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Brent Venables lets his dog shit in your yard without picking it up.

Brent Venables takes notes while looking at the "Pics of Parking Douche Baggery" thread.

20 hours ago, Bookman said:

Brett Venables colored all the books in the OU library. 

Username checks.

Brent Venables just hopes that both teams have fun.

When his items don't ring up correctly at the register, Brent Venables loves to say "I guess that means it's free!"

After Tennessee beat OU, Josh Heupel asked Brent Venables "How does my ass taste?"  Brent smirked because he already knew.  

Brent Venables believes the most storied family for college football QBs is Thompson.

Brent Venables eats snickers upside down so he can feel the chocolate veins on his tongue

Brent venables steals the gum out kids baseball card packs when they aren’t looking 

Brent venables thinks orange slices at half time are indeed a good idea

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Brent Venables jumps up as soon as the plane stops and rushes to the front to be the first off.

Brent Venables takes dance lessons from Mack Brown, and is slowly mustering the courage to break his new moves out in the locker room postgame like Mack does.

Steve Sarkisian thinks Hollywood is doing a pretty good job with remakes. 

Brent Venables still listens to 50 Cent on his iPod. 

Bart Vaginables thinks the song "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette illustrates excellent examples of irony.

Brent Venables asked Lincoln Riley for his brisket recipe

 

Steve Sarkisian thinks the reply in football games doesn’t take long enough. 

Battered Volvo blasts the Village People throughout the neighborhood at 5AM.

Brent Venables watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

Brent Venables doesn't like Tex Mex because "cilantro tastes like soap."

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

Brent Venables still listens to 50 Cent on his zune

I think this is more likely...

Steve Sarkisian still measures himself before getting in line for a roller coaster. 

Brent Venables is disappointed he never got invited to one of Diddy's freakoffs.

37 minutes ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian still measures himself before getting in line for a roller coaster. 

I admire your approach to this thread.

Brent Venables doesn't understand why the drivers behind him at the green light start honking when he's just trying to finish a couple of texts real quick.

Brent Venables blames his dog for his farts.

Brent Venables tightens the lids on jars at the grocery store. 

Brent Venables flies coach just so he can take his shoes off and put his knees up into the back of the seat in front of him. 

Brent Venables buys out the front row of the New Kids on the Block reunion tour. 

Brent venables puts his cast iron pan in the dish washer

On 10/1/2024 at 8:14 AM, TexArcher said:

With Limp Bizkit blasting out the windows. 

And he circles the local high school every afternoon to honk at the underage girls.

 

 

Lulz.

Steve Sarkisian thinks the OU-Texas game should be played at Jerry’s world. Said he just doesn’t get the big deal about the Cotton Bowl.

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Some of you dumb motherfuckers don't understand how this thread works, and you suck, and also eat some shit.

BV wears his hat backwards in case a dick sucking opportunity suddenly arises

23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Some of you dumb motherfuckers don't understand how this thread works, and you suck, and also eat some shit.

☝️

 

 

Brent Venables uses the handicap stall in public restrooms because he likes the extra room to take his pants off when he sits to pee.

Brent Venables started a Hate thread about South Carolina on the OU message boards today.

Burnt Vegetables sneaks into ladies restrooms and puts all the seats up. 

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