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Brent Venables thinks AI generated Aggie pictures are hilarious. 

Steve Sarkisian never rewound his vhs tapes before returning them to Blockbuster. 

Brent Venables wears flip flops on the plane, but kicks them off when he puts his foot up on the arm rest in front of him so he can "let the toesies breathe"

9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Brent Venables hands out raisins at Halloween.

Brent Venables puts raisins in his potato salad 

Brent Venables avoids Buccee's because the toilet seats are too clean for him 

Brent Venables sends cute pictures of cats to all his contacts.

Brent Venables hosts his own version of PDiddys white party's and freak offs for the high dollar rollers in Norman 

Brent Venables uses an apostrophe every time he adds an s to a word. 

46 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Brent Venables gets gas on the wrong side at Costco.

Brent Venables leaves his car at the pump after filling up to just run in real quick and grab av couple things at Costco. 

54 minutes ago, nnm said:

Brent Venables sends cute pictures of cats to all his contacts.

if that's wrong i don't wanna be right

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Scout, meet Surly. Surly, meet Scout.

Brent Venables is not a cat person. Brent Venables is not a dog person. Brent Venables doesn't like birds or reptiles, either. Brent Venables doesn't like animals.

14 minutes ago, billy_bats said:

Brent Venables drives like old people fuck.

He has a chauffeur?

Battered Volvo drives in the MoPac express lane but carefully paces the cars in the free lanes and is diligent about braking as soon as they brake.

7 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Battered Volvo drives in the MoPac express lane but carefully paces the cars in the free lanes and is diligent about braking as soon as they brake.

That's some damn funny autocorrect (I assume)

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Brent Venables wears flip flops on the plane, but kicks them off when he puts his foot up on the arm rest in front of him so he can "let the toesies breathe"

while dipping

 

Brent Venables looks like Skeletor after a visit with Nurse Ratched in One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest. 

brent venables pees with his pants all the way down

Brent Venables is ass, my dude.

Brent Venables would like to know if you'd like copies of The Watchtower.

At 6AM.

On Saturday.

Brent Venables is a vegan crossfitter.

Brent Venables still can’t beat Bob Stoops in the annual Norman dick eat-off

2 hours ago, billy_bats said:

Brent Venables drives like old people fuck.

He drives once or twice a decade?

Brent Venables will eagerly steal signs from another team or the pen with the big plastic flower attached to it from the checkout counter, but doesn't want a poke badly enough to cheat for one.

Brent Venables offers you a White Claw when you ask for a beer.

 

Whenever a natural disaster occurs, Brent Venables can be depended upon to pull into town with a horse trailer loaded with expired groceries and baby formula to sell for a 2000% markup.

29 minutes ago, brown water said:

Brent Venables vacations in College Station Norman

FIFY

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Brent Venables could not understand why other boys in his elementary school kept talking about Star Wars after so many months when Fonzi had just jumped the shark on TV.

Steve Sarkisian gets out of the car in the school pick up line and insists on doing it himself. 

When he was in the fourth grade, right before a test Brent Venables replaced a classmate's #2 pencils with #1 pencils, just because that classmate was "different." 

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

brent venables pees with his pants all the way down

 

9 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Brent Venables lights his own farts with a blow torch.

Wait now I think I like him

Brent Venables gets daiquiris from the Eskimo Hut...

Brent Venables licks all the seasoning off pork rinds then puts the bag back in the cabinet for his wife and kids to enjoy

Brent Venables eats the cream frosting out of Oreos and then puts the two cookie pieces back together & shoves them into the container.*

 

* My buddy's wife (no pics) actually does this. 

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