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Crimson Tide (#1 lolol) @ Commodores on SEC Network

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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Aggie friend literally (copy paste):

Y’all got in at the right time.

Like clock work. 
 

“yeah yall won the SEC. But yall didn’t have to come in when it was at its peak line we did!” 

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    shout out to the real ones

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    I'm no bitch.  I'm taking the loss, as painful as it is.  If I had a hat, I'd tip it to Vandy, with a 17th century flourish, their coaches, players, students, band, fans, all.  We are 4-1, headed God

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3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

 

God bless em, they made it to the river 

College football is great

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

The fact that on paper The Florida Gators are the easiest game remaining on our schedule is comical.  

There are no easy outs.

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Aggie friend literally (copy paste):

Y’all got in at the right time.

They had THIRTEEN YEARS

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

They had THIRTEEN YEARS

They just ran outta time....

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I objectively would, yes. Beating top teams makes people perceive you better, weird concept I know.

karl pilkington bullshit GIF

 

Come on man, the SEC gets the benefit of the doubt. If Wake Forest beats Miami, nobody would be talking about Wake being a tough team. The talk would 100% be about how Miami is overrated.

Hell, Clemson lost to the #1 team at the time and dropped from 14 to 25. They have been crushing since then and are still only 15.

Bama will fall to 11ish. 

Vandy is not good. Arky is not good. 

32 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I forgot about this site needing those. I don't think you want them now that she's had 3 kids, but she does workout. 

Not for you to decide. 

There are no easy outs.

That’s right. This is the gauntlet known as the SEC.
4 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

karl pilkington bullshit GIF

 

Come on man, the SEC gets the benefit of the doubt. If Wake Forest beats Miami, nobody would be talking about Wake being a tough team. The talk would 100% be about how Miami is overrated.

Hell, Clemson lost to the #1 team at the time and dropped from 14 to 25. They have been crushing since then and are still only 15.

Bama will fall to 11ish. 

Vandy is not good. Arky is not good. 

Because the ACC is about as solid as diarrhea.

There are several Big 12 teams that would run through the ACC.


no he’s not. He throws a great deep ball. And he threw a great deep ball last season when Ryan Williams was in 11th grade. 

10th grade.
1 hour ago, immamac said:

Holy fuck I still can't believe it. Hahahahahahaha vandy is awesome. 

Vandy tonight reminded me of a Kansas St Bill Snyder team of a few years back…

15 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

They had THIRTEEN YEARS

 

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5 minutes ago, F250 said:

Because the ACC is about as solid as diarrhea.

There are several Big 12 teams that would run through the ACC.

Fucking SMU is about to run through the ACC...

10 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Bama will fall to 11ish. 

Vandy is not good. Arky is not good. 

I would be surprised if Bama falls below #7 or #8

11 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

karl pilkington bullshit GIF

 

Come on man, the SEC gets the benefit of the doubt. If Wake Forest beats Miami, nobody would be talking about Wake being a tough team. The talk would 100% be about how Miami is overrated.

Hell, Clemson lost to the #1 team at the time and dropped from 14 to 25. They have been crushing since then and are still only 15.

Bama will fall to 11ish. 

Vandy is not good. Arky is not good. 

Ah, so this weird trope is just a Clemson inferiority complex. Get used to it man, as a Texas fan who has seen the mountain top followed by a decade of garbage, I know your pain.

1 hour ago, SpiralOut said:

Don't look now, but the Hogs are giving the Vols a fight.

Don’t look now but it’s 14-3 Vols.

57 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Spoiler there’s hot women at every major college

"Except Texas" - Carl

5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Don’t look now but it’s 14-3 Vols.

Don't look now but it's 14-10.  

40 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We are unbeatable. We will win the whole goddamn thing. 

….only if we take care of bidness.

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imagine the non-football fan music-only hipsters in Nashville wondering why the fuck the cops are blocking off major streets on a Saturday night for a parade of what looks to be highly inebriated students stumbling to the River.

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Don’t look now but it’s 14-3 Vols.

14-10

23 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Ah, so this weird trope is just a Clemson inferiority complex. Get used to it man, as a Texas fan who has seen the mountain top followed by a decade of garbage, I know your pain.

Ummm no. I think most conferences are basically even. I'll grant the SEC is better at the top most years, but my point is there shouldn't be some automatic SEC and Big 10 dominate the playoffs selection bias. 

9 of the top 10 in the AP are SEC and Big 10. That's fucking stupid. Look at those teams, and the ones knocking on the top 10? SC, Ole Miss, LSU. 

It should be spread out more

 

*as far as Clemson goes, I think at this point we should be in the playoffs. I don't think we are going to win it all, but we should win one game and be a tough out for the next team. That as the ACC #2 is better than SEC #4 or Big 10 #4. Why should Clemson or Miami have to be basically perfect while Mizzou has multiple outs? 

 

Edit - Which brings me back to Vandy, Kentucky and Arky being aggy redass bad motherfuckers now. Lmfao

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12 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

imagine the non-football fan music-only hipsters in Nashville wondering why the fuck the cops are blocking off major streets on a Saturday night for a parade of what looks to be highly inebriated students stumbling to the River.

God, I love college football

47 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

College football is great

Not when you see that Vandy is up in the second quarter but think "ahh, Alabama will blow them out in the second half" and turn the TV off and do other stuff.

I would be surprised if Bama falls below #7 or #8
Can you drop them below Georgia? It's only been a week since they beat the Dawgs.

Nascar is licking their chops as they are thinking about all of the new viewers from Alabama that they will now get. Nascar viewership in the state of Alabama will probably be the highest that it has been since Shula was the coach. 
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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

And a lotta the Mack years

I mean, you can go see what the sorority sisters at Merced look like. I double dog dare you

I'll just leave this here

https://fraternitysorority.ucmerced.edu/chapters/sororities

Yech!!

That’s a rough crowd. 

I would only have sex with about 25% of them.

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Okay, maybe half of them. And if I was tipsy, maybe more. 

Because the ACC is about as solid as diarrhea.
There are several Big 12 teams that would run through the ACC.

Humor me and say which ones.

I don't know if it has been asked and answered already, but any chance the Vandy Whistlers were on the goalposts when they got tossed in the river?

Nascar is licking their chops as they are thinking about all of the new viewers from Alabama that they will now get. Nascar viewership in the state of Alabama will probably be the highest that it has been since Shula was the coach. 
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Huh? NASCAR is on Sunday. Maybe that was an attempt to be funny and I missed it.

Fire Dubose, er DeBoer. /s

Damn, I was 13 the last time Vandy beat Bama.

Oh well, I just hope Vandy goes on to beat both AU and the Vols.

18 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Humor me and say which ones.

SMU for one…

 

oh wait. 

Vandy is garbage and DeBoer will have to explain how he lost to a team that had 3, maybe 4, players who could crack his top 22.

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29 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Yech!!

That’s a rough crowd. 

I would only have sex with about 25% of them.

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Okay, maybe half of them. And if I was tipsy, maybe more. 

And these are the sorority girls, (supposedly) the best of the best.

I've been on that campus with him, move-in, move-out. I've seen the view. The cows aren't just outside of campus.

18 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Huh? NASCAR is on Sunday. Maybe that was an attempt to be funny and I missed it.

Essentially, I was saying that Alabama fans will be wanting to find something different to do on the weekends since they expect to go to the playoffs and nothing less than that. There's a running joke that hillbillies watch Nascar, so that was the best joke I could come up with. I'll admit that I don't have a good sense of humor, though. 

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the bama forum is full of people blaming NIL and paying players for creating a soft culture 

it's glorious 

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9 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

the bama forum is full of people blaming NIL and paying players for creating a soft culture 

it's glorious 

Like bama hadn't paid players before 🤣🤣🤣

40 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

As a Vandy and Texas grad…

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Hey, me too! I didn’t know there was another one on Surly 🤘🏼

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Siap but why was a state trooper chatting with Williams in the final minutes? I was on mute.

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