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#1
So to summarize...⚠️Today we've had: - confirmed #MERS in Saudia Arabia in a man who traveled to Pakistan while infected - quite possibly #Marburg virus on a German train in a medical worker just returned from Rwanda - notice from Africa's CDC that most #Mpox Clade 1 cases…
Update on potential #MarburgVirus cases in #Germany:- Two individuals taken to the Highly Contagious Infectious Diseases (HCID) unit at @UKEHamburg - One worked at a hospital in #Rwanda where #Marburg cases were treated.- Both flew from Rwanda to #Frankfurt yesterday and took…

 

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#2

Marburg’s at #1, but two more of the top ten are on the board right now. 

#BREAKING#MARBURG virus in Germany.#MVD A medical student who was treating a patient with Marburg virus in Rwanda develops symptoms upon his return to Germany. He was removed from a train. His partner was symptomatic also. There is no deadlier pathogen than Marburg. Let us…

 

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#5
18 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Crimean-Congo Haemhorragic Fever.

Criminy.

Ironically it’s also the name of a desert drink for two at Guy Fieri’s American Grill in Times Square

#13
8 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Stop drinking bleach, all is well.

No no no, let Darwin do his job.

#14

It would be cool if I had any faith whatsoever that we, as a nation, learned some valuable lessons from COVID. What worked, what didn't, what to prioritize, how to convey the right message, what's sensible, where the government under and over reached, etc. That we'd be better prepared.

But, no, another serious pandemic would legit destroy this country.

#15

I'm travelling and won't be back to Austin until late Friday night. If I recall correctly, I only have a couple of rolls of shitter paper in my strategic reserve. I'm fucked aren't I. 

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#17
29 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Marburg has had the easiest fucking strength of schedule, THAT'S the only reason they're #1.

It's the Notre Dame of disease.  

#18
13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm travelling and won't be back to Austin until late Friday night. If I recall correctly, I only have a couple of rolls of shitter paper in my strategic reserve. I'm fucked aren't I. 

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No bidet? You sound poor. 

#19
29 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Like I said.

Put that Marburg up against some sturdy German stock (no eugenics) and it folds like paper.

Achtung bitches.

Germans yes, but I bet it could take out a whole Carnival cruise line full of fat Americans in a few hours. 

#21
3 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Germans yes, but I bet it could take out a whole Carnival cruise line full of fat Americans in a few hours. 

Let's hope.

#22
Just now, locodos said:

What do you do?  air dry?

The roll last much longer when you wash your ass first. 

#23
37 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Like I said.

Put that Marburg up against some sturdy German stock (no eugenics) and it folds like paper.

Achtung bitches.

Bless you 

#24
16 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Germans yes, but I bet it could take out a whole Carnival cruise line full of fat Americans in a few hours. 

Probably hour, singular.

Every "cruiser" I know comes back from one with some sort of malady and various fluids leaking out of their orifices. And not just gravy and soft-serve ice cream.

#29
Just now, MissingInAction said:

Marburg is sec ready.

Gata had the Marburg for the last 5 yrs or so.  It's awful

#30
7 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Ironically it’s also the name of a desert drink for two at Guy Fieri’s American Grill in Times Square

I shudder at the effect of that drink on the foetus.  Or the faeces.  Especially if consumed with a deconstructed burger.

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#31
8 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Ironically it’s also the name of a desert drink for two at Guy Fieri’s American Grill in Times Square

I think I saw Crimean-Congo Haemhorragic Fever open for Slipknot a few years back 

#32
17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think I saw Crimean-Congo Haemhorragic Fever open for Slipknot a few years back 

If you like them, you'll love Restless Leg Syndrome 

#33

Sir, I believe you misspelled "plandemic."  You see, this is all clearly a plot by the Illuminati, working hand in hand with Colonel Sanders and his wee, beady eyes, to release a virus bioengineered in a secret lab in Andorra designed to cause all people of Etruscan lineage to walk with a slight limp in their left leg.  DO THE RESEARCH, SHEEPLE!

#34
Just now, Brisketexan said:

Sir, I believe you misspelled "plandemic."  You see, this is all clearly a plot by the Illuminati, working hand in hand with Colonel Sanders and his wee, beady eyes, to release a virus bioengineered in a secret lab in Andorra designed to cause all people of Etruscan lineage to walk with a slight limp in their left leg.  DO THE RESEARCH, SHEEPLE!

 

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#36
7 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

My wife has 75,000 rolls stockpiled. I will sell you a roll of my finest double-ply for only $1,000.

Nice humblebrag, stockpiled double-ply

#37
8 hours ago, aggie08 said:

It would be cool if I had any faith whatsoever that we, as a nation, learned some valuable lessons from COVID. What worked, what didn't, what to prioritize, how to convey the right message, what's sensible, where the government under and over reached, etc. That we'd be better prepared.

But, no, another serious pandemic would legit destroy this country.

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#39
1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

How to blame this on the Chinese?

Belt & Road initiative breh...  

#40
9 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Crimean-Congo Haemhorragic Fever.

Criminy.

New band name.  

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I think I saw Crimean-Congo Haemhorragic Fever open for Slipknot a few years back 

Dammit, you beat me.

#41
1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

How to blame this on the Chinese?

Also a lab leak. But not the Chinese that time. Thus the name. 

#43
9 hours ago, Blotto said:

I only have a couple of rolls of shitter paper in my strategic reserve. 

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#44

Personally I don't trust anyone that wants to live through the apocalypse. I hope the meteor hits my house. 

#45
8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Personally I don't trust anyone that wants to live through the apocalypse. I hope the meteor hits my house. 

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#46
13 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Marburg’s at #1, but two more of the top ten are on the board right now. 

#BREAKING#MARBURG virus in Germany.#MVD A medical student who was treating a patient with Marburg virus in Rwanda develops symptoms upon his return to Germany. He was removed from a train. His partner was symptomatic also. There is no deadlier pathogen than Marburg. Let us…

 

uh, rabies?

 

i see doc in the comments points out that rabies can be stopped if treatment is started *immediately* which seems like a pretty big if.

#49
1 minute ago, Bevo said:

It’s probably just a new airborne prion disease.

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