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2024 NLDS thread; Mets at Phillies & Padres at Dodgers

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How many deaths or serious injuries will occur at Dodger Stadium tonight?

Cronenworth gonna do something tonight

Doesn't get better than this.

Nothing says manly baseball players than a dick grab of your 3b coach and then dick to dick thrust celebrations

What's the story with the dick touch celebration?
Seems pretty self explanatory given the team
7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Yoshinobu looking solid.

So is Darvish except for the hr obviously.  Both only threw 46 pitches through 4.

Why the fuck did Roberts just yank Yoshi?

9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Why the fuck did Roberts just yank Yoshi?

Seems like that was the plan from the start.  Rosenthal seemed to know it was coming, Dave might've told him so but had him keep it under wraps.

The current playoff format is so strange. Feel like the DS should be a bo7. No other American sport has a postseason that's so incongruous round to round.

14 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Bullpen been ballin tho. No?

For sure.  Just seemed like Yamamoto had it going.

Get something going SD you fucks. I want drama.

1-0 game.  Bootyholes about to get pretty tight on both sides with 9 outs left for each.  

Phillips clutched up, but damn, one run doesn’t feel like it will hold up

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

$10 for GA, Jurickson. 

Whole batting order last 21 innings tbh

Dave's got a plan.  Bring in the lefty Vesia to pitch to the next 4 batters, 3 of whom are lefties.  Then he's still got Treinen and Kopech.

2 outs you have to swing there. That's such trash. 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Kiki show

Um, there are 2 guys named Hernandez.  Kike hit the first and Teoscar hit the second.  I mean...they don't even look alike.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Kiki show

Different Hernandez amigo.

Just now, shakahorn said:

Kike

There's no need for language like that.

Darvish made two mistakes tonight and Dodgers made him pay for both. 
Add in Padres being MIA at plate and it doesn’t look good for SD. 

Just now, shakahorn said:

Um, there are 2 guys named Hernandez.  Kike hit the first and Teoscar hit the second.  I mean...they don't even look alike.

My bad I was in the other room putting together a cooler for tomorrow and just heard Hernandez....

If it helps my cause this is two of the items I was throwing in there for the trip down to Fair Park tomorrow.  Little Fair Park Lawn Jungle Juice before head in for Wax Cup beer time

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3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

If it helps my cause this is two of the items I was throwing in there for the trip down to Fair Park tomorrow.  Little Fair Park Lawn Jungle Juice before head in for Wax Cup beer time

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Irrfan Khan GIF

20 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Dave's got a plan.  Bring in the lefty Vesia to pitch to the next 4 batters, 3 of whom are lefties.  Then he's still got Treinen and Kopech.

So much for that.

13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

If it helps my cause this is two of the items I was throwing in there for the trip down to Fair Park tomorrow.  Little Fair Park Lawn Jungle Juice before head in for Wax Cup beer time

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My liver hurts just looking at that

Kopech dealing.

Is LeBron's Jeffery Jordan 2.0 there with him or did he have him stay home to watch film?

What a limp-dicked performance from SD. LA fucking owns their ass. It's like tOSU over Michigan 2000s/2010s bad at this point. 

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