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#152

Brent Venables thinks AI generated Aggie pictures are hilarious. 

#156

Brent Venables wears flip flops on the plane, but kicks them off when he puts his foot up on the arm rest in front of him so he can "let the toesies breathe"

#157
9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Brent Venables hands out raisins at Halloween.

Brent Venables puts raisins in his potato salad 

#162

Brent Venables sends cute pictures of cats to all his contacts.

#165

Brent Venables uses an apostrophe every time he adds an s to a word. 

#166
46 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Brent Venables gets gas on the wrong side at Costco.

Brent Venables leaves his car at the pump after filling up to just run in real quick and grab av couple things at Costco. 

#167
54 minutes ago, nnm said:

Brent Venables sends cute pictures of cats to all his contacts.

if that's wrong i don't wanna be right

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Scout, meet Surly. Surly, meet Scout.

#168

Brent Venables is not a cat person. Brent Venables is not a dog person. Brent Venables doesn't like birds or reptiles, either. Brent Venables doesn't like animals.

#173

Battered Volvo drives in the MoPac express lane but carefully paces the cars in the free lanes and is diligent about braking as soon as they brake.

#174
7 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Battered Volvo drives in the MoPac express lane but carefully paces the cars in the free lanes and is diligent about braking as soon as they brake.

That's some damn funny autocorrect (I assume)

#175
2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Brent Venables wears flip flops on the plane, but kicks them off when he puts his foot up on the arm rest in front of him so he can "let the toesies breathe"

while dipping

#176

 

Brent Venables looks like Skeletor after a visit with Nurse Ratched in One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest. 

#179

Brent Venables would like to know if you'd like copies of The Watchtower.

At 6AM.

On Saturday.

#183
2 hours ago, billy_bats said:

Brent Venables drives like old people fuck.

He drives once or twice a decade?

#186

Brent Venables will eagerly steal signs from another team or the pen with the big plastic flower attached to it from the checkout counter, but doesn't want a poke badly enough to cheat for one.

#188

Whenever a natural disaster occurs, Brent Venables can be depended upon to pull into town with a horse trailer loaded with expired groceries and baby formula to sell for a 2000% markup.

#190
29 minutes ago, brown water said:

Brent Venables vacations in College Station Norman

FIFY

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#191

Brent Venables could not understand why other boys in his elementary school kept talking about Star Wars after so many months when Fonzi had just jumped the shark on TV.

#192

Steve Sarkisian gets out of the car in the school pick up line and insists on doing it himself. 

#195

When he was in the fourth grade, right before a test Brent Venables replaced a classmate's #2 pencils with #1 pencils, just because that classmate was "different." 

#197
5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

brent venables pees with his pants all the way down

 

9 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Brent Venables lights his own farts with a blow torch.

Wait now I think I like him

#200

Brent Venables eats the cream frosting out of Oreos and then puts the two cookie pieces back together & shoves them into the container.*

 

* My buddy's wife (no pics) actually does this. 

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