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I don't ever wanna hear shit about fuck about Texas losing to Kansas ever again....

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    shout out to the real ones

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    I'm no bitch.  I'm taking the loss, as painful as it is.  If I had a hat, I'd tip it to Vandy, with a 17th century flourish, their coaches, players, students, band, fans, all.  We are 4-1, headed God

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1 minute ago, Slacks said:

What do you mean? This was still a great upset. If Bama gets into the playoffs because other teams aren't better, that doesn't change this.

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1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Yeah, I was just about to say…..Kentucky?……Vandy?…..perhaps that Longhorns schedule is not as light as we’re lead to believe

It's not. Better Alabama found out and we now know. 

Bye bye Bama. The beginning of the end for them this season...they will lose a few more games this year and not even be in the playoff discussion. 

And this should clear the path for College Gameday to come to Austin on October 19 now for the Georgia game instead of Alabama/Tennessee

What if Texas and aggy both win out, then we beat them in College Station, then we beat them again in Atlanta...?

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Pavia with 2 4 letter words within 10 seconds.

after thanking the Lord God…

There’s a bylaw in the CFP that says “…if you lose to those nerds in Nashville, you are disqualified for consideration.” Lot of people don’t know that.

5 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Some people don't get it yet. Embrace the hate, AP voters will give it to Ohio State.

Not a chance

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yeah, but meh. 

Agreed, meh, but it is what it is for now. 

Just now, The Dog said:

 

Well and pretty sure they don't lose with Nick still on the sideline.

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

Nashville is one city, lien Austin, you could stay forever and live off it. 

does he know how to play guitar?

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

I don't ever wanna hear shit about fuck about Texas losing to Kansas ever again....

let's slow our roll, we play them. At Vandy

Sark is probably super happy Kentucky beat Ole Miss and Vandy beat Alabama.

It's a trap!

Just now, nineliveslost said:

let's slow our roll, we play them. At Vandy

 

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6 minutes ago, Drew said:

Nashville is one city, lien Austin, you could stay forever and live off it. 

I’d toss Seattle in there too.

4 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Yeah, I was just about to say…..Kentucky?……Vandy?…..perhaps that Longhorns schedule is not as light as we’re lead to believe

Fayetteville and Collie Station looking like potential tough outs.

I kind of thought that going in, though. 

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

we're seriously going to pan away from the upright being taken down to fucking gator football?

Honestly it's basically a war crime

The fact that on paper The Florida Gators are the easiest game remaining on our schedule is comical.  

6 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

bullshit

They still have Tenn, LSU, and OU. Probably can't afford a loss.  If Tennessee beats them, it might as well be over.

13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Diego Pavia with free pussy, no free everything, in Nashville for the rest of his life. 

Huge upgrade over Cruces

2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

let's slow our roll, we play them. At Vandy

Aggy has been trying to warn us stupid sips  about the SEC grind. 

9 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Lol wut? Aggy at the top of the SEC? Did those morons forget we're #1? 

Yes

I hope DeBoer enjoys his time as the transitional coach at Bama.  It probably won’t last long.

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 


I don’t think he was wrong … about the fans

 

It only took the Surl until week 6 to go full secsecsec.

Maybe Vandy and Kentucky are actually really good!?!? 

What a gauntlet! 

Aggy vs Texas might be a top 5 matchup! 

Deboer if he doesn't jump you early(we fucked up by letting him do that in New Orleans) doesn't impress as much

Difficult no to when the big10 refs ignored holding to give Penix more time, and their DBs were allowed to tackle and mug the Texas receivers with impunity. Heck the last Texas play had their DB climbing on our WR from the endzone and no call.
32 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Reminder: Vanderbilt lost to Georgia State.

Re-reminder.

Vandy is clearly a solid team, but Saban never had a loss like this once he got going. The aggy/Ole Miss teams that beat him at least had some elite talent. This feels the end of an era. Not saying Bama will suck from now on, but they aren't going to dominate CFB like they once did. You don't replace Saban.

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It only took the Surl until week 6 to go full secsecsec.

Maybe Vandy and Kentucky are actually really good!?!? 

What a gauntlet! 

Aggy vs Texas might be a top 5 matchup! 

Is a….Clemson fan trying to talk shit? In the year 2024?

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fayetteville and Collie Station looking like potential tough outs.

I kind of thought that going in, though. 

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1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It only took the Surl until week 6 to go full secsecsec.

Maybe Vandy and Kentucky are actually really good!?!? 

What a gauntlet! 

Aggy vs Texas might be a top 5 matchup! 

The fuck are you talking about. Everyone is laughing at Alabama losing. It's the most anti SEC thing possible. 

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

What if Texas and aggy both win out, then we beat them in College Station, then we beat them again in Atlanta...?

aggy will still run their fucking mouths.

Heard it too many times through the years.  Humiliation has no effect...

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2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It only took the Surl until week 6 to go full secsecsec.

Maybe Vandy and Kentucky are actually really good!?!? 

What a gauntlet! 

Aggy vs Texas might be a top 5 matchup! 

You must be new here.....

 

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aggy will lose to LSU and Gamecock before we get them.

Come on now.

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9 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Stole my shit! I said this exact same thing in the 3rd qtr of the game on this very thread.

5 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I hope DeBoer enjoys his time as the transitional coach at Bama.  It probably won’t last long.

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1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

Stole my shit! I said this exact same thing in the 3rd qtr of the game on this very thread.

Shhhh, they’re listening..

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