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Brent Venables bet on baseball. 

Brent Venables calls his wife wifey and his kids the littles. 

1 hour ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian has his ceiling fans spinning in the wrong direction. 

Brent Venables believes in Fan Death

Bert Venables shortens each practice by 30 mins so he has more time to search for bags of dicks left behind by Bobby.

Brent V uses Limburger cheese as breath mint. 
 

Brent V misuses your and you’re. 

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Brent Venables cuddles with Bob Stoops while they watch terrible hallmark rom-coms on his days off. 

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Brent venables flirts with the special needs grocery baggers at HEB when he’s grocery shopping.  Wait scratch that, Brent venables thinks Randall’s is a better grocery store than HEB. 

Steve Sark eats his boogers on live tv! Oh wait 

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Brent Venables serves his guests picante sauce made in New Jersey

 

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Brent Venables loosens the tops of salt shakers at Denny's

Brent Venables never made it to the Big 12 Championship. 

Brent Venables is winless in meaningless bowl games 

Brent Venables dropped his sammich on the stall floor at Buccee's, and then picked it up and ate it anyway because Buccees is famous for its clean restrooms.

Brent Venables plays his scratch off tickets while standing at the gas station register.

Brent Venables steals deaf people's hand signs.

Brent Venables calls his wife wifey and his kids the littles. 

I’ve never heard kids called the littles. Interesting but yea I get the rage on that.

Brent Venables orders mayo on his Whataburger. 

 

Brent Venables wore this shit 

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Brett Venables colored all the books in the OU library. 

Brent Venables got "if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down" reversed.

Brent Venables leaves his dirty dishes in the sink for you to deal with.

Brent Venables microwaves leftover fish in the lunch room.

Brent Venables won’t clean his ears with Q-tips.

I hate OU as much as the next Horn, but holy fuck, I hate the Cult 1000000000000x more!

Brent Venables admires JD Vance's smokey eye make up and wants to watch a tutorial on how to achieve it. 

Brent Venables picks the lint out of his belly button and sniffs and eats it.

1 hour ago, jetsfan76 said:

I hate OU as much as the next Horn, but holy fuck, I hate the Cult 1000000000000x more!

I was fixin to middle finger this post until I realized you weren’t talking about:

 

Brent Venables buys Ubisoft and EA games at launch

Brent Venables likes to drink compost tea he makes using Mark Mangino's towels. 

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Brent Venables buys Ubisoft and EA games at launch

He’s angry the Samurai aren’t diverse enough.  

20 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I was fixin to middle finger this post until I realized you weren’t talking about:

 

Nope, The Cult rules! The Cult from CS can die in a fire.

Brent Venables thought Water World ended too soon. 

Brent Venables thought the second Darin on bewitched was the best Darin. 

Brent Venables watched the vice presidential debate. And took notes. 

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

Brett Venables colored all the books in the OU library. 

Brent Venables then removed all the colored books from the OU library.

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