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With Limp Bizkit blasting out the windows. 

And he circles the local high school every afternoon to honk at the underage girls.

 

#2

Brent Venables kicked Moo Deng.

(I'm hip, I'm with it. Takka takka takka takka)

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Brent Venables was asked his thoughts about Beirut.  He said, "Best damn baseball player ever."

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Brent Venables thinks college football games need more commercials

#6

Brent Venables wants to steal a stack of VX poison gas rockets and hole up in Alcatraz.

#20

Brent Venables treats objects like women.

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#24

Brent Venables fervently believes that the only cleavage that should be allowed in public is plumber's crack.

 

#28

Don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but it says on Brent Venables's chart that he's fucked up, talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

#30

Brent Venables thinks Brian Bosworth deserved an academy award.

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#31

Brent Venables loves the Hollywood trend of remaking funny old movies and thinks they should re-do Caddyshack with Melissa McCarthy as Judge Smalls and Leslie Jones as Carl Spackler.

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#35
1 minute ago, locodos said:

Brent Venables takes off his shoes and socks before entering public restrooms

While babbling about his stonks on his cell phone.

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Brent venables goes through the 10 items or less line with a shopping cart full of stuff then pays for it with a check. 

#41

Bob Stoops taught young Brent Venables about the birds and the bees.  Brent had no idea that birds had such big dicks.  

#45

Brent Venables hogs all of the baby oil in the freak offs. 

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