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2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Morosi is floating Willy Adames being a target to play 3rd if Bregman is gone (although he is gonna have numerous suitors).  

I wouldn't hate it.  

I like Breggy, but Adames is the better baseball player when projecting 2025-2030.

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2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Morosi is floating Willy Adames being a target to play 3rd if Bregman is gone (although he is gonna have numerous suitors).  

I wouldn't hate it.  

It seems that Adames moving to 3B is a given because that's been talked about all off-season. I agree with you, it would be a nice replacement.

5 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I like Breggy, but Adames is the better baseball player when projecting 2025-2030.

His walk rate hs improved significantly in the past two seasons. While the Ks are still high, he's got a 10%+ walk rate to balance it out.

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Wouldn'y be 2024 if we didnt have a park named after lesbians in America

Welcome to The Dike House...or Dyke if you wish

At least this year’s bobble heads should be interesting. 
 

🤔

As someone that just visited Osaka I'm all for this... hell let's start scouting some Japanese/Korean/Taiwanese players too. 

44 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Wouldn'y be 2024 if we didnt have a park named after lesbians in America

Welcome to The Dike House...or Dyke if you wish

When we finally get a WNBA team, it would be a natural fit for them to play there. 

Day Ken or Dyke in? 
The way Kalas pronounced it is the 2nd one
Day Ken or Dyke in? 

Either way, Daikon Park sounds more like a Korean pitcher prospect than a stadium name

Can we get a super cold zone for smoking hot Shooting Stars. Call it Planet  “Niptune” Copyright pending. 
 

 

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Wouldn'y be 2024 if we didnt have a park named after lesbians in America

Welcome to The Dike House...or Dyke if you wish

 

les-beans 

I call it Enron Field. His momma named him Clay, I'm gonna call him Clay. 

now if Daikan pays me to call it Daikan, I'm open to offers. I'll be by the phone waiting.

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

nothing says Houston like air conditioning

The AC sucks there anyhow. 

49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Maybe the years are different, but I doubt there’s much difference in annual salary.  

54 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Maybe the years are different, but I doubt there’s much difference in annual salary.  

Sarcastic Joke GIF

 

 

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Sarcastic Joke GIF

 

 

If there was someone out there willing to offer Bregman the Machado contract he would have signed already.  
 

Also, Ken Rosenthal is the Chip Brown of national baseball coverage.  I have it all on good authority (aka @Wulaw Horn) that if it’s not on Jose De Jesus Ortiz’s Twitter you can ignore it.  

Bregman should get like 5 mil more per year than Adames I would think 

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5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I call it Enron Field. His momma named him Clay, I'm gonna call him Clay. 

now if Daikan pays me to call it Daikan, I'm open to offers. I'll be by the phone waiting.

*Ballpark at Union Station

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

The AC sucks there anyhow. 

No shit, maybe these Japanese lesbians can get it below 78 inside in the summer

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If he ends up signing somewhere else, how booed does Alex Bregman get when he returns to Houston?

Not at all?  Have Springer and Correa been booed?

Astros fans save their booing for guys like Pujols...because he was good at baseball.

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3 hours ago, LCHorn said:

If there was someone out there willing to offer Bregman the Machado contract he would have signed already.  
 

Also, Ken Rosenthal is the Chip Brown of national baseball coverage.  I have it all on good authority (aka @Wulaw Horn) that if it’s not on Jose De Jesus Ortiz’s Twitter you can ignore it.  

I love the fact that I don’t talk about that fuckwit almost ever but you understand my loathing for him.  Thank you for getting me. 

So if this Japanese air conditioning company can actually get it down to 72 in the ballpark, I assume we call it the Ice Box instead of the Juice Box?

30 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

So if this Japanese air conditioning company can actually get it down to 72 in the ballpark, I assume we call it the Ice Box instead of the Juice Box?

A bit nippy 

4 hours ago, WBT said:

Not at all?  Have Springer and Correa been booed?

Astros fans save their booing for guys like Pujols...because he was good at baseball.

And Beltran. Which I thought was so stupid at the time but turns out I guess I was the only one that couldn’t see in to the future and what 2019 would bring. 

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

start him 

 

Oh dear. If Dana can’t do better than draft linebackers hitting in the 9 hole for Oregon (not Oregon St…Oregon) then the problems are even bigger than originally thought.

As long as the AC blows in when we're pitching and blows out when we're hitting, Fukushima Daiichi is ok with me.  That's how we were able to afford OK-ert.

13 hours ago, LebongJames said:

Dyke in

 

10 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

So if this Japanese air conditioning company can actually get it down to 72 in the ballpark, I assume we call it the Ice Box instead of the Juice Box?

Dyke Box

18 hours ago, Js1 said:

The AC sucks there anyhow. 

One thing we do know is that the bats at home will be cold. It’s fitting. 

When we hit bombs against the Dodgers we need to show clips of Hiroshima and Nagasaki 

The extra money from Daikin better cover the Breggy and King Tuck costs.

I still don't know how to pronounce it. I hear DAY-kin on the radio. I want to say it's DYE-kin, but I'm not sure.

Help.

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I still don't know how to pronounce it. I hear DAY-kin on the radio. I want to say it's DYE-kin, but I'm not sure.

Help.

DIE-kn

Daikin ain't easy

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