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#201

Brent Venables lets his dog shit in your yard without picking it up.

Brent Venables takes notes while looking at the "Pics of Parking Douche Baggery" thread.

20 hours ago, Bookman said:

Brett Venables colored all the books in the OU library. 

Username checks.

#212

Brent Venables jumps up as soon as the plane stops and rushes to the front to be the first off.

#214

Brent Venables takes dance lessons from Mack Brown, and is slowly mustering the courage to break his new moves out in the locker room postgame like Mack does.

#217

Bart Vaginables thinks the song "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette illustrates excellent examples of irony.

#220

Battered Volvo blasts the Village People throughout the neighborhood at 5AM.

#223
2 hours ago, Bookman said:

Brent Venables still listens to 50 Cent on his zune

I think this is more likely...

#227
37 minutes ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian still measures himself before getting in line for a roller coaster. 

I admire your approach to this thread.

#230

Brent Venables doesn't understand why the drivers behind him at the green light start honking when he's just trying to finish a couple of texts real quick.

#234

Brent Venables flies coach just so he can take his shoes off and put his knees up into the back of the seat in front of him. 

#237
On 10/1/2024 at 8:14 AM, TexArcher said:

With Limp Bizkit blasting out the windows. 

And he circles the local high school every afternoon to honk at the underage girls.

 

 

Lulz.

#240

Steve Sarkisian thinks the OU-Texas game should be played at Jerry’s world. Said he just doesn’t get the big deal about the Cotton Bowl.

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#241

Some of you dumb motherfuckers don't understand how this thread works, and you suck, and also eat some shit.

#243
23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Some of you dumb motherfuckers don't understand how this thread works, and you suck, and also eat some shit.

☝️

 

 

#246

Brent Venables uses the handicap stall in public restrooms because he likes the extra room to take his pants off when he sits to pee.

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