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    I'm no bitch.  I'm taking the loss, as painful as it is.  If I had a hat, I'd tip it to Vandy, with a 17th century flourish, their coaches, players, students, band, fans, all.  We are 4-1, headed God

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Someone walk me through who gets the other 9 spots in the CFP that are better than the SEC's 4th best team

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12 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

 

At least Omenihu's tantrum in Lawrence was just on our sideline and after it was over. At least I think it was. 

12 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

like at someone? into the stands? His mom?

It rolled about 15 yards into the Vandy side.  Not a really a big deal or threatening or anything but you never see it.  He was also slapping and waving his arms before the last two snaps, either pissed at this teammates or unable to control his temper.  

I had a vision that I would work in cubicle for a big corporation .  It's turnt too.

1 minute ago, B00M said:

What am I missing? 

BIG will get more than 2. OSU, Oregon,Michigan and Pedo are the likely candidates. 

Looks like Vandy will have a nice stadium when it's complete

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


the idea that “Milroe is garbage” is ridiculous. That was the post I responded to. 

He's not garbage, I was just being a tool and shit talking. He's not a bad QB by any means, but he does need work on his passes. 

20 minutes ago, F250 said:

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19 minutes ago, Drew said:

Can’t wait for the next one. 

 

18 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

SEC Shorts is going to be epic this week.

 

If the VERY FIRST scene of the next shorts isnt Vandy punching out of the coffin that Auburn triple nailed shut last week, I am going to have the sadz. 

This was a really good weekend for the Texas players to be facing Bye. You just sit there as what will be #1 team and look at all the upsets and it just scares you to death. 

FUMB shit aside, I really do think this is good and hope these upsets sink in with the players. Given our culture I think and hope it will.

Just now, immamac said:

Holy fuck I still can't believe it. Hahahahahahaha vandy is awesome. 

Anchor Down!!!

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

 

 

 

If the VERY FIRST scene of the next shorts isnt Vandy punching out of the coffin that Auburn triple nailed shut last week, I am going to have the sadz. 

Yep. With Texas just sitting in the chair in the corner laughing.  
 

“what are you laughing about? You didn’t even play!”

 

”yep…can’t lose if you don’t olay” -Texas 

This was a really good weekend for the Texas players to be facing Bye. You just sit there as what will be #1 team and look at all the upsets and it just scares you to death. 
FUMB shit aside, I really do think this is good and hope these upsets sink in with the players. Given our culture I think and hope it will.
Anchor Down!!!

Probably a blessing playing OU before Georgia to not have it be a classic trap game
2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

BIG will get more than 2. OSU, Oregon,Michigan and Pedo are the likely candidates. 

I don't think Pedo will make it in. They always lose to tOSU and Michigan. I'm not sure if they play them this year, but if they play Oregon I bet the lose that game, too, even if Oregon isn't a great team. 

like every other surprising game; more will likely be made out of this than it should.

The idea that DeBoer is not that good of coach is just a hot-take. of course he isn't Saban, but his record is what it is and it's not by luck.

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

It rolled about 15 yards into the Vandy side.  Not a really a big deal or threatening or anything but you never see it.  He was also slapping and waving his arms before the last two snaps, either pissed at this teammates or unable to control his temper.  

And he tried to hurt Vandy’s QB on the game clinching first down run before starting the tantrum. 

23 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Asked before. What bitch move did #13 do?

Kicked the football after the penultimate kneel down.

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

BIG will get more than 2. OSU, Oregon,Michigan and Pedo are the likely candidates. 

Maybe. So 5 SEC, 3 B1G, 2 ACC, 1 B12, 1 G5.. obviously a lot of season to play but as of now, what other combo looks more likely? 

Just now, B00M said:

Maybe. So 5 SEC, 3 B1G, 2 ACC, 1 B12, 1 G5.. obviously a lot of season to play but as of now, what other combo looks more likely? 

Not used to close game playing against a starter QB prob

22 minutes ago, Drew said:

I don’t know if you get in trouble for that but they shouldn’t. 

I personally know 20 people that will pay for that repair.

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yep. With Texas just sitting in the chair in the corner laughing.  
 

“what are you laughing about? You didn’t even play!”

 

”yep…can’t lose if you don’t olay” -Texas 

Nah. Texas sitting there with more nails and a hammer. 

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Cheat sheet 

 

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That's not Vanderbilt.  Not enough Asians.

I just opened this thread but watched most of the game. Did #22 Alabama D get away with throwing a punch? Does the league get involved after the fact. What a bitch, then bitch #2 Malachi Moore doesn’t even get taken off the field by Deboer after his hissy fit? Damn, if that’s the culture in that locker room, there could be more trouble.

7 minutes ago, Drew said:

”yep…can’t lose if you don’t olay” -Texas 

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So, right after the final gun sounded, the (then-drunken) SO says, "Those Vandy guys are going to get laid 2 or 3 times tonight."

My response ... "Have you ever seen the women who attend Vandy?"

SO's reply: "Uh yeah... never mind."

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Tim Beck did this... just a different Tim Beck.

 

 

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Don't look now, but the Hogs are giving the Vols a fight.  Might be seeing all the top SEC teams (besides us) getting burnt to the ground tonight.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

#1 Texas. In both polls this time.

Do you even TAMU, bro?

9 minutes ago, naija said:

like every other surprising game; more will likely be made out of this than it should.

The idea that DeBoer is not that good of coach is just a hot-take. of course he isn't Saban, but his record is what it is and it's not by luck.

 

no one is saying he's a shit coach.

we're saying losing to Vandy isn't going to fly in Tuscaloosa.  he's in for a bad week.  

Just now, nnm said:

Do you even TAMU, bro?

And Mizzou and ND. All of them better than Texas. Obviously. 

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

Do you even TAMU, bro?

Not even once

That kid Pat will be putting aggy as the #1 team in the SEC power rankings.

6 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

So, right after the final gun sounded, the (then-drunken) SO says, "Those Vandy guys are going to get laid 2 or 3 times tonight."

My response ... "Have you ever seen the women who attend Vandy?"

SO's reply: "Uh yeah... never mind."

What about Belmont girls?

7 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Don't look now, but the Hogs are giving the Vols a fight.  Might be seeing all the top SEC teams (besides us) getting burnt to the ground tonight.

Good week to have a bye.

8 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

So, right after the final gun sounded, the (then-drunken) SO says, "Those Vandy guys are going to get laid 2 or 3 times tonight."

My response ... "Have you ever seen the women who attend Vandy?"

SO's reply: "Uh yeah... never mind."

this is like the one smart school with good-looking women 

Hopefully they'll shut the fuck up about Tennessee and their offense this week. Heupel looking lost out there, and Nico is is just 4/4 for 20 yards. Crazy

 

Just now, naija said:

this is like the one smart school with good-looking women 

I'd argue Cal Berkley and even Stanford have better muff 

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Hopefully they'll shut the fuck up about Tennessee and their offense this week. Heupel looking lost out there, and Nico is is just 4/4 for 20 yards. Crazy

 

I'd argue Cal Berkley and even Stanford have better muff 

Stanford yes, don't know about Cal.

Any cops trying to stop them should be suspended from Force. 

Stanford yes, don't know about Cal.

Cal …a resounding NO
23 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

 

 

If the VERY FIRST scene of the next shorts isnt Vandy punching out of the coffin that Auburn triple nailed shut last week, I am going to have the sadz. 

I  might like Roll Call better. 

5 minutes ago, naija said:

Stanford yes, don't know about Cal.

Cal seriously has some hot af wimmenz. There some 10's there, and a lot of 8 and 9. 

I know this because my sister went there and I got to see both campuses. 

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