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7 hours ago, 77horn said:

Brent Venables asked Lincoln Riley for his brisket recipe

 

And gave him that mountain man yes look when he saw liquid smoke in the recipe. 

Brent Venables sneaks up behind friends and puts his hands over their eyes and says "Guess whooooo it is!" when he shows up to parties

Brent Venables pumps his gas while blaring Luke Bryan with his windows down. 

Brent Venables thinks the games against UofH, Tulane, and LSU also are the Red River Showdown.

Brent Venables corrects people and says, “pig in a blanket,” whenever they say the word kolache.

Brent Venables thinks Whataburger is vastly improved after that outfit in Chicago took it over.

Brent Venables just hopes that both teams have fun.
So Bert is Mack? I suspected..
14 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Jesus Christ make this stop.

Brent Venables wants this thread to stop

Brent Venables gives back to his community by visiting elementary schools and reading holiday stories to kindergartners each year.

He always ends his visits by telling the excited kids that their parents are lying to them because Santa isn't real and neither is that damn elf on the shelf.

Brent Venables is so fucking dumb he thinks that left lane on the freeway is the fast lane...  IT'S THE FUCKING PASSING LANE!!!

 

And Telsa generally means Don't Know How to Fucking Drive!

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15 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Jesus Christ make this stop.

Is what Brent Venables said when a girl touched his pee-pee at summer camp that one time.

 

When Brent Venables is on vacay, he dreams of scoring enough Tuddies to win a Natty.

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4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Brent Venables prefers In N Out over Whataburger 

he has a good point sometimes

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Is what Brent Venables said when a girl @StassneyHorn touched his pee-pee at summer camp that one time.

 

Fixed

Steve Sarkisian complains at Mexican restaurants that don’t give you free queso.

Brent Venables loves to go on opposing team’s message boards. He uses aliases like “Pdawg” “Ptuddy” “NuffSaid” “NattyDawg”.

To save time, he uses ChatGPT to come up with content.
13 hours ago, orangebird said:

Brent Venables thinks Whataburger is vastly improved after that outfit in Chicago took it over.

It is

Brent Venables doesn't know the words to "boomer sooner"

On 10/3/2024 at 3:21 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Jesus Christ make this stop.

hi brent

 

5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

It is

I said, HI BRENT!

28 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Brent Venables is the type of guy who eats a hot dog with his ass

Not sure about that, but I am damn sure he puts Mayo on his glizzy. 
 

Also looks like he trolls target bathrooms.

And he also puts beans in his chili!

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

Not sure about that

Brent Venables is the type of guy who eats a hot dog with his ass, unless that hot dog belongs to TejasPedro

Brent Venables has been watching some stuff on YouTube lately that the mainstream is trying to bury and thinks you should really open your eyes and do your own research.

Brent Venables thinks every college should have male cheerleaders.

brent venables thinks you can avenge a playoff loss in the regular season

BV recycles toothpaste.

BV takes his family to the DMV for picnics.

BV bet on Pete Rose to make the HoF.

BV thinks 'Ol Yellar is a comedy.

BV makes a game plan for the bye week.

....and finally.....you can't spell cocksucker without Brent Venerables.  

BV is an extreme cheapskate, hoarder, and couponer, who does things like reuse floss and berate cashiers, When concerned family members staged an interventionat his house, they discovered there was a room for reused toilet paper. The cat room was not accessible by humans. One couldnt approach the house without level A biosuits. The intervention failed when Venables chased family members and social services out of his property.

If BV gets fired they could hire Heupel. That fat fuck looks like he gets paid in enchiladas and Dairy Queen. A walking heart attack with clothes from a tent maker. 

Steve Sarkisian leaves his headlights on while at the drive-in movies. 

2 hours ago, scottsins said:

BV thinks Derel is the best.

He also LOVES Submart.

nice try submart

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