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#301
On 10/4/2024 at 8:41 PM, TejasPedro said:

Not sure about that, but I am damn sure he puts Mayo on his glizzy. 
 

Also looks like he trolls target bathrooms.

And he also puts beans in his chili!

I guarantee you that MFer puts tomatoes in his gumbo.

#304
On 10/5/2024 at 7:36 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

BV is a bitch ass pussy who…

 

 

 

wears a nice hat.

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That's cute and all. 

But Brent Venables has never won a conference trophy 

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#305
15 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

That's cute and all. 

But Brent Venables has never won a conference trophy 

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I was told those are worthless for a couple decades.  And to be fair, when either of us made it to the playoffs that was proven correct.  
Anyways, enjoy your 5 TD win.  I’ll be on a boat Saturday missing this one.  Should be clear in Miami post hurricane by then.  If not, I’d rather sit in the rain than watch another 49-0.  

#306
18 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I was told those are worthless for a couple decades.  And to be fair, when either of us made it to the playoffs that was proven correct.  
Anyways, enjoy your 5 TD win.  I’ll be on a boat Saturday missing this one.  Should be clear in Miami post hurricane by then.  If not, I’d rather sit in the rain than watch another 49-0.  

It definitely won't be a shut out. Depending on the weirdness Texas might barely cover. 

#308
3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

It definitely won't be a shut out. Depending on the weirdness Texas might barely cover. 

I hope it’s a good game.  Just gotten older and don’t let a bunch of (well paid) kids ruin my weekends anymore.  Gave up on the Dallas Cowboys decades ago and now I care a lot less about OU… if UT wins my die hard nephews who are at an age where that shit matters a LOT will be happy.  I’m ok with that.  So good luck and enjoy.  I’m liberated.  Lol

#309
I was told those are worthless for a couple decades.  And to be fair, when either of us made it to the playoffs that was proven correct.  
Anyways, enjoy your 5 TD win.  I’ll be on a boat Saturday missing this one.  Should be clear in Miami post hurricane by then.  If not, I’d rather sit in the rain than watch another 49-0.  

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#310

Damn it I hate OU. We better do something amazing after that collapse on the last drive last season.

I feel like our pass defense is far better now, but it is time to prove it. Shut down the Sooners. Crush them. Send them home crying to their mother/sister/cousins.

#311
I hope it’s a good game.  Just gotten older and don’t let a bunch of (well paid) kids ruin my weekends anymore.  Gave up on the Dallas Cowboys decades ago and now I care a lot less about OU… if UT wins my die hard nephews who are at an age where that shit matters a LOT will be happy.  I’m ok with that.  So good luck and enjoy.  I’m liberated.  Lol
Do you have to be so fucking reasonable and shit?!?

At least tell us you're going full regard and wearing Crocs & drinking White Claw on your yacht Saturday. Give us some reason to point & laugh.
#312
1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Do you have to be so fucking reasonable and shit?!?

At least tell us you're going full regard and wearing Crocs & drinking White Claw on your yacht Saturday. Give us some reason to point & laugh.

I’ll actually post some talent as an olive branch to all…

#313

Brent Venables wears jorts and he tells the equipment staff they can take off early, just so he can sniff the jock straps at his leisure. 

#316

Brent Vulnables sent his in-laws on an all expense paid trip to Tampa.

Yesterday

 

Spoiler

For future surly archivists, Hurricane Milton is scheduled to hit Tampa head-on tomorrow

 

#317

He's the perfect coach for the Halloween season because you can imagine exactly what his skull looks like.

#322

Venables thinks Sophie made the wrong choice. 

 

Venables  thinks Sarkisian's press conferences are "hot". 

 

Venables thinks Prince Harry chose well. 

 

Venables became ousux's coach because he lost a bet. 

 

Venables totally redecorated his office after seeing the Barbie movie. 

 

 

#326
Brent Venables says on his SEC teleconference that he's never eaten anything from the fair. "I honestly have no idea what you're talking about," he says when asked about the Fletcher's Corny Dogs. What a shame.

 

#327
4 minutes ago, nnm said:
Brent Venables says on his SEC teleconference that he's never eaten anything from the fair. "I honestly have no idea what you're talking about," he says when asked about the Fletcher's Corny Dogs. What a shame.

 

can’t get the dicks out of his mouth and ears and ass! 

#328

BV stops at yellow lights.

BV starts all his jokes with "I'm not racist but..."

BV is Eskimo brothers with Anderson Cooper.

BV waters his lawn daily during stage 3 water restrictions.

#330
On 10/2/2024 at 9:08 PM, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

Brent Venables holds his burrito on both ends and eats it like corn-on-the-cob.

This one has gotten the biggest audible laugh out of me on this whole thread. 

#331
On 10/8/2024 at 2:22 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

I’ll actually post some talent as an olive branch to all…

As I recall you're married to a hot Slovakian (is there any other kind?).  Feel free to post pics of her... :)

Edited to keep on topic:

Bart Venereal thinks Slovakian women are ugly.

 

 

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#333
19 hours ago, nnm said:
Brent Venables says on his SEC teleconference that he's never eaten anything from the fair. "I honestly have no idea what you're talking about," he says when asked about the Fletcher's Corny Dogs. What a shame.

 

 

I'd say this has to be trolling, but he seems genuinely too stupid for that.

What a little bitch.

#335

Brent Venebals reads Stephen King books to cancer patients and loves holding their hands as they die, whispering *It could be worse*. Then snacks on dicks as they take their last breath. 

#338
On 10/10/2024 at 5:33 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Brent Venebals reads Stephen King books to cancer patients and loves holding their hands as they die, whispering *It could be worse*. Then snacks on dicks as they take their last breath. 

Fuck you bringing King into this.  He is an American treasure. 

#340

Brent Venables just needs a little more time to get things going in the right direction.  Hang in there, Sooners.  It might not be next season, or the one after that, but he'll get there if you give him the time.

#343
On 10/8/2024 at 2:22 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

I’ll actually post some talent as an olive branch to all…

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#344
45 minutes ago, hook me said:

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There’s some very good stories.  I’ll see what I can post.  Somewhere along the way I did a front flip into the DJ booth at space in Miami after raging 36 hrs straight.  I landed it and didn’t break my neck.  There was plenty of talent and debauchery.  Seems I missed a great game somewhere along the way.  

#345
Brent Venables just needs a little more time to get things going in the right direction.  Hang in there, Sooners.  It might not be next season, or the one after that, but he'll get there if you give him the time.

We better get our licks in now. The man knows more defensive coverages than anyone. He has recruiting connections from here to Appalachia. With any luck, he’d have a championship already.
#347
26 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


We better get our licks in now. The man knows more defensive coverages than anyone. He has recruiting connections from here to Appalachia. With any luck, he’d have a championship already.

He has 2 fewer wins than Indy, and he looks to be in a place with which he is not altogether familiar.

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