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I've thought a lot since I was a kid, like, if your dick is out on a bike, and you fall or trip or something, and your dick gets caught in the spokes, and like it gets chopped off, it would be, like, really bad, you know?

That's what I think about regarding dicks and bikes.

51 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I've thought a lot since I was a kid, like, if your dick is out on a bike, and you fall or trip or something, and your dick gets caught in the spokes, and like it gets chopped off, it would be, like, really bad, you know?

That's what I think about regarding dicks and bikes.

Your avatar is perfect next to that post.

 

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The man was out on bond for a separate exposure charge from about a week ago, Crowson said. Officers  at the scene recognized the man from that arrest, when he was allegedly walking down a busy southeast Houston street in the buff.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

4 hours ago, phdhorn said:

I've thought a lot since I was a kid, like, if your dick is out on a bike, and you fall or trip or something, and your dick gets caught in the spokes, and like it gets chopped off, it would be, like, really bad, you know?

That's what I think about regarding dicks and bikes.

WTF is wrong with you ???
That is crazy shit, how is your dick gonna fall into the spokes (or are you a spoke fucker?)


What non-crazy people worry about is getting their dick stuck in the chain, that would be like getting caught in a zipper but like a billion times worse

That is what "normal" people worry about

well, did he cum or what? 

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She yelled at him to stop the lewd act but he persisted, Crowson said.

Nevertheless, #hepersisted

Edited by Art Vandelay

This incident is going to totally mess him up psychologically one day when he's married and trying to have normal public-bike-masturbation sex with his wife.

Ok...masturbating...while riding a bike...while trying to break into a home.  Pretty interesting skill set.

21 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Ok...masturbating...while riding a bike...while trying to break into a home.  Pretty interesting skill set.

All he's missing is a kevlar vest.

6 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

"Don't look, Ethel!"

Too late. She'd already been creamed.

 

1 hour ago, Stella Link said:

Ok...masturbating...while riding a bike...while trying to break into a home.  Pretty interesting skill set.

The Aristocrat!

9 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

"Don't look, Ethel!"

Too late. She'd done got a free shot.

Started to watch the video, had 2 thoughts. Good for her. And damn how miserable must it be to live in Houston and have just a window AC unit. 

Well ain't that a stick in the spokes.

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