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15 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Zero walks so far in ST, so perhaps improved plate discipline hasn’t come together. 

Maybe he switched to a 52" bat, so it won't matter because he can reach the slider away

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2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Zero walks so far in ST, so perhaps improved plate discipline hasn’t come together. 

I thought I saw 1 walk and 1 k the other day for his total spring stats. Which is pretty remarkable when just about every plate appearance ends in contact. 

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If Dana keeps him off OD roster hes a dickhead

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Okert getting ready to have greatest season in the history of bullpens. 

15 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Smith, Dezenzo, Van Wey all were good today.

 

BP game today and they mowed them down 

off day tomorrow. i'll guess the coaches and brown meet to make final roster decisions 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

off day tomorrow. i'll guess the coaches and brown meet to make final roster decisions 

We got 10 or 11 days still right?  

i'm ready to dump chas

 

@Wulaw Horn yes, but a complete day off gives them all morning to start firming things up 

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11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

hmmm

The Houston Astros are “optimistic” that first baseman Christian Walker will be ready for opening day in his recovery from a sore oblique muscle, manager Joe Espada said Sunday.

With the Astros medical staff on him, I expect him to be ready by July 4th

46 minutes ago, n64ra said:

With the Astros medical staff on him, I expect him to be ready by July 4th

 

why isn't @Wulaw Horn sitting in on his exams ???

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

why isn't @Wulaw Horn sitting in on his exams ???

If an astros doc was going to amputate my left leg I would write all over my right leg- wrong leg dummy don’t cut this one off. 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If an astros doc was going to amputate my left leg I would write all over my right leg- wrong leg dummy don’t cut this one off. 

Better do your dick too. Just to be safe.

Joking about him aside, hope Lance is good tomorrow and the arm bounces back ok.  The dude loves Houston and loves being an Astro.

Pretty damn jarring to see Tuck taking swings for another team in the regular season this morning.  

5 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Pretty damn jarring to see Tuck taking swings for another team in the regular season this morning.  

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7 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Pretty damn jarring to see Tuck taking swings for another team in the regular season this morning.  

 

im over him, wish him all the best  ...

 

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

im over him, wish him all the best  ...

 

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I never liked him. Didn't dislike him or anything but the demeanor was irritating especially coupled with being pretty bad more often than not in the playoffs.  Nothing against him but losing correa felt like a kick in the balls and losing Springer was a real gut punch.  Losing Bregman was sad- even though it was definitely the right call.  Trading Tucker with a year left made me happy.  Our pod was celebratory when that deal happened and I was all in on Paredes and Wesneski.  Smith looking like a budding super star takes me from excited and celebrating to orgasmic.  

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Didn't help that Tucker has the personality of a 2x4

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7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Didn't help that Tucker has the personality of a 2x4

demeanor, personality, tomatoe, tomahtoe, we are talking about the same thing and made it hard to really root for him, unlike the core 4 who all had cool stories/personalities.  Tucker was like a robot. 

30/30 guys don't grow on trees.  He could be a human zucchini for all I care, he was a solid player. That being said the trade was the correct call. The cubs can sign him for 400 mil for all I care now 

35 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I never liked him. Didn't dislike him or anything but the demeanor was irritating especially coupled with being pretty bad more often than not in the playoffs.  Nothing against him but losing correa felt like a kick in the balls and losing Springer was a real gut punch.  Losing Bregman was sad- even though it was definitely the right call.  Trading Tucker with a year left made me happy.  Our pod was celebratory when that deal happened and I was all in on Paredes and Wesneski.  Smith looking like a budding super star takes me from excited and celebrating to orgasmic.  

Agree with all.

Tucker was a walking Beta blocker.

Springer was the worst for me.

The Astros optioned RHP Nick Hernandez, IF Shay Whitcomb and C César Salazar to minor league camp, per the Astros

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15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The Astros optioned RHP Nick Hernandez, IF Shay Whitcomb and C César Salazar to minor league camp, per the Astros

I sort of think Whitcomb can hit. I could see him ending up being the guy at 2B/LF if Cam and/or 2B and/or Dezenzo don’t work out. 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

  Smith looking like a budding super star takes me from excited and celebrating to orgasmic.  

I think this is the definition of “premature ejaculation”.

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Tucker was like a robot. 

That’s what I liked most about him.

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39 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I think this is the definition of “premature ejaculation”.

That’s what I liked most about him.

Duh. 

im growing ok with altuve batting #9th 
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Lol im telling yall its gonna be a shitshow, but some don't want to believe it cause ItS lEfT fIeLd

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Lol im telling yall its gonna be a shitshow, but some don't want to believe it cause ItS lEfT fIeLd

Our OF situation is infuriating.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

shut out inning for LMJ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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