and wanted to give JJ COTY, lol

5 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

I know people don't like the courts for the in season tourney but.....this is pretty gorg. I love our color scheme options.

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That's a horrible fucking shot KJ. Never change. 

Castle can ball. 
 

he doesn’t look or play like a rookie 

Just now, ztejas said:

That's a horrible fucking shot KJ. Never change. 

The worse. 
 

It’s as if thinks he’ll never get the ball again. So he shoots out of desperation 

Dumb challenge. They aren't reversing that against LeBron. 

Rookie HC move there. 

Similar to last game. Great start and then we get lazy and the lineups get worse and we give it right back. 

Lakers maul Wemby, play on. Spurs play defense …foul…breathe….foul…blink…foul. 

K so... what's Sochan's timeline?

Jfc. I think a spilled bucket of popcorn would play better D than Branham.

Malaki Branham has jogged back on transition three consecutive trips. The old ass Lakers are running the Spurs off the court.

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4 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Malaki Branham has jogged back on transition three consecutive trips. The old ass Lakers are running the Spurs off the court.

At least he's shown some scoring ability this season so he isn't a massive minus on both ends of the floor.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

At least he's shown some scoring ability this season so he isn't a massive minus on both ends of the floor.

Not tonight. Dude is totally lost.on defense (without any offense). 

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LOL I was going to make the same comment that RJ just did.

One of Castle/DV needs to change their hair because it keeps taking me a couple seconds to figure out who has the ball. 

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