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  • Storm the Field
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    Lifelong Astros diehard here, but I might have to find a new team with a less annoying fanbase.  I'd have been much more pissed at keeping Tucker and letting him walk for nothing this offseason t

  • I'm still just excited and happy I lived during this era of astros baseball after 35+ plus years of misery. Don't care what they do. I got to watch my team hang 2 world series titles in my life and s

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10 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

5 mil for Dubey in arb 

6 left. Jake, Chas, Pena, Abreu, Paredes and Frams big ass one

I think Chas should have to pay the Astros to play

18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think Chas should have to pay the Astros to play

Jake as well. 

Paying Yordan 19M a year (avg) is more of a steal.



So we are at 244M....threshold is 241M

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

So we are at 244M....threshold is 241M

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Darn.

Assuming Press approves a trade, you’d need to eat prob half his salary.

So that only leaves you 4 mil for a left handed outfielder.

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3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

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Darn.

Assuming Press approves a trade, you’d need to eat prob half his salary.

So that only leaves you 4 mil for a left handed outfielder.

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Press is a solid closer at a good price. It's a matter of what we want in return of what we'd need to eat

2 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Press is a solid closer at a good price. It's a matter of what we want in return of what we'd need to eat

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Have the Astros shown interest in Winker?

I mean, his defense sucks but he bats left handed and seems like he’s got a decent enough slash line.

Not ideal for a RF but you stick him in left when Yordon is DH’ing.

20 hours ago, runthebone said:

Caleb Ferguson to Pirates

 

We are so screwed

It's a funny name

I don't see the Astros staying under the threshold.  They may get there to start the season, but if we are competitive like we should be then they will need to add at the deadline and that will probably put us back over.  

LMJ 17M is really fucking us over right now.  (Along with Monteros +Abreus dumb shit) 

 

For shits and giggles I went back to the 20-21 Offseason thread for when we signed him to see the posts  and my posts were in order right after the season "I would trade LMJ", then when extension was announced we offered "I'm good with Lance walking".....then when the contract details came out "Jesus Christ" 

So dumb.  

 

Looking back at some of these threads 5 years ago is highly entertaining....I would recommend if you are bored lol.  Also where the hell did Slorch go? (please don't tell me he died) 

Edited by Scraps

OK his posts from 2021 thread say Guest unless someone quoted them and then it had his user name so thought maybe he had bailed 

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

good start

 

Ha, off to a good start in Chicago.  I look forward to the angst when they are trying to sign him next year.

Spring Training starts in a little under 5 weeks. With college football wrapping up and hunting season over, it's getting close to time to switch the ol' brain over to Astros hype mode.

3 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Spring Training starts in a little under 5 weeks. With college football wrapping up and hunting season over, it's getting close to time to switch the ol' brain over to Astros hype mode.

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3 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Spring Training starts in a little under 5 weeks. With college football wrapping up and hunting season over, it's getting close to time to switch the ol' brain over to Astros hype mode.

We're totally winning the World Series.

Well since i showed my last hits (even though none you probably give a shit)....did another card break and took Framber and this hit the last box the guy opened


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Well since i showed my last hits (even though none you probably give a shit)....did another card break and took Framber and this hit the last box the guy opened


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Nice ASG patch!!!

Fat Chaz posted some hitting on Insta, still hasn't tried to stop closing off his stance.

Tucker with Cam Smith lol....awkward

Both in Tampa



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2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Tucker with Cam Smith lol....awkward

Both in Tampa



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Tucker smiling...looks shopped

Bregman and Boras overplayed their hand. He’s a really good player who has just started his decline curve and probably was valued higher by the Astros who had direct knowledge of his intangibles. 

Probably could have had a statue.  They'll have leftover bronze after making Altuve's.

They will need it for Yordans large dong

On 12/20/2024 at 2:48 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

How much do you think Boras paid Passan to tweet this novel?

 

 

Reminder that Passan is a hack that publishes agent whining like the above in exchange for access.

It's obvious in hindsight that the Astros removing themselves from the market completely tanked any leverage Boras/Bregman had, and I'd bet Boras realized that in the moment.  Hence the bullshit tweet from Passan.

Heard something interesting this morning on the drive to work. The hosts on XM84 stated that only two position players have received FA contracts for more than 2 years. Adames and Soto.

It appears that players entering their 30s are not getting the deals they once got. Good for teams to figure it out. Bregman fucked up big time.

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