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...and it's trying to prevent us from watching Terminator 3.

There's no other acceptable explanation for why it's not available on any streaming service in the United States. 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

why the fuck do you want to watch terminator 3

IT was the best of rest, the ones made after T2.

1 hour ago, notre dame joe said:

IT was the best of rest, the ones made after T2.

It featured the little bitch version of John Connor. It redeemed itself with the hottest terminator. 

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I'm trying to instill in the Doomlet a healthy fear of technology by showing him the Terminator series of movies. 

I considered showing them in chronological order rather than release order, but figured I might run into resistance if I started with relatively modern movies built for the modern ADD brain and then sprung a slow burn on him (like the first Terminator) in the middle of the story. 

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12 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Has he or has he not seen Linda Hamilton’s tits?

I can't remember whether they were featured in the first one or not, but I think perhaps her horny roommate might have shown the goods shortly before the OG Terminator killed her and her boyfriend. 

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