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Brent Venables will only refer to them as breakfast burritos.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Brent venables goes through the 10 items or less line with a shopping cart full of stuff then pays for it with a check. 

And doesn’t start writing that check until all 96 items are bagged. 
Then balances his checkbook before moving his loaded cart.

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Brent Venables looks for the warmest seat in a truck stop bathroom.

Brent Venables took out South Austin’s Mom for a nice seafood dinner and didn’t call her again. 

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1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables favorite BBQ place is Dickey's 

Brent Venables repeats posts in the Brent Venables thread.  

1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables favorite BBQ place is Dickey's 

Venables' favorite everything is dickey.

Brent Venables steals toothpaste from Walgreens

41 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Brent Venables celebrates hauk tua

You are doing it wrong

3 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables freezes his wife's discharge so she can peg him with it 

that's gross even by MY standards

 

Brent Venables makes cash contributions to Hamas and ISIS

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Brent Venables reps futureman’s posts.

Brent Venables quotes futureman's posts and replies, "What he said!"

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brent venables stops the microwave before the timer goes off and then leaves it there after he takes his food out

Brent Venables favorite play is Stomp. The poster looks like OU jerseys with that Jordan logo.

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Brent Venables has a bent carrot.

 

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Brent Venables thinks Bob Stoops doesn’t fancy male genetalia enough.  

Steve Sarkisian runs the rope through the back windows when tying things to the top of his car. 

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Steve Sarkisian calls dibs on these fries before anyone can throw them out. 

Brent Venables' favorite sportswriter is Curt Bowels.

And, his favorite 9.95er is Ketch.

Burnt Vegetables claps when the airplane lands.

Burt Vulnerables brings his own ranch dressing to restaurants. 

Bryant Venereals asks the DJ to play "Cotton-Eyed Joe" at weddings.

 

16 minutes ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian runs the rope through the back windows when tying things to the top of his car. 

 

10 minutes ago, Constant said:

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Steve Sarkisian calls dibs on these fries before anyone can throw them out. 

Asking Nicely Star Trek GIF

brent venables' favorite scene in the Star Wars franchise is when Leia aggressively kisses Luke in the Hoth hospital

Steve Sarkisian serves his guests Mission tortillas. 

Venables dresses up like skeletor for Halloween but doesn’t need a mask 

Brent Venables isn't allowed within 500 feet of an animal shelter. 

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

brent venables stops the microwave before the timer goes off and then leaves it there after he takes his food out

200.webp

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Brent Venables mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.

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Brent Venables regularly uses the words tuddy, wifey, natty, hubby and fur baby in conversation.

23 minutes ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian serves his guests Mission tortillas. 

Brent Venables serves his guests picante sauce made in New Jersey

Brent Venables cooks the rice at the student dining halls at UC Merced

 

(seriously how do you fuck up RICE so badly? literally just add water and cook...)

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Steve Sarkisian has his ceiling fans spinning in the wrong direction. 

Venebles licks the dogs butthole to get the taste out of his mouth 

Brent Venables has never stopped using the Budweiser commercial "wassssup" as greeting and still finds it hilarious every time.

37 minutes ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:

Brent Venables regularly uses the words tuddy, wifey, natty, hubby and fur baby in conversation.

Then hits the celly on the way out the door

2 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Brent Venables took out South Austin’s Mom for a nice seafood dinner and didn’t call her again. 

I mean, half of Surly does that.

Brent Venables eats his own dingleberries.

Brent Venables thinks Graham Harmon is an outstanding sports journalist.

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