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With Limp Bizkit blasting out the windows. 

And he circles the local high school every afternoon to honk at the underage girls.

 

Brent Venables kicked Moo Deng.

(I'm hip, I'm with it. Takka takka takka takka)

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Brent Venables was asked his thoughts about Beirut.  He said, "Best damn baseball player ever."

Brent Venables enjoyed watching The Golden Bachelor.

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Brent Venables thinks college football games need more commercials

Brent Venables wants to steal a stack of VX poison gas rockets and hole up in Alcatraz.

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Brent Venables is eating the dogs and cats in Springfield, Ohio.

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Bent Venables is a sperm burping gutterslut.

(did I do this right?)

Brent Venables freezes his wife's discharge so she can peg him with it 

Brent Venables feels strongly that this game just means more now that both teams are in the sec.

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Brent Venables thinks Real Metallica started with the Black Album.

Brent Venables treats objects like women.

18 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables freezes his wife's discharge so she can peg him with it 

What the fuck?

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Brent Venables fervently believes that the only cleavage that should be allowed in public is plumber's crack.

 

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Brent Venables posts in Cloak Room

Brent Venables leaves his empty shopping cart in the lot instead of returning it to the cart corral.

Don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but it says on Brent Venables's chart that he's fucked up, talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Brent Venables watches loud videos at restaurants without headphones.

Brent Venables coined the phrase "my sweet summer child."

Brent Venables thinks Brian Bosworth deserved an academy award.

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Brent Venables loves the Hollywood trend of remaking funny old movies and thinks they should re-do Caddyshack with Melissa McCarthy as Judge Smalls and Leslie Jones as Carl Spackler.

Brent Venables favorite movie is Signs.

Brent Venables doesn't believe in NIL PfP

Brent Venables takes off his shoes and socks before entering public restrooms

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1 minute ago, locodos said:

Brent Venables takes off his shoes and socks before entering public restrooms

While babbling about his stonks on his cell phone.

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Brent venables goes through the 10 items or less line with a shopping cart full of stuff then pays for it with a check. 

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Brent Venables thinks that Toby Keith could have kicked Kris Kristofferson's ass.

Bob Stoops taught young Brent Venables about the birds and the bees.  Brent had no idea that birds had such big dicks.  

Brent Venables likes presidential election years.

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Brent Venables thinks Kevin Mar is a good referee. 

Brent Venables hogs all of the baby oil in the freak offs. 

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Brent Venables has only seen The Godfather Part III, which he refers to as "the good one". 

 

Brent Venables submitted Dusty Dvoracek’s medical redshirt application for alcoholism

Brent Venables posts Cloak Room content in Daily Texan threads

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